Beeper Natterings
from 1/23/00 to 6/27/00:
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(From here, at 01/23/00 13:31:46 )
human cooperation has been achieved
from time to time by different groups...
some tasks need a leader,
some tasks need a facilitator
some tasks can be muddled through...
"Leadership" reminds me of Chief Joseph,
a good talker, the guy in charge of women and horses.
the guy left in charge when the war leaders got their
ass shot off.
Eric
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(From here, at 01/24/00 17:00:07 )
hiya
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(From here, at 01/24/00 21:58:42 )
615-6665
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(From here, at 01/25/00 11:09:00 )
Nice page! Keep up the good work!
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(From here, at 01/25/00 15:12:16 )
hi wrybread person! have a lovely day.
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(From here, at 01/25/00 17:10:08 )
hey! quit touching that!
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(From here, at 01/26/00 15:11:56 )
i was poking around and realized you're some sort of not quite fabulous celebrity.
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(From here, at 01/27/00 17:05:07 )
Am I repeating myself, repeating myself?
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the
overflowed messages are here,
(From here, at 01/28/00 03:30:46 )
Am I repeating myself, repeating myself?
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(From here, at 01/29/00 00:05:57 )
Beep .. Beep .. Beep
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(From here, at 01/29/00 14:03:20 )
Bite Me
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(From here, at 01/29/00 17:12:59 )
hi. i fuck fish.
sincerely, etc.
fishfucker.
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(From here, at 01/29/00 18:28:10 )
looks great, congratulation!
gammers
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(From here, at 01/29/00 18:46:18 )
I shall soon bbe bringing me to the silver Cyberbuss Crankshaft Foundation Benefit Auction Cerebral
Donation Celebration.
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(From here, at 01/29/00 18:47:30 )
the audio has stopped
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(From here, at 01/29/00 18:53:05 )
Coming in loud and clear at the Academy of Art!!!!
dre'
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(From here, at 01/29/00 19:08:43 )
little brother is watching you.
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(From here, at 01/29/00 19:39:28 )
shoutcast stream has stopped, will not reload, been off for about ten minutes ....gammers
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(From here, at 01/29/00 19:58:25 )
someone in chat needs shoutcast tech support, more than i can give. gam
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(From here, at 01/29/00 20:24:32 )
the projector is blinding the cam, gam
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(From here, at 01/29/00 21:09:45 )
what's going on with the cam? gam
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(From here, at 01/30/00 01:22:03 )
somebody from the party needs to get on a puter and chat with the poor telecomuters.
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(From here, at 01/30/00 02:51:30 )
where's the video, gam
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(From here, at 01/30/00 03:33:28 )
your internet listeners are bored,
someone should chat with us
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(From here, at 01/30/00 03:51:27 )
everyone is ignoring the computers..its sad...
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(From here, at 01/30/00 03:53:29 )
oh come on check out the little white square box,that people are wondering on.
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(From here, at 01/30/00 03:55:47 )
everyone is ignoring the computers..its sad...
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(From here, at 01/30/00 04:37:52 )
We need the microphone on the computer to give us sound please sir...
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(From here, at 01/30/00 04:38:28 )
We need the microphone on the computer to give us sound please sir...
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(From here, at 01/30/00 04:55:01 )
The bong looking thing is blockin the view ...
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(From here, at 01/30/00 04:55:49 )
The bong looking thing is blockin the view ...
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(From here, at 01/30/00 05:07:46 )
ben is online chatting in the chat room
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(From here, at 01/30/00 05:51:50 )
I'm back, Gam
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(From here, at 01/30/00 13:43:09 )
I love coming into the hungover part of these festivals. Anybody awake yet?
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(From here, at 01/30/00 14:34:41 )
Hi Dave XO
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(From here, at 01/30/00 15:01:58 )
Hello Hello Hello , anyone want to talk to the lonely computer people?
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(From here, at 01/30/00 16:58:13 )
hey, we missed that
the people on the mic should be on the camera too!
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(From here, at 01/30/00 17:00:29 )
show us the kitty
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(From here, at 01/30/00 17:02:29 )
HEY!!!!!!
REMEMBER US!!!
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(From here, at 01/30/00 17:04:00 )
Please fix the camera...we need visuals...
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(From here, at 01/30/00 17:04:35 )
HEY!!!!!!
REMEMBER US!!!
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(From here, at 01/30/00 17:05:01 )
PLease fix the camera on the poor computer...
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(From here, at 01/30/00 17:06:27 )
PLease fix the camera on the poor computer...
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(From here, at 01/30/00 17:07:00 )
fix the video!
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(From here, at 01/30/00 22:13:51 )
Ya'll missed the fundraiser!,got to see some funky cracker rolls and Justin was dopalicuos! Meter+um um good says so!!
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(From here, at 01/31/00 02:29:39 )
Hey why is everyone ignorin the computer people...
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(From here, at 01/31/00 02:30:33 )
Hey why is everyone ignorin the computer people...
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(From here, at 01/31/00 02:31:04 )
wake up! the party is just beggining!
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(From here, at 01/31/00 02:38:52 )
Hey why is everyone ignorin the computer people...
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(From here, at 01/31/00 13:45:43 )
Hi Alex
this is ben, I was at your house last night and the night of the party. I still can't get soundjam to handle the MP3 stream, and the real audio that is available for the mac can't handle it either. If you have any ideas I'm all ears.
if you ever need help configuring for the mac side, I'd be happy to do what I can
thanks for the party
ß
sutherland@pacbell.net
www.dartism.com/ben
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(From here, at 01/31/00 16:09:36 )
now i feel like i missed out. oh well.
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(From here, at 01/31/00 21:08:27 )
this is ben trying to fuck around with a mac and streaming the signal... anyone bored enough to try anything?
I tried the new quicktime 4.1 and associated .pls wiht that, but still no luck
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(From here, at 01/31/00 22:07:24 )
Hey is anyone there want to chat on the puter with a cyberfreak..
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(From here, at 02/02/00 20:28:02 )
Hey Alec, you around.....? It's Micheline
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(From here, at 02/03/00 12:44:29 )
Smokey Blowhole!
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(From here, at 02/03/00 13:08:50 )
what happened to the rebroadcast? MG
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(From here, at 02/03/00 15:02:43 )
We soaked in a hot springs and thought of daBusS last saturday
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(From here, at 02/03/00 16:41:36 )
I will now go home and dous myself in silver paint
BTW shout cast is working great over here in e-town by the bay
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(From here, at 02/03/00 16:52:29 )
netscape is dead
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(From here, at 02/03/00 17:44:43 )
ha be !
Elle est belle la France !
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(From here, at 02/03/00 17:54:05 )
how's the audio?
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(From here, at 02/03/00 19:10:34 )
kljioukjl
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(From here, at 02/03/00 19:44:09 )
hey guys whats marks address i dont have the email any more
sheik
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(From here, at 02/03/00 22:39:14 )
it's enzee calling, are y'all having a good time still?
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(From here, at 02/03/00 23:52:05 )
WHAT EVER THAT IS ON THE KEYBOARD, I WOULDN'T EAT IT
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(From here, at 02/03/00 23:53:19 )
GREAT TEETH ROBY, YOUR DENTIST CAN BE PROUD OF YOU
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(From here, at 02/04/00 01:53:01 )
y'all go to sleep too early.
-spackle
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(From here, at 02/04/00 01:54:11 )
where are all the cyberbuss people?
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(From here, at 02/04/00 03:04:53 )
que ?
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(From here, at 02/04/00 06:20:15 )
gRÜEZI AND JODELIDU FROM sWITZERLAND
uRS
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(From here, at 02/04/00 13:35:22 )
Hey i'm al alone in cyberspace...
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(From here, at 02/04/00 20:21:45 )
hi wrybread, did you get my pictures ok? it was in 3 email parcels. jerry
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(From here, at 02/05/00 16:46:33 )
eat some more damn possum.
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(From here, at 02/05/00 19:53:31 )
Party TIME!
*TOKE*
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(Message, at 02/06/00 11:51:05 )
Santa(s), I love you(y'all)! Man, your friends at wrybread are some _crazy_ mu'fa's! I feel so bad now for freaking at them about their weird pagecolours the other day. I'm lucky I could read it at all!
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(Message, at 02/06/00 12:02:46 )
Santa, I recommend you send your brother(s), Elvis, to San Jose some time soon. They just might like him a little more, 'cause, after all, he _did_ have a Corporate Image.
Anyway, I'll continue to boycott Apple after this story. thank you very much.
psnidal@etc.bc.ca
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(From here, at 02/06/00 12:48:59 )
Do you fuck, suck, and take it up the ass for Crystal Meth and Xanax, or am I wasting my time with some sort of Jesus freak?
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(From here, at 02/06/00 19:59:49 )
hey wrybread, can't get the audio going on this new G3 ... suggestions?
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(From here, at 02/06/00 22:42:57 )
sound cut off
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(From here, at 02/06/00 22:47:45 )
hey dave,
why am i here?
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(From here, at 02/07/00 00:39:14 )
saludos terricolas.
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(From here, at 02/07/00 01:48:04 )
poopie!! sorry i missed it...
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(From here, at 02/07/00 05:42:58 )
AWARENESS
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(From here, at 02/07/00 05:44:20 )
COMPASSION
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(Message, at 02/07/00 18:06:00 )
is it christmas yet?
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(From here, at 02/08/00 11:58:16 )
wow on your beeper that's pretty neat
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(From here, at 02/08/00 12:15:59 )
Damn. Like Kerouac meets Abbie Hoffman. Love it.
T
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(From here, at 02/08/00 19:15:35 )
if you held be between you and the sky, i'd be heavy
it's times like these that wake me up
break me down
when all i really should have earned was deliveranc
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(From here, at 02/08/00 19:27:17 )
hi wrybread. I'm here with your ma
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(From here, at 02/09/00 12:54:58 )
tunis,n.c. rules
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(From here, at 02/09/00 15:34:10 )
May it rain upon the mountains in a lavish display of pain, for if I drop my popcicle, I will know this life's in vain.
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(From here, at 02/09/00 16:51:16 )
hey do you know tweak aka lsd matt of sfsf?bfly777@hotmail.com
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(From here, at 02/09/00 17:28:59 )
i felt like wiping my ass with a corn husk at midnight in the moonlight with one of my closest friends hands near or on one of my testies while gently blowing on the back of my knee.
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(From here, at 02/10/00 21:07:03 )
i feel like gettu=un offfn my but and tkan a peeeeee
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(From here, at 02/10/00 21:16:32 )
o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1ooooooooooooooooo11111111o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o
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(From here, at 02/10/00 22:00:54 )
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(From here, at 02/10/00 22:07:30 )
damn,wast wronf wit me,spent a holenite tuned intawrybreadradio,aint i got a Liffe?
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(From here, at 02/10/00 23:54:43 )
robie. you crazy fuck, put down the mic, before somone gets hurt!!
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(From here, at 02/11/00 17:48:52 )
I love this web site. I wish to know how you did it. Please..
dave@glasss.com
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(From here, at 02/12/00 20:12:43 )
help me
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(From here, at 02/14/00 10:34:40 )
looking for pics of smellyroses. Marianna is in s.f. now, hooked up last night......where's it at? happy v.d. Jorge-Luis
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(From here, at 02/14/00 17:40:06 )
i am
once again
shoving gems
up your ass
so be thankful
my diamonds
have no dreads
s o l a r
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(From here, at 02/15/00 19:44:34 )
from whence this website came?
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(From here, at 02/17/00 16:02:00 )
Really great shit man!
JackSparX from KRAP
johndyer.com
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(From here, at 02/17/00 17:13:31 )
Throw the beeper!
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(From here, at 02/17/00 17:29:35 )
it's 5:30... start the freakin show
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(From here, at 02/17/00 17:36:52 )
hi justin. good move playing clinton
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(From here, at 02/17/00 21:45:36 )
feel me vibrate
lady k
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(From here, at 02/18/00 20:06:26 )
Love the site, Made the mistake of finding it while at work looked up and 2 1/2 hours had gone by!
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(From here, at 02/19/00 11:01:14 )
your site made me horny i want to suck your dick
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(From here, at 02/19/00 14:32:04 )
hi Dave from Jet
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(From here, at 02/19/00 16:13:45 )
I will stray again
where the fluorescence meets the metal grid
and reflects ions of shaved memories
where I am held below.
How I was thrown into the center
Before deciding the dance
On liquid mercury that seeps
Into cracked feet
and will not become wings.
Can you translate to the man that
I will be back
But this time I am armed.
I kneel down with kabuki shin and
Trails of crimson ribbon retract in distant doorways
Of silenced dwellers
And begin to thread through the walls
Disabling the swell of inhale and life.
I saw you see me in pain
see-saw disillusioned imagery you stole
Slipping your mask above your lips
But I could have sworn it was you.
I could have sworn my grandchildren away.
I am locking mouths unholy
Deeming me the last to drown
Looking up into the blinding lines
I’ve thrown to catch
s o l a r
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(From here, at 02/19/00 19:42:33 )
If no one is on firewatch, then we'll never be rescued !
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(From here, at 02/19/00 20:24:23 )
Hi Alec, it's ben. I'm trying to find a database which will tell me where in the united states any given IP address is. You know of any good sites that do this?
no hurry
thanks
ß
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(From here, at 02/20/00 16:36:41 )
You can't laphrages stock in the drawbridge.
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(From here, at 02/21/00 13:15:36 )
why wry?
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(From here, at 02/21/00 22:12:33 )
Hey, I drive the venerable Terrapin Stationwagon, a 93 VW bus with fromt wheel drive. She was a mermaid in her just previous life, and she takes me surfing, skiing (39 times this year so far), and to the Temporary Autonomous Zone. I camp in her womb and am kept toasty warm. Glad to see you are not a
sno-boardrrr.
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(From here, at 02/22/00 02:00:02 )
rec.outdoors.rv-travel group love your modem coupler info..good work
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(From here, at 02/22/00 09:59:23 )
i ain't no glamour boy...i'm fierce!
wish i was in tihuana
eating barbequed iguana.
the fuckin '80s...
where have all the words gone
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(From here, at 02/22/00 09:59:31 )
YYURYYUBICURYY4ME
We're Watching...
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(From here, at 02/23/00 08:37:29 )
i met afriend of spirit-
he drank and womanized
and i sat before his sanity,
i was holding back from crying.
he saw my complications
and he mirrored me back simplified,
and we laughed how our perfection
would always be denied.
-j.mitchell
* s o l a r *
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(From here, at 02/23/00 09:53:35 )
Great googlimoogli. Love your Burnsite. I'm a Burnvirgin but am going this year. B2K. I loved the narrative, the pix and the spirit. Thank you. - Clavis http://www.oneworldcorporation.com Truth Love Courage
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(From here, at 02/23/00 11:01:39 )
Life, Limb, and Heart...
Rain in the parched desert...
Life Abounds.
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(From here, at 02/23/00 12:45:25 )
The single greatest obstacle to the advancement of humankind is fundamentalism.
- Dr. Victor August
The Kiln
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(From here, at 02/23/00 19:47:49 )
And the Lord said "God DAMN that's huge!" And then the Lord blesseth the mighty people who hath built this vast and wondrous thing. He sat on high, and blew a sigh of resignation that wafted like a gale-wind across the playa, breathing his apologies to the congregation amassed below, and in a hushed
mumble uttered "I relenquish my duties; you guys take over from here." And there was much rejoicing. Amen, and Amen.
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(From here, at 02/23/00 21:52:04 )
can I rub it harder?
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(From here, at 02/23/00 22:47:08 )
i love you wrywry!!!!
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(From here, at 02/24/00 03:54:17 )
know anythign about muppet porn? call me.
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(From here, at 02/24/00 11:20:42 )
You're all wierdos.
- Sam the Eagle
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(Message, at 02/24/00 13:48:41 )
Hey man, I love you guys -- Santanarchy is the coolest shit I've seen in years. I want to spread some cheer now!
-Shawn:rufwerks@juno.com
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(From here, at 02/24/00 16:00:42 )
Hu-hu-hu-hu-honey pot...
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(From here, at 02/24/00 17:54:49 )
Doobie, doobie, doo...
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(From here, at 02/24/00 19:39:29 )
hi from marco
(www.frucht.org)
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(From here, at 02/24/00 20:30:32 )
Hey bread-
Hey Sam-
Love Brookelyn
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(From here, at 02/24/00 22:02:56 )
JUS-TIN!! ~Leo
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(From here, at 02/24/00 22:09:09 )
JUS-TIN...How are Youuuuu? I think 'yer real purty......
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(From here, at 02/24/00 22:10:05 )
You have a pretty mouth.
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(From here, at 02/24/00 22:14:57 )
You're not listening to me...You white trash piece of trash!!
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(From here, at 02/24/00 22:16:28 )
You're all fuzzy...I don't feel soo good....Yiech!!!!!!
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(From here, at 02/24/00 22:26:06 )
Tell justin to stop showing her boobies
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(From here, at 02/24/00 23:36:21 )
Damn you guys mess up the calendar... it used to be friday was the cool night.
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(From here, at 02/25/00 00:48:10 )
hi
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(From here, at 02/25/00 00:49:21 )
hi any one wana chat
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(From here, at 02/25/00 00:51:51 )
hi
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(From here, at 02/25/00 02:52:09 )
Jebus, are you there?
-Homer
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(From here, at 02/25/00 10:14:14 )
So who were my 3 mystery callers? -- JX (jxopher@doitall.com)
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(From here, at 02/25/00 14:48:44 )
what in the sam h@$#?
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(From here, at 02/25/00 14:50:54 )
allo? dis is FiFi. ow are you? I will see you next Thursday, no?
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(From here, at 02/25/00 21:29:01 )
you bet yur orange colered pants AND dat blue bra babyyyyyy, and dat red dress toooooooo....
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(From here, at 02/26/00 12:42:38 )
Being a programmer means you can have a lollipop any time you want!
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(From here, at 02/26/00 18:33:34 )
hey guy, you made my night with your apple tech support calls! So....was it good for you too?
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(From here, at 02/26/00 23:32:12 )
'We got great screen captures from your last webcast of Justin Credible, was a blast'...CrasH...
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(From here, at 02/27/00 12:07:28 )
well you get out what you putin do you SEE ?
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(From here, at 02/27/00 18:21:17 )
well you get out what you putin do you SEE ?
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(From here, at 02/28/00 00:27:51 )
my thoughts
bear no resemblance to the sky
at dusk
when new mexico
and arizona
collide
to form
the most erotic
cactus
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(From here, at 02/28/00 01:01:43 )
It appeared on close inspection that moments were not regular units, but varied in duration, depending on what was happening in them. The wind dropped, no birds in sight: everything suddenly still, an oh so silent, except for the buzzing of insects; those moments could last several seconds each.
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(From here, at 02/28/00 04:42:05 )
hey man, its people like you that got me up of my fucking butt and living my life properly. I used to be a gutterpunk (and proud) here in London (england, uk, ya know over the ocean and all) and squatting and looting off everyone until I realised that I was scrounging off a society that I hated. well
now I still squat with a coupla good mates, I work for an independent record label scouting bands and distributing music and shit like that and I'm living a life I want to live not a life that anyone else told me to. and its all down to people like you who care enough about others. so I'm figuring I
oughta thank ya, not cos you helped me but cos you help people like me. so thanx blood. keep it up man. and if you ever come over here then our door's always open and we got a beer and a joint for ya.
Razor
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(From here, at 02/28/00 04:48:54 )
FoOls rUN the GOvErNMeNT
siCk foREIgN POlicy
THeiR worDs SOunD vaLIANt
bUt THeiR haNdS aRE gREEn
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(From here, at 02/28/00 15:22:40 )
rEmeMbEr wHo yOu wANt tO bE...
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(From here, at 02/28/00 18:48:05 )
Well you get out want you put in do you see its not its you can't see the forst for the trees .lavy
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(From here, at 02/28/00 19:11:09 )
Mitaku-Oyasin. We are all related, We are all one
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(From here, at 02/29/00 17:08:29 )
He who makes a beast of himself, rids himself the pain of being a man-
Gonzo
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(From here, at 02/29/00 21:47:18 )
mmm...women are multi-faceted.
they are walking contradictions.
and the energy that resonates from the
tension between their polarities
makes me dizzy.
--note to my love
--s o l a r
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(From here, at 02/29/00 23:37:01 )
My cats breath smells like cat food
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(From here, at 03/01/00 08:02:19 )
i sleep in a drawer
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(From here, at 03/01/00 08:10:36 )
strange boy,
he sees the cars as sets of waves,
sequences of mass and space,
he sees the damage in my face...
see how that rhythm comes and goes,
like a pool of moon on tides,
now i am surf-rising,
now parched strips of sand at his side...
while the boarders were snoring
under crisp white sheets of curfew,
we were newly lovers then,
we were FIRE in the stiff
blue-haired house rules...
jm
-s o l a r
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(From here, at 03/01/00 08:12:27 )
i wish that they would swoop down,
late at night when i'm driving,
they'd take me aboard their beautiful ship,
show me the world
as i'd love to see it.
--ty
-s
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(From here, at 03/01/00 08:14:11 )
go to www.birdsaw.com and check out the songs...especially VIVID GHOST...
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(From here, at 03/01/00 08:15:16 )
it's never over...
my kingdom for a kiss upon her shoulder...
jb
s
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(From here, at 03/01/00 19:25:49 )
DaDa
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(From here, at 03/01/00 22:17:29 )
Limes? What Limes?-
Dr. Gonzo
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(From here, at 03/02/00 01:17:27 )
I love woman! I want to be a Lesbian!!!
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(From here, at 03/02/00 06:31:59 )
the one eyed man is KING in the land of the blind
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(From here, at 03/02/00 08:18:56 )
Great Site! Carry on... Phread
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(From here, at 03/02/00 12:33:19 )
goin a little crazy with the flash action i see! i love the enthusiasm!
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(From here, at 03/02/00 13:25:23 )
Alec - what the fuck is wrong with your email, is it still wrybread@wrybread.com, lemme know, jasoncharles@earthlink.net
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(From here, at 03/02/00 17:25:21 )
i hope it's on vibrate!
love, Woodpussy
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(From here, at 03/02/00 18:23:19 )
So where's this live video I been hearin' about?
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(From here, at 03/02/00 18:24:48 )
That home page is a bad assed piece of code by the way.
Wimps like me just use Flash.
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(From here, at 03/02/00 18:43:27 )
hey kal. woodpussy sez howdy.
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(From here, at 03/02/00 18:56:25 )
You had your chance in the car, Mr. "I only drink name-brand gin"
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(From here, at 03/02/00 19:00:37 )
http://www.camarades.com/userpage.php3?resource=951993379/
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(From here, at 03/02/00 19:08:42 )
http://www.camarades.com/userpage.php3?resource=951993379force_resolution=320_240
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(From here, at 03/02/00 19:11:24 )
Hello from Shree Swifty
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(From here, at 03/02/00 19:19:38 )
Dada dis and Dada dat
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(From here, at 03/02/00 19:29:12 )
make me cry bitch!
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(From here, at 03/02/00 19:47:55 )
JUST LEARNED i COULD GET RADIO ON WINAMP, THIS MUST BE ONE O THEM EDUCATIONAL CHANNELS.....
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(From here, at 03/02/00 19:48:16 )
eat the mud flap turkey!
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(From here, at 03/02/00 20:30:03 )
I'd like to reproduce anything tonight. r'ya game?
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(From here, at 03/02/00 21:16:49 )
I am live here in Nashville and thinking of a Burning Banjo
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(From here, at 03/02/00 21:39:23 )
Justin! Payaso here! Thinkin' about coming out to Frisco to juggle, eat, and play with fire ...
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(From here, at 03/02/00 22:02:29 )
Camera is looking swirly...quit dancing so fast!
kisses, hugs and whirled peas to you wrybread person...heather
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(From here, at 03/02/00 22:29:05 )
calm the camera the fuck down, gam
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(From here, at 03/02/00 22:34:04 )
to be is to do
- voltaire
to do is to be
- camus
scooby dee doo
- sinatra
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(From here, at 03/02/00 22:34:39 )
spackle's webcam
http://www.camarades.com/~951993379/
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(From here, at 03/02/00 22:59:52 )
stop yelling
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(From here, at 03/02/00 23:01:10 )
foucus
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(From here, at 03/02/00 23:06:13 )
bread's a burning, turn up the oven
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(From here, at 03/02/00 23:06:16 )
http://www.camarades.com/userpage.php3?resource=951993379/
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(From here, at 03/02/00 23:11:01 )
munchi chi...
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(From here, at 03/02/00 23:13:39 )
nice.....
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(From here, at 03/02/00 23:27:08 )
go back to the live sounds
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(From here, at 03/02/00 23:48:34 )
Kal, the geek from Mattel again will give you $1 Million and a special Phonecian massage (3 hrs!) for all your robots Love
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(From here, at 03/02/00 23:51:41 )
you bumped the camera, FOOLS! All of North America is watching!
I want to see some nudity! I'm living on the edge!
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(From here, at 03/02/00 23:52:54 )
good show
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(From here, at 03/02/00 23:53:20 )
ON THE EDGE
A TIDY WEDGE
A BOWL OF PORRIDGE
Another
moloko
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(From here, at 03/03/00 09:03:00 )
go baby go
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(From here, at 03/03/00 09:07:12 )
HEY! yer burnin daylight! get th fuck up you lazy ass son of a bitch!
and get a goddamned job!
Love,
Dad
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(From here, at 03/03/00 10:21:00 )
keep the love alive with yon free mind!!!!!!
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(Message, at 03/03/00 13:22:40 )
Does Mrs Clause ever get to go.
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(Message, at 03/03/00 13:22:49 )
Does Mrs Clause ever get to go.
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(From here, at 03/03/00 16:27:31 )
wise man once say; he who go sideways through sliding door have very sore penis.
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(From here, at 03/03/00 17:32:08 )
replay replay replay!!!!
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(From here, at 03/03/00 18:30:40 )
can I take this cock ring off now?
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(Message, at 03/03/00 22:16:22 )
i love you santa... keep going strong...sometimes naugty...but always nice...nice is good!
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(Message, at 03/03/00 22:25:25 )
santa you rule!
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(Message, at 03/03/00 22:32:32 )
don't let the man get you down santa///more power to you///you are nice
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(From here, at 03/04/00 05:47:24 )
A mind is a terrible thing to...hold on...What I'm on the computer ...happy hour you say, well shit never mind then, I'll have a Rum Runner and a tall glass of wild turkey on the side-
Dr. Gonzo
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(From here, at 03/04/00 12:12:34 )
you the man. wait, how do you know mike?
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(From here, at 03/04/00 15:12:11 )
Hello from Rio
Joanne and I are gearing up for Carnaval , brazilian style!
I wish I could send
you some images, so
colorful and sexy.
Much Regard,
Cody And Joanne
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(From here, at 03/04/00 19:44:31 )
helium butt sprocket
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(From here, at 03/04/00 20:15:32 )
You rock the body...
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(From here, at 03/04/00 20:17:23 )
Hey dude, right behind you man, turn 'round.
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(From here, at 03/05/00 19:30:35 )
en pocas palabras e espera un duelo...
hey man, slow down.
hypnotize a live chicken?
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(From here, at 03/06/00 13:10:52 )
PUFF IT!!420
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(From here, at 03/06/00 19:33:17 )
Hasty Jumpsuit Landmine. Cologne. Monkey Callus. Jigsaw.
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(From here, at 03/06/00 21:40:46 )
Don't take any guff from that swine!!!-
Dr. Gonzo
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(From here, at 03/07/00 20:08:28 )
hey wry, you and jack should come dancing weds. @ 330 ritch st...
s o l a r
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(From here, at 03/07/00 20:21:07 )
one time i pretended i was
going to give a bum a dollar
but when he reached out to grab it i said sike and drove
away
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(From here, at 03/08/00 17:36:51 )
i want to see what my bones look like but i dont want to let gustavo feel around for them and report back...is that so wrong
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(From here, at 03/08/00 19:06:08 )
don't be afraid of change-
its what has created all of this.
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(From here, at 03/09/00 12:23:51 )
Ye who read are still among the living; but I who write
shall have long since gone my way into the region of
shadows. For indeed strange things shall happen, and
secret things be known, and many centuries shall pass
away, ere these memorials be seen of men.
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(From here, at 03/09/00 13:00:48 )
can't wait for tonight, dipping into the honey pot
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(From here, at 03/09/00 13:11:20 )
I want to dipp into the honey and the pot!
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(From here, at 03/09/00 13:47:40 )
thank you, I think I may have learned something. It seems that the randomizer selector has stumbled upon something. Yes, I think I may have learned something.
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(From here, at 03/09/00 13:57:34 )
Hey is Mable going to be on the show this week? She is hot! Does she have a boyfriend?
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(From here, at 03/09/00 14:11:24 )
what happened here?
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(From here, at 03/09/00 14:33:41 )
http://www.wackycrackheads.com
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(From here, at 03/09/00 19:38:10 )
DONT TOUCH ME THERE!!!
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(From here, at 03/09/00 20:33:52 )
Hey darlings whats happnin. Hey Robby Hey Justin Is that sam?
This is the mayor
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(From here, at 03/09/00 20:49:32 )
don't forget to read the chat
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(From here, at 03/09/00 20:50:08 )
and don't forget to reload our webcam page periodicaly.
~spackle
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(From here, at 03/09/00 22:32:27 )
saw the t&a on your cd cover--so when do you all start getting naked?
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(From here, at 03/09/00 22:36:16 )
saw the t&a on your cd cover--so when do you all start getting naked?
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(From here, at 03/09/00 23:10:00 )
DAT WAS AN ACCIDENT, MAN....
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(From here, at 03/10/00 00:42:06 )
How come nobody's nekkid yet?
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(From here, at 03/10/00 01:19:27 )
i have one hundred friends.
i have seen five thousand children.
i have thirty enemies.
i have been alive for two hundred forty thousand hours.
i have seen ten thousand animals.
i have eaten one million of their eggs.
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(From here, at 03/10/00 08:00:31 )
at least you didn't suck them
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(From here, at 03/10/00 10:29:29 )
Go somewhere. Be somebody. Do something. Eat cheese.
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(From here, at 03/10/00 18:59:56 )
what else do you want???
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(From here, at 03/10/00 19:23:20 )
you and your goddamned king cobra,
next time can you maybe put hangover kits in the lootbags. thanks wry, you are one helluva host...
sm00ch**
s o l a r
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(From here, at 03/10/00 23:17:25 )
We are crazy bubble people in big bubbly NZ!!!
We're organising a big bubble party.....
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(From here, at 03/11/00 01:29:31 )
Anal sex with your beeper is neat.
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(From here, at 03/11/00 13:14:09 )
QUED
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(From here, at 03/11/00 13:15:35 )
and she said..."slow down boy i'm not easy. i don't wanna be a sleazy WHORE!"
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(From here, at 03/11/00 13:16:58 )
iT's HaRd To WaLk StRaiGhT aFtEr YoU'vE bEeN rUnNiNg iN CiRcLeS!
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(From here, at 03/12/00 18:55:37 )
Ralph Nader was cool
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(Message, at 03/13/00 23:35:23 )
let me sit on your lap, honey, and we'll just see how nice i can be.
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(From here, at 03/14/00 08:14:44 )
Why did you post my e-mail address in your page?
Where did you get it?
From: alaluf.y@pg.com
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(From here, at 03/14/00 10:23:25 )
uga uga uga! I have seen the future and wrybread has been sliced and wrapped and put on a store shelf. Later to be eaten by ferocious vietnamese midgets with Safeway club cards. Egads!
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(From here, at 03/14/00 10:58:45 )
I saw what you did.
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(From here, at 03/14/00 10:59:00 )
I know who you are.
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(From here, at 03/14/00 10:59:27 )
I can see you right now, looking at your beeper.
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(From here, at 03/14/00 12:49:36 )
stop it you'll go blind!
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(From here, at 03/15/00 10:09:08 )
well the rainbow is in the hart and not always in the mind of all so we try to clam the sprit and bring peace. and same times it a little hard for people like you to see or to feel so if you think it alot of B.S you need to come more and stay long try whithawk clan .lavy.peace.
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(From here, at 03/15/00 14:22:42 )
I love your eyes, but only with ketchup.
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(From here, at 03/15/00 15:44:38 )
Alex:
Mike Connor here in NYC. Wrybread is looking.... wierd as it should. Congrats.
Listen, I'm interested in working with you to do a Live Quicktime stream from the next Seemen show. Also in delivering some Seemen vids the QT streaming server I have access to. Let me know if you are interested.
mikec@pobox.com
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(From here, at 03/15/00 15:44:52 )
Alex:
Mike Connor here in NYC. Wrybread is looking.... wierd as it should. Congrats.
Listen, I'm interested in working with you to do a Live Quicktime stream from the next Seemen show. Also in delivering some Seemen vids the QT streaming server I have access to. Let me know if you are interested.
mikec@pobox.com
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(From here, at 03/15/00 15:45:47 )
You never call. What up with that my frined?
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(From here, at 03/15/00 21:56:34 )
is it thursday yet???
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(From here, at 03/16/00 10:17:00 )
lo?
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(From here, at 03/16/00 17:01:22 )
lf;gkjhfpvjfglvdjrtc'pseir[ctim,/ersuotxcgy,selirtmc,;ritmgv'
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(From here, at 03/16/00 17:11:54 )
HONEY POT
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(From here, at 03/16/00 17:46:31 )
death is fast in the land of the free
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(From here, at 03/16/00 19:36:38 )
Result := 0;
{ Do nothing if not connected }
if not Connected then
exit;
{ Current time }
t1 := GetTickCount;
{ Loop until all data sent or timeout occurred }
while DataSize > 0 do
begin
{ Get output buffer free space }
nToSend := OutFreeSpace;
{ If output buffer has some free space... }
if nToSend > 0 then
begin
{ Don't send more bytes than we actually have to send }
if nToSend > DataSize then
nToSend := DataSize;
{ Send }
togglerts(false);
WriteFile( FComPortHandle, DataPtr^, DataSize, nsent, nil );
{ Update number of bytes sent }
Result := Result + abs(nsent);
{ Decrease the count of bytes to send }
DataSize := DataSize - abs(nsent);
{ Get current time }
t1 := GetTickCount;
{ Continue. This skips the time check below (don't stop
trasmitting if the FOutputTimeout is set too low) }
continue;
end;
{ Buffer is full. If we are waiting too long then
invert the number of bytes sent and exit }
if (GetTickCount-t1) > FOutputTimeout then
begin
Result := -Result;
exit;
end;
end;
end;
// Send a pascal string (NULL terminated if $H+ (default))
function TCommPortDriver.SendString( s: string ): boolean;
var len: integer;
begin
len := length( s );
{$IFOPT H+}
// New syle pascal string (NULL terminated)
Result := SendData( pchar(s), len ) = len;
{$ELSE}
// Old style pascal string (s[0] = length)
Result := SendData( pchar(@s[1]), len ) = len;
{$ENDIF}
end;
// v1.02: send a C-style strings (NULL terminated)
function TCommPortDriver.SendZString( s: pchar ): boolean;
var len: integer;
begin
len := strlen( s );
Result := SendData( s, len ) = len;
end;
// v1.02: set DTR line high (onOff=TRUE) or low (onOff=FALSE).
// You must not use HW handshaking.
procedure TCommPortDriver.ToggleDTR( onOff: boolean );
const funcs: array[boolean] of integer = (CLRDTR,SETDTR);
begin
if Connected then
EscapeCommFunction( FComPortHandle, funcs[onOff] );
end;
// v1.02: set RTS line high (onOff=TRUE) or low (onOff=FALSE).
// You must not use HW handshaking.
procedure TCommPortDriver.ToggleRTS( onOff: boolean );
const funcs: array[boolean] of integer = (CLRRTS,SETRTS);
begin
if Connected then
EscapeCommFunction( FComPortHandle, funcs[onOff] );
end;
// COM port polling proc
procedure TCommPortDriver.TimerWndProc( var msg: TMessage );
var nRead: dword;
begin
if (msg.Msg = WM_TIMER) and Connected then
begin
nRead := 0;
if ReadFile( FComPortHandle, FTempInBuffer^, FComPortInBufSize, nRead, nil ) then
if (nRead <> 0) and Assigned(FComPortReceiveData) then
FComPortReceiveData( Self, FTempInBuffer, nRead );
end;
end;
procedure Register;
begin
{ Register this component and show it in the 'System' tab
of the component palette }
RegisterComponents('System', [TCommPortDriver]);
end;
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(From here, at 03/16/00 19:36:56 )
Result := 0;
{ Do nothing if not connected }
if not Connected then
exit;
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(From here, at 03/16/00 19:37:34 )
episode of Wrybread Radio tonight, 5:30 San Francisco time, tune in and experience the horror of the future of the internet.
Thur (2/17): We'll be live tonight, Wrybread Radio, tune in for some fine chaos.
Wed (2/9): We'll be live tomorrow around 5:30pm San Francisco time with more Wrybread Radio. I put up some highlights from Sunday's broadcast in MP3 if you just can't wait.
Thur (1/27): We'll be live this Saturday webcasting a benefit for the Cyberbuss to get her a much-needed and absurdly expensive new crankshaft, join us.
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Earlier updates
Search Wrybread.com:
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Send some words into the digitial void, whatever you type goes to my beeper:
They all get stored here, and the last one was:
(From here)
Result := 0;
{ Do nothing if not connected }
if not Connected then
exit;
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(From here, at 03/16/00 19:38:56 )
Result := 0;
{ Do nothing if not connected }
if not Connected then
exit;
{ Current time }
t1 := GetTickCount;
{ Loop until all data sent or timeout occurred }
while DataSize > 0 do
begin
{ Get output buffer free space }
nToSend := OutFreeSpace;
{ If output buffer has some free space... }
if nToSend > 0 then
begin
{ Don't send more bytes than we actually have to send }
if nToSend > DataSize then
nToSend := DataSize;
{ Send }
togglerts(false);
WriteFile( FComPortHandle, DataPtr^, DataSize, nsent, nil );
{ Update number of bytes sent }
Result := Result + abs(nsent);
{ Decrease the count of bytes to send }
DataSize := DataSize - abs(nsent);
{ Get current time }
t1 := GetTickCount;
{ Continue. This skips the time check below (don't stop
trasmitting if the FOutputTimeout is set too low) }
continue;
end;
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(From here, at 03/16/00 19:39:17 )
lets get it loaded like
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(From here, at 03/16/00 19:39:18 )
Result := 0;
{ Do nothing if not connected }
if not Connected then
exit;
{ Current time }
t1 := GetTickCount;
{ Loop until all data sent or timeout occurred }
while DataSize > 0 do
begin
{ Get output buffer free space }
nToSend := OutFreeSpace;
{ If output buffer has some free space... }
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(From here, at 03/16/00 19:39:33 )
Result := 0;
{ Do nothing if not connected }
if not Connected then
exit;
{ Current time }
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(From here, at 03/16/00 20:44:08 )
hi there
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(From here, at 03/16/00 23:14:09 )
box tha cat, now.
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(From here, at 03/16/00 23:51:16 )
Hey SantaBoy:
Who da hottee in da purple top?
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(From here, at 03/16/00 23:55:56 )
awww...
group shot...
ain't that SWEET?
Now where's dat PurpleHottie?
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(From here, at 03/17/00 01:13:41 )
Yo ho ho am i late yet no ones chatting and i don't know how to turn on a radio with only beautiful virtual knobs (nice knobs) that you credible? Love Nico
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(From here, at 03/17/00 10:55:49 )
Who IS that longhaired boy with the quizzical face in this picture...he sure is cute!
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(From here, at 03/18/00 02:49:19 )
Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese. Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese. Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese.
And then again it's all the same to me.
Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese. Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese. Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese.
Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese. Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese. Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese.
Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese. Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese. Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese.
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(From here, at 03/18/00 02:49:19 )
101
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(From here, at 03/18/00 02:49:19 )
item_0 item_1 item_2 item_3 item_4 item_5 item_6 item_7 item_8 item_9 item_10 item_11 item_12 item_13 item_14 item_15 item_16 item_17 item_18 item_19 item_20 item_21 item_22 item_23 item_24 item_25 item_26 item_27 item_28 item_29 item_30 item_31 item_32 item_33 item_34 item_35 item_36 item_37 item_38
item_39 item_40 item_41 item_42 item_43 item_44 item_45 item_46 item_47 item_48 item_49 item_50 item_51 item_52 item_53 item_54 item_55 item_56 item_57 item_58 item_59 item_60 item_61 item_62 item_63 item_64 item_65 item_66 item_67 item_68 item_69 item_70 item_71 item_72 item_73 item_74 item_75 item_76
item_77 item_78 item_79 item_80 item_81 item_82 item_83 item_84 item_85 item_86 item_87 item_88 item_89 item_90 item_91 item_92 item_93 item_94 item_95 item_96 item_97 item_98 item_99 item_100
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(From here, at 03/18/00 02:49:19 )
http://www.corel.com
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(From here, at 03/18/00 02:49:19 )
http://www.adobe.com
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(From here, at 03/18/00 02:49:19 )
this is the buttmunch variable
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(From here, at 03/18/00 02:49:19 )
yes indeed i do. I think it's from eating so much cheese.
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(From here, at 03/18/00 02:49:56 )
whoa
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(From here, at 03/18/00 02:55:33 )
Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese. Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese. Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese.
And then again it's all the same to me.
Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese. Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese. Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese.
Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese. Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese. Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese.
Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese. Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese. Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese.
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(From here, at 03/18/00 02:55:33 )
http://www.corel.com
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(From here, at 03/18/00 02:55:33 )
http://www.adobe.com
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(From here, at 03/18/00 02:55:33 )
this is the buttmunch variable
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(From here, at 03/18/00 02:56:08 )
uh oh
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(From here, at 03/18/00 03:07:35 )
Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese. Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese. Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese.
And then again it's all the same to me.
Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese. Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese. Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese.
Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese. Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese. Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese.
Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese. Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese. Well I uysed to eat a lot of cheese but then i discovered pizza and now i don't eat so much cheese.
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(From here, at 03/18/00 03:07:35 )
http://www.corel.com
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(From here, at 03/18/00 03:07:35 )
http://www.adobe.com
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(From here, at 03/18/00 03:07:35 )
this is the buttmunch variable
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(From here, at 03/18/00 03:07:35 )
hmm
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(From here, at 03/18/00 03:08:06 )
yes indeedy, too much cheese i ate last night
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(From here, at 03/20/00 08:21:41 )
I love your eyes, but only with ketchup.
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(From here, at 03/20/00 14:27:33 )
Man you have to look deep in your soul and find your RAINBOW ManBrother good to you and the light come out of you be the RainBow. love you .meait LAVY
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(From here, at 03/20/00 21:19:27 )
i lost my monkey...
keep a look-out !!
Howler
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(From here, at 03/21/00 21:50:58 )
humm
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(From here, at 03/22/00 08:58:59 )
Bummer I missed Burning Man 2000 they changed the date to March fist. At
least someone sent me pictures: http://www.peterman.org/burn/burn00/index.html
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(Message, at 03/22/00 18:10:04 )
Made the mistake of reading previous entrys. Not that creative.
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(From here, at 03/22/00 20:27:16 )
No show tonite? Guess they had to regenerate some brain cells, maybe they will be back next week.
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(From here, at 03/23/00 08:51:15 )
Just like reducing your air time, see ya later.
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(From here, at 03/23/00 14:50:08 )
Kleenex. Have you ever wondered why? Wry? I'm tired today Wry. Nothing interesting to say. I need to score a bag. Can you hemp me?
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(From here, at 03/23/00 20:08:51 )
why, why, why.. ? Do I "Really" need wrybread ???
How about asimple night on a flotation tank with my pet eel Alec ?
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(From here, at 03/23/00 20:13:36 )
No show due to tragic explostion at the Cobra Plant.) The Cobra tank imploded while Justine was sucking on the hose turning it into a giant Beer Bong.
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(From here, at 03/24/00 17:10:51 )
i like the live updating archive better because it gives me instant gratification....i must say that the lack of honey pot has really depressed me....i dont know if i can go on another week without it.
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(From here, at 03/25/00 21:59:27 )
43110
what'z up , you are busy having a good time , and something is going terribly wrong somewhere
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(From here, at 03/26/00 18:33:29 )
burpppp haaaa
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(From here, at 03/27/00 00:29:55 )
WHO AM I?
AM I WHO?
I WHO AM,
WHO I AM.
I AM WHO!
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(From here, at 03/27/00 11:33:23 )
Watt ham eye!
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(From here, at 03/29/00 12:32:34 )
psychofunkodiscodelic
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(From here, at 03/29/00 12:33:40 )
Wanted by the FBI
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(From here, at 03/29/00 12:33:54 )
Wanted by the FBI
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(From here, at 03/29/00 12:36:19 )
Got the right tool?
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(From here, at 03/29/00 12:39:00 )
Don't fear the penguin.
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(From here, at 03/29/00 12:40:03 )
Antimatter found gushing from Milky Way
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(From here, at 03/29/00 12:40:31 )
Germinal
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(From here, at 03/29/00 12:41:24 )
Take me to the security office ...
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(From here, at 03/29/00 12:42:10 )
... by the grandstand ...
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(From here, at 03/29/00 12:42:54 )
... east end of midway.
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(From here, at 03/29/00 12:43:47 )
The Science of Tornadoes
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(From here, at 03/29/00 12:44:59 )
Quo Fata Ferunt
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(From here, at 03/29/00 12:47:02 )
What's Goin' On ...
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(From here, at 03/29/00 13:41:54 )
Where's Red Been Lately? She hasn't updated her website in months!
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(From here, at 03/29/00 23:53:24 )
if you will suck my soul
i will lick your funky emotions
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(From here, at 03/30/00 12:07:51 )
Bozos of the world unite!!
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(From here, at 03/30/00 19:27:13 )
does this thing still work?
--spackle
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(From here, at 03/30/00 19:39:16 )
somebody get on the chat, and tell us what you're having for dinner
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(From here, at 03/31/00 19:47:05 )
Hey THERE... From Project THERE at Middle Marz...:-)
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(From here, at 04/01/00 22:50:24 )
02-04-2000
Montréal,Québec,Canada
WOW!
Pierre Jetté
pierrej@ifreedom.com
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(From here, at 04/02/00 05:46:11 )
Good night,
Sleep tight,
Don't let the bedbugs bite.
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(From here, at 04/02/00 13:53:46 )
OK. So it's Sunday and it's fuckin beautiful and I'm going to a BBQ. And I miss my ex girl so i'm going to do a shot. I was just getting some drink recipes. It's nice to have someone listen to me for a fuckin change. LATETETETETETET@@!@!!
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(From here, at 04/02/00 23:37:46 )
Why Wrybread?
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(From here, at 04/02/00 23:58:03 )
timber woo? said the maiden to the lion.Yes, it's all good don't you know.Just like your web-site.
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(From here, at 04/03/00 08:28:17 )
things change
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(From here, at 04/03/00 20:57:01 )
to early for flapjacks?
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(Message, at 04/04/00 10:03:27 )
The gummy bears
the gummy bears are CHEWING ON MY BRAIN!!!!!!
good god! put that regis filbin down and let the orphans go bun bun or no baywatch for a week!!
Dammit where is my doctor spock porn?!?!
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(From here, at 04/04/00 12:10:21 )
Hi, Alec. It has been awhile.
Nancie
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(From here, at 04/04/00 17:38:40 )
How'd you make it!
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(From here, at 04/05/00 10:16:27 )
Filling the void. It's devoid. And Pink Floyd.
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(From here, at 04/05/00 12:20:41 )
That which does not exist in dreamless sleep is not real --Ramana Maharshi
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(From here, at 04/05/00 17:04:38 )
Yo..me and my friend got caught doing some of these
We got it on tape...if you want hook-ups...e-mail frazmirza@hotmail.com
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(From here, at 04/06/00 20:57:48 )
Who's the dude on the tube?
tc
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(From here, at 04/06/00 21:15:26 )
Why is it so damn blurry? Looks like a high school lunch room in that last pic...
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(From here, at 04/06/00 21:17:32 )
Yoman, no crack cam - show me some PICTURES!
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(From here, at 04/06/00 21:19:47 )
ALEC, THIS IS MY BIRTHDAY.
JUST KIDDING, CAN WE GET SOME
SOUND IN nyc, CITIZEN ONE...
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(From here, at 04/06/00 21:42:38 )
beep
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(From here, at 04/06/00 21:53:32 )
It's now or never for Citizen on the firetalk
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(From here, at 04/06/00 22:34:04 )
somebody needs to pay attention to the chat room. Feedback to your chat audience is essential.
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(From here, at 04/06/00 22:58:33 )
is there a show on here or something?
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(From here, at 04/06/00 23:17:07 )
jeez, i am getting to be a real party pooper in my old age,,, i cam e by but i couldn't get anyone to answer the door. 10 yares ago I would have brokem in. oh, weell maybe next week
anpon
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(From here, at 04/09/00 01:14:39 )
for some strange reason, I have decided to not become beligerantly drunk this evening. eerie huh.
- Dr. Gonzo
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(From here, at 04/09/00 04:06:04 )
I NEED LSD. No time to make more, must have ungodly amounts.
The Mad Proffeser
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(From here, at 04/09/00 13:28:33 )
COPS KILL.
KILL COPS.
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(From here, at 04/09/00 20:54:09 )
Why Are You Touching Yourself Like That On The Sabbath?
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(Message, at 04/10/00 09:47:43 )
Hi Alec,
Boyce gave me your site address. If you would like to see my artwork, go to home1.gte.net/paller
Gary (the cousin who likes Belgian beer)
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(From here, at 04/10/00 21:45:54 )
hi there
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(From here, at 04/11/00 05:24:12 )
Rarseinababylonandthat....init ?
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(From here, at 04/11/00 05:24:53 )
snoodleflark as an erk beep beep !
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(From here, at 04/11/00 05:32:22 )
What a tangled wangle we wongle, to be sure...init?
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(From here, at 04/11/00 08:26:20 )
Who am I
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(From here, at 04/11/00 08:26:43 )
Why am I
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(From here, at 04/11/00 20:04:34 )
Hey thanks for the wild time last night you flaming stallion of a gay homosexual lover who likes to rub flowers all over his nude body, calling himself "Pixi the Rumpriding farie" Well maybe we can do "it" again someime you big hunk of a gay man!!
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(From here, at 04/11/00 20:06:47 )
Excuse me? Whoever is with the owner of this beeber, please be aware that 1) it is stolen,2) the man has a weapon in his big gay pants, and most importantly 3) he ain't afraid to use it.
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(From here, at 04/11/00 20:07:02 )
Excuse me? Whoever is with the owner of this beeper please be aware that 1) it is stolen,2) the man has a weapon in his big gay pants, and most importantly 3) he ain't afraid to use it.
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(From here, at 04/11/00 20:09:18 )
AAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! HELP
I'm a lost soul stuck in this evil man's beeper. I have done nothing wrong but he killed me and sucked me into his beeper!!!! Stay away from him.
p.s.
...if asked to bend over for ANY reason just say no...
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(From here, at 04/11/00 20:11:27 )
Hello? Does this really show up on your beeper? Thats not likey a good idea. You must get a lot of calls from odd people. You big stiff cock-gobbling sum bitch!
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(From here, at 04/11/00 20:13:54 )
Well bye. I've had my daily dose of fun with you and your beeper. But rest assured that I shall return. So until next time keep taking it in the ass. I will talk to you tommrow, same beeper unit, same beeper frecquency.
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(From here, at 04/11/00 20:24:37 )
HI! I just listened to some of your prank calls. This is why I get high. Thanks again.
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(Message, at 04/11/00 21:30:00 )
we wanna go santaanarching too
ho ho ho
when where
jmeggs@LMI.net
check out revolt of the christmas trees video with many many many santas
and when will there be a santa ski trip with zillions of santa skiing don the slopes?
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(From here, at 04/13/00 10:59:18 )
don't tell me what to do
just give me some actionman
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(From here, at 04/13/00 16:02:26 )
flannel
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(From here, at 04/13/00 17:15:42 )
crossed lines and bad connections is about the best thing I've ever heard in my whole life. I'm buying it right this minute.
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(From here, at 04/13/00 18:45:41 )
get this potty stotted, wrybread! -ryan j.
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(From here, at 04/13/00 19:14:26 )
Yo Wrybread - is that your half-fuzzy out of focus dome? Hopefully tonight this patchwork road-warrior technology of yours will work!
The Right Honorable
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(From here, at 04/13/00 19:40:05 )
ok - it was working, but aint no moreeeeeee
come on - give me some BREAD!
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(From here, at 04/13/00 19:43:30 )
Givame whad I knead!
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(From here, at 04/13/00 19:58:38 )
That's it - someone is back on the TUBE! Give me my WRYTV!
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(From here, at 04/13/00 20:08:48 )
Guys - this is looking like a bad episode of Star Trek -
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(From here, at 04/13/00 20:25:15 )
hiya, how late r u guyz going tonite?
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(From here, at 04/13/00 21:30:22 )
Yeah, what time does the fun end?
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(From here, at 04/14/00 00:30:39 )
Wrybread - You think that Cobra is GOOD FOR YOU?
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(From here, at 04/14/00 05:06:14 )
Oh how I wish I could have dipped into the honey pot last night and unleased mighty distruction with robots, but alas, Aliens had come for me to teach them drinking games. How could I pass that up, purely scientific you understand -
Dr. Gonzo
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(From here, at 04/15/00 07:35:39 )
;HO;
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(From here, at 04/16/00 13:37:10 )
type3
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(From here, at 04/16/00 21:16:42 )
totem on home.
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(From here, at 04/16/00 21:21:48 )
bumper sticker: "I got kicked out of cubscouts for eating a brownie"
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(From here, at 04/16/00 21:23:13 )
Gammers needs a life
B
I
G
T
I
M
E
(loser)
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(From here, at 04/17/00 03:48:49 )
hey hugh, when exactly are you going to get that HISS LINE up again and working? I have some serious agressions that I want to get out. MAsturbation is getting to old.
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(From here, at 04/17/00 14:49:00 )
when does the bus come to Luxembourg? We need something else now!!!!
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(Message, at 04/17/00 16:50:18 )
hi
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(From here, at 04/19/00 15:46:11 )
and hi to you!
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(From here, at 04/19/00 15:55:12 )
And the beat goes on....
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(From here, at 04/20/00 12:07:03 )
huzza me huzza me huzza me
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(From here, at 04/23/00 21:10:58 )
can you read me, over?
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(From here, at 04/23/00 23:04:30 )
Battery Low - Please Replace........................Just Kidding! Jordan "The Eye" Avon
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(From here, at 04/24/00 09:05:43 )
I love Chef Boyardee. He's so intimidating.
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(From here, at 04/24/00 22:41:36 )
re:http://wrybread.com/abyss/welcome15.shtml...
Not following, Leading you! WE control your thoughts, deeds, point-of-purchase decisons, etc.
Cool shti on yr' site.
You should hook up w/ negitavland and or rtmark
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(From here, at 04/25/00 16:39:54 )
Hey Wrybread - I never made the connection, but you guys and your bus are like a modern-day electric kool-aid acid test. I think you're 30 years late though - did you ever see the original guy's web site? www.intrepidtrips.com
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(From here, at 04/25/00 17:48:50 )
Your burning man story is excellent. I'm having a good time checking it out. Thanks,
Tian
http://members.aol.com/tnharter
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(From here, at 04/25/00 19:52:23 )
Opening strange email files is like having unprotected sex. Oops.
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(From here, at 04/26/00 10:51:37 )
Weird Site web master was here and liked it! Will get to you soon!
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(From here, at 04/28/00 16:01:13 )
hey wrybread...it's wEnDeE...er uh--curlee-roni, if you will...hey, are we having mobile phreak phorce practice at your place tonight?? my email address is wendeeyung@hotmail......thanks!!
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(From here, at 04/28/00 16:20:26 )
uh...sorry to bother you again..just got jims email 'bout practicin' tonight...see you later!!
CuRleE-rOnI
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(From here, at 04/30/00 18:24:43 )
heh. cool
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(From here, at 04/30/00 19:56:18 )
Yo. Sup?
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(From here, at 04/30/00 20:06:14 )
Yo. Sup?
I want to lick you...mmmmmm
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(From here, at 04/30/00 21:52:49 )
hello digital void. Just wanted to wish you a happy May-Day
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(From here, at 05/01/00 06:26:35 )
you dumb fuck
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(From here, at 05/01/00 09:45:37 )
Hi there
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(From here, at 05/01/00 23:55:11 )
hey are you awake....call me
~
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(From here, at 05/02/00 10:30:25 )
Dude? Dude! Dude.
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(From here, at 05/02/00 13:03:52 )
Hey, it's Hottfudge. I noticed your fly is open.
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(From here, at 05/02/00 16:41:12 )
It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide.
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(From here, at 05/03/00 14:15:41 )
Please donate to the Lars Ulrich (Metallica) foundation so the multi-millionare rock star can pay his lawyers when he sues his fans:
http://www.paylars.com
Please help!!!
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(From here, at 05/03/00 15:23:39 )
Hi Wrybread! Can you have Red call me at 206-856-4045? She's going to perform my wedding ceremony this weekend and I don't know how to get in touch!
Thanks--and *awesome* site!
--Holly
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(From here, at 05/03/00 22:14:13 )
hey cousin hey hey cousin hey cousin hey hey hey cousin hey
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(From here, at 05/03/00 22:14:31 )
whatcha doin?
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(From here, at 05/03/00 22:14:53 )
I miss the dessert and I miss the desert.
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(From here, at 05/03/00 22:15:07 )
But most of all I miss writing.
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(From here, at 05/03/00 22:15:30 )
Sometimes the world is far too bifurcated to get a hold of.
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(From here, at 05/03/00 22:16:02 )
And that is when the wry universe harkens.
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(From here, at 05/03/00 22:16:19 )
muchos adoros
toast
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(Message, at 05/04/00 10:40:08 )
Hey there from the Network Girl Love the San Jose invasion!!!thenetworkgirl@mindspring.com
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(From here, at 05/05/00 08:07:29 )
METALLICORP
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(From here, at 05/05/00 11:48:07 )
hello! i am in austin tx. what do u do for a living? where do u live..i saw the crack dance and it looked like scary new york! i am going to nyc in a few weeks and i do not look foward to seeing the crack dance live. :(
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(From here, at 05/05/00 15:04:34 )
Hi Alec: Wanna work in Menlo Park on Sunday 12-5, pretty please?
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(From here, at 05/05/00 15:15:33 )
It's official " Hump a beanbag day"! So get to it.
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(From here, at 05/05/00 20:55:08 )
PLEASE stop by USENET Newsgroup: rec.outdoors.rv-travel
You will fit in perfectly!! Hope to see ya there.
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(From here, at 05/05/00 23:21:47 )
This is one great little gimmick ya got Wry..we will certainly order this one and any others you deside to make..thanks
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(Message, at 05/06/00 06:54:17 )
Where have you been? Weren't you watching earlier?
We did this 30+ years ago
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(Message, at 05/06/00 06:55:37 )
Where have you been? Weren't you watching earlier?
We did this 30+ years ago
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(From here, at 05/06/00 16:36:22 )
quark, strangeness and charm
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(From here, at 05/07/00 15:12:28 )
fair play to you. forget flashdance,its
crack dance for me.
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(From here, at 05/07/00 16:40:53 )
Why hello there
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(From here, at 05/08/00 14:39:29 )
Time to spank that inner moppett of yours.
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(From here, at 05/08/00 20:57:58 )
what is this shit ab0ut?
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(From here, at 05/08/00 20:58:15 )
u want more?
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(From here, at 05/08/00 21:29:38 )
hey from texas.....luv yur site...agora
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(Message, at 05/09/00 09:55:27 )
i want to join you next year!!
hairami@hotmail.com
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(From here, at 05/09/00 22:27:43 )
Hi mum.....eh mum are you there.....Shit i hope that this isnt a wrong number..HELLO MUM CAN YOU HEAR ME......fuckit....
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(From here, at 05/09/00 23:41:44 )
put this beeper between your legs muahahaha
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(From here, at 05/10/00 15:45:20 )
Mmm... breakfast in Vegas on cocaine and gin...
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(From here, at 05/10/00 17:07:07 )
Th revolution will not be televised it will be webCAST cracker! See ya tommorow!
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(From here, at 05/10/00 20:51:58 )
Taste great!
Less filling!
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(From here, at 05/11/00 03:46:37 )
,brilliant
wih i could say
hallahlujah
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(From here, at 05/11/00 16:06:37 )
i like to vibrate.
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(From here, at 05/11/00 17:05:06 )
justin sucks
you should get a better whore for wrybread
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(From here, at 05/11/00 17:05:07 )
justin sucks
you should get a better whore for wrybread
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(From here, at 05/11/00 19:37:42 )
hi there
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(From here, at 05/11/00 20:03:37 )
Hi Justin your ole buddy billy bob wants you to give him a call around 10 tonight. 707.882.3916
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(From here, at 05/11/00 23:21:39 )
is this thing on?
where's our honeypot?
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(From here, at 05/11/00 23:50:12 )
Donde esta my Coco??? Coco, Coco, no te encuentro!!!! Yo Quiero Coco!
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(From here, at 05/12/00 16:19:14 )
cyber hippys
ha
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(From here, at 05/12/00 18:42:00 )
I left her sandal in the bushes.
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(From here, at 05/12/00 19:20:36 )
The pope poops rope soup.
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(From here, at 05/13/00 12:52:34 )
Bread
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(From here, at 05/13/00 13:48:23 )
i cant get your sounds.the connection wont finish any ideas?
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(From here, at 05/13/00 13:48:52 )
i cant get your sounds.the connection wont finish any ideas?
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(From here, at 05/13/00 19:29:42 )
Hugh, I just posted your Costume Ball update to The Squid List. Please pass this along to Sam and the gang.
Scott
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(From here, at 05/13/00 20:23:03 )
coding coding coding machines of consumption...maybe i'll get done and come out to play...hope the cops don't spoil the fun
lt camcrow
hotel beirut
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(From here, at 05/13/00 20:24:45 )
shit, blew your
table. here's a
short one to
try and fix it.
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(From here, at 05/13/00 21:06:35 )
look into the cam and SMILE!
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(From here, at 05/13/00 21:34:42 )
nice hat baby, watch out, i'm gonna coem and get all smutty on you ass
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(From here, at 05/13/00 22:11:30 )
Where is Larry Harvey the cyber-bumble-bee? I want to see a picture
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(From here, at 05/13/00 22:49:46 )
I this is on vibrate and it's in your pants ; )
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(From here, at 05/13/00 22:50:19 )
I hope this is on vibrate and it's in your pants ; )
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(From here, at 05/13/00 23:35:42 )
The brown acid is bad
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(From here, at 05/13/00 23:37:25 )
Smile if its on vibrate ; )
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(From here, at 05/13/00 23:40:47 )
randomness is so post-post-postmodern.
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(From here, at 05/13/00 23:45:32 )
It's great to see wacked out people having a blast!
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(From here, at 05/14/00 01:40:16 )
WHAT A BUNCH OF SHITE.
iN THE IMORTAL WORDS OF THAT FAMOUS RAPPER, "FUCK THA' PO-LICE!"
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(From here, at 05/14/00 02:49:44 )
Greetings from Barcelona!
Felix & Absinthia here, having some
difficulty with the chat.
Too bad about the cops!
Mucho amore,
Felix y Absinthia
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(From here, at 05/14/00 03:27:44 )
my friend & i r tradin' mixes. he was at this site, so i'm seeing some mad blurry images of an mc
looks like a phat party, throw some beatz on the flo fo me
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(From here, at 05/14/00 03:31:34 )
yo, happy hardcore is not music. spam is not food. yet there are consumers for both these products. why?
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(From here, at 05/14/00 11:32:56 )
colourless green ideas sleep furiously
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(From here, at 05/14/00 11:37:40 )
I used to be a burning man
but then my wife put me
out!
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(From here, at 05/14/00 12:35:11 )
how was cyberbussss?
killer site - SIRjs
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(From here, at 05/14/00 12:52:46 )
FUCK THA POLICE
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(From here, at 05/14/00 14:49:23 )
fucking cops. if anyone was in there having a good time, i'm even more pissed. we spent he night at IHOP instead. wahoo.
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(From here, at 05/14/00 15:58:36 )
Vodka tastes best inhaled through a curly straw
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(From here, at 05/15/00 01:29:11 )
What the hell is this?!
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(From here, at 05/15/00 06:34:24 )
oily nights is enigmatic, dramatic, and beautifully choreographed by the dengue of society.
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(From here, at 05/15/00 06:57:12 )
Toby Osborne is the sixth Spice Girl... believe it or not?
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(From here, at 05/15/00 08:32:07 )
Haf%$*&inlarious! Recommend for rainy mornings!
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(From here, at 05/15/00 09:47:31 )
ghjgjghjghgjghhghgjhggjh
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(From here, at 05/15/00 10:31:44 )
Never, ever, stick your tongue in an electric pencil sharpener.
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(From here, at 05/15/00 13:02:13 )
Call Boyce. Your father needs you.
Allen Janger (arjanger@aol.com)
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(From here, at 05/15/00 15:22:00 )
hi there
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(From here, at 05/16/00 05:27:24 )
nice site. but real player can'y load your phone spoofs
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(From here, at 05/16/00 07:36:32 )
what are you going to do if your camera records something like armed robbery or an assault/murder?
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(From here, at 05/16/00 11:57:49 )
Cant get no audio,
cant get no video !!!!!
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(From here, at 05/16/00 13:05:56 )
about the only proper use of the internet that i have so far found, sweet!
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(From here, at 05/16/00 13:49:30 )
OK. This must be a lot of fun for you, getting messages from people you don't know and never hear from again...
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(From here, at 05/16/00 17:01:16 )
UnReciprocated-Again.
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(From here, at 05/16/00 22:24:15 )
Alec - wanna go rafting Saturday -- shared expense ~$30 -- need notice asap 457-6799
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(From here, at 05/16/00 22:41:42 )
why aren't you ever on the im when I'm having an emotional crisis? Love Cuz
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(From here, at 05/17/00 02:19:49 )
hi there
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(From here, at 05/17/00 02:26:12 )
hi there
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(From here, at 05/17/00 03:19:47 )
Why you kick my dog?
Now he velly ill, an he don't poo straight no more.
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(Message, at 05/17/00 07:27:50 )
Sounds, like a blast, the whole Santanarchy thing.
Gonna try to get one going up here in Halifax.
(that's in Canada)
They really go for the Traditional over here.
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(Message, at 05/17/00 11:54:07 )
hello santa.
do evil people still get presents? i have been thinking a lot about good and evil and the state of my soul, and i discovered that the only thing i really care about is getting presents.
now, i realize that the above statement is not the sort of thing a "good" person would say, thereby putting me on the naughty-lump-of-coal list. however, i would like to point out that there is no such thing as being good for goodness' sake, as the sake of goodness (and all the holier than thou ninnery
associated with it) can be a fairly selfish motivating factor. so, doesn't that automatically move the good people to the naughty list, thereby negating any payoff for being good? or is goodness it's own payoff? and if this is the case, what's up with the presents?
OR! is goodness the payoff for being good, a lump of coal the payoff for being evil, and presents the payoff for merely trying to be good? if this is true, how good do i have to be to qualify for presents, while still being able to retain all the undeclared benefits of being bad and evil?
AND! is a present from you worth giving up snorkeling naked through piles of coke with defiled nuns? i might give that up for a nice TYCO electric glow-in-the-dark subatomic racecar set, but would feel seriously screwed if all i got was some lame wetsy-betsy doll. don't jerk me around, santa. i know
where you live.
anyhoo, i am hoping you can help me through this moral dilemma in my great time of need and all that.
princess heather honeybunny . . .
i want the egg . . .
www.heathen.net . . .
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(From here, at 05/17/00 12:03:33 )
Dude! Dude? Duuuude.
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(From here, at 05/17/00 14:21:24 )
I discovered something cool today...we are all klingons..."they" try to warp our minds...what we must ask is..who are "they"? and mankind...what do these words mean? Mank ind. a good question to ponder huh? well I did. and I know now that the earth really isn't round..its flat. With velcro on the bottom.
thats why thoses dudes that invented velcro died so early in life..."they" got scared for a minute there. But I know better.And I will prove that some hot dogs really do have real meat in them AND that no matter how hard you try, it isn't possible to stick a dogs foot up its ass.
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(From here, at 05/17/00 14:25:44 )
Haha! This is so frickin' funny!
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(Message, at 05/17/00 14:49:57 )
WHY DIDNT MINE WORK???????IM GETTING ANNOYED!!
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(From here, at 05/17/00 14:55:13 )
Enter your digits to set off the bomb
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(From here, at 05/18/00 19:27:18 )
i can't get this shit to work
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(From here, at 05/18/00 22:17:41 )
Call me an idiot, but how do you broadcast your phone calls?
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(From here, at 05/19/00 15:38:56 )
who in the whatsus?
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(From here, at 05/20/00 07:31:20 )
great googly moogly...
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(From here, at 05/20/00 14:47:11 )
grow your hair out then cut it off and put it in an old shoe box. ten years later you find the box? john
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(From here, at 05/20/00 15:33:20 )
This site is sorta cool
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(Message, at 05/20/00 16:01:55 )
santa P- is the one for me
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(Message, at 05/20/00 16:23:46 )
but is santa P- for me??? E like his ears
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(From here, at 05/21/00 01:48:55 )
just dangling in the midst, missed y'all tonight, c-ya thursday... =:-}
rich
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(From here, at 05/21/00 07:39:35 )
Much respect, my friend - the 4-call series was splendid.
Tim (Edinburgh).
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(From here, at 05/21/00 10:45:43 )
Crack cam kicks ass!
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(From here, at 05/21/00 12:35:37 )
hey there well i just wanted to say that i think that this message will not go to your peeper and it will probly just erase.
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(From here, at 05/22/00 15:19:36 )
I like beans.
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(From here, at 05/22/00 15:25:13 )
somedays i like to wake up and remind myself that i'm a whore...it makes life sooo much easier...my friends here agree...reminding yourself that indeed you're a whore is the perfect way to up your success ratio...then you won't feel so awful because you're phone has been disconnected, that your job
could be done by a monkey, that you're married and divorced in one year, that your boss thinks you're "special"....yep, a reminder of yer whoredome is a wonderful way of reclaiming the power of your own existence...now LETS GO FILE!!! UHRAH!
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(From here, at 05/22/00 16:49:18 )
i have a camera ready to capture yer soul...hi via lori super8 SURFER**
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(From here, at 05/22/00 20:52:57 )
I thought it was halarious. I'm still lol!!!! the whole damn site is side splitting kudos
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(From here, at 05/23/00 06:39:26 )
i LOVE YOUR EYES, BUT ONLY WITH KETCHUP
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(From here, at 05/23/00 11:50:28 )
Shearman Sterling says, "Hey!"
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(From here, at 05/23/00 14:15:53 )
who is moly and why the fuck is he holy?!?!?!?
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(From here, at 05/23/00 16:15:41 )
mmm...
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(From here, at 05/23/00 17:04:12 )
hmmmm indeed
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(From here, at 05/23/00 17:10:58 )
I feel I've been entranced, transfixed, transmuted by the evil evil screen in front of me. I am leaving now. My eyes are sort of spinny.
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(From here, at 05/23/00 19:36:47 )
Don't you realize that you are a lice infested putrid dong and my ninth grade teacher is coming to rip your poontang?
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(From here, at 05/23/00 19:48:32 )
You phlegm, you genital wart, you genital wart, your priest is a loser and over half of your life will be spent sucking my bone.
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(From here, at 05/24/00 22:56:08 )
The Time Has Come, I Leave Friday For San Francisco. The Alchie Has Landed.
-Dr. Gonzo
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(From here, at 05/25/00 01:23:19 )
When did Gonzo become a doctor?
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(From here, at 05/25/00 12:34:30 )
YoYoYo.....for some reason, stroking my arm is a turn off
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(From here, at 05/26/00 00:39:47 )
To Salina, I also do the fire chains - fancy getting together and sharing some tricks - my address flat 4, 24 Pinfold Road, Streatham, London SW16 2SN. My phone No: 07932024825, Love and Light, Lynne
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(From here, at 05/26/00 15:16:22 )
bob loves you.
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(From here, at 05/26/00 15:29:16 )
conference me with a love connection
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(From here, at 05/26/00 18:45:38 )
apple tech support!!! woo hoo!!!
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(From here, at 05/26/00 21:34:31 )
Ever heard of Quapaw, Oklahoma?
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(From here, at 05/27/00 05:48:11 )
wrap your gums around my love-plums
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(From here, at 05/27/00 13:38:29 )
Is this not really creepy?! I'm thinking of you in leather right now, and you don't even know me!
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(From here, at 05/27/00 17:42:19 )
om mani padme hum
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(From here, at 05/28/00 08:16:48 )
are you out there roby wan
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(From here, at 05/28/00 13:17:46 )
i love you
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(From here, at 05/28/00 13:31:25 )
i realy realy love you
i mean, i love you so much.. i have a joke for you. a skeliton walks into a bar and the bartender says, what'll it be? the skelliton says, make it a beer and a mop! hardyharhar
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(From here, at 05/29/00 21:58:26 )
I your secret call wasn't hard to find pussy. I just wanted the pussy
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(From here, at 05/29/00 22:20:01 )
Loved Kinko's on the Audio Kitchen!!!
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(From here, at 05/31/00 05:16:50 )
hello.
for randon fear and loathing in england. cant get US style terrorism but there is potential
j.d.newton@talk21.com
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(From here, at 05/31/00 05:43:15 )
never under estimate the power of common sense
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(From here, at 05/31/00 07:39:59 )
what the fuck cause u can
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(Message, at 05/31/00 12:16:28 )
what the fuck?
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(From here, at 05/31/00 13:59:10 )
One day, when you look behind you...there will only be your life. Don't look back. :)
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(From here, at 05/31/00 23:56:05 )
SAY NO TO LATEX!!!!
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(From here, at 06/01/00 05:58:06 )
Beschissen
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(From here, at 06/01/00 12:24:25 )
Hey! Go spill some cat litter and re-name your cam the "Crack Zoo!"
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(From here, at 06/01/00 12:34:38 )
Get Jullianni's office connected to an escort service for She-Males!
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(From here, at 06/01/00 16:59:19 )
I want to be a movie star then all my problems would be solved
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(From here, at 06/02/00 14:43:55 )
no one likes you any more mr wrybread person...thats just so sad...
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(Message, at 06/02/00 15:11:34 )
take better pictures
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(From here, at 06/02/00 16:24:36 )
no-one can access your site in the UK
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(From here, at 06/02/00 20:06:54 )
Go git me that there rake, Ned. I gotz to git them grass mowz off so i can hoe them taterz. Git along , now.
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(From here, at 06/03/00 19:49:57 )
ttcp
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(Message, at 06/05/00 06:55:19 )
Yee big-arsed malthumpee! Have yee nee rumpstickle oo fluggerwheeze? By jahootsniggle yee be a snodgrubber!!
adam@phonemail.fsbusiness.co.uk
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(From here, at 06/05/00 07:35:18 )
Poo-bum, poo-bum, poo-bum, poo-bum.
Shit-stick, shit-stick, shit-stick, shit-stick.
Oh darn, I've filled my undercrackers.
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(From here, at 06/05/00 12:34:59 )
hey hey we're the monkees!!
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(Message, at 06/05/00 17:11:34 )
PARAMA PITA BABA Kii
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(Message, at 06/05/00 17:12:26 )
PUTO EL QUE LEE. EL NENE :}
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(From here, at 06/06/00 23:30:47 )
This is the thing of which I speak that is not but how to inevitably discover the blank un-canvas beneath the thing of which I speak.
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(From here, at 06/07/00 17:43:34 )
thanks for making my day better-just found your site via a tip from wfmu dj,the professor.hmmm,are you two related?flatmates?
i want more than one cd-sell other stuff?video?cheers,Hamilton,email-
erothbell@iopener.net
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(From here, at 06/08/00 09:49:18 )
do you have the Mac tech support freaks?
trying to find them. Antonio@dharmaboys.com
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(From here, at 06/08/00 12:56:28 )
i need to get a job away from a computer screen:they fuck with the wiring in your frontal lobe and no matter how thick you construct your hat of aluminum foil, theres no protection from the eye spins. except outside. away from the evil little screen. will someone come pick me up and tell my boss it
is IMPERATIVE that i leave RIGHT NOW? harumph....where are the rail yards for train jumping?
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(From here, at 06/09/00 18:30:23 )
om
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(From here, at 06/09/00 18:46:11 )
it's muggy in new york.
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(From here, at 06/10/00 23:57:51 )
yor mother
smack flack bip crunt horst plooey
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(From here, at 06/11/00 10:42:58 )
usted tiene un pene grande?
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(From here, at 06/11/00 10:59:28 )
the weather in seattle is cloudy and grey, where is the sun!!!!!!!!!????
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(Message, at 06/12/00 11:11:43 )
sexy scissors santa!
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(From here, at 06/13/00 12:43:32 )
its sunny...i'm homeless...i'm gonna go lay on the grass at justin herman plaza and get a tan...and continue to repress my panic...
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(From here, at 06/13/00 15:23:59 )
This is so weird. But in a good way.
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(From here, at 06/13/00 19:54:18 )
I listened to your Realaudio excerpts of your Crossed Lines, etc, CD and they're fucking boring, stupid, and go absolutely nowhere! You are an idiot! Haven't you heard anything by the Jerky Boys, Gregg Turkington ("great phone calls"), Barry Alphonso, or other FUNNY prank phone callers? They're actually
FUNNY, unlike your inane crap! What you're doing is an insult to the very idea of prank phone calling, if your tiny brain can comprehend such an idea... Can it? And what's the story with your fucking beeper? You really should shove it up your sorry ass and start again from SCRATCH!!!
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(From here, at 06/13/00 19:57:02 )
I listened to your Realaudio excerpts of your Crossed Lines, etc, CD and they're fucking boring, stupid, and go absolutely nowhere! You are an idiot! Haven't you heard anything by the Jerky Boys, Gregg Turkington ("great phone calls"), Barry Alphonso, or other FUNNY prank phone callers? They're actually
FUNNY, unlike your inane crap! What you're doing is an insult to the very idea of prank phone calling, if your tiny brain can comprehend such an idea... Can it? And what's the story with your fucking beeper? You really should shove it up your sorry ass and start again from SCRATCH!!! Hello? Hello? Hello?
Hello? Now do you get it?
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(From here, at 06/13/00 20:05:30 )
Beeper, my ass! What you need is a vibrator! Hey, what are you looking at? Look at that woman walking across the street! Nice ass, huh? Hey! That's my wife you're talking about! And talking to yourself, no less! This is more fun than e-mail! (Just kidding...)
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(From here, at 06/14/00 13:27:35 )
CALL LORI SURFER 510.985.1528
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(From here, at 06/14/00 14:19:32 )
We must perform a Quirkafleeg ....
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(Message, at 06/16/00 06:01:43 )
Hey.. I was born last night,
but I wasn't born at night.
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(From here, at 06/16/00 13:08:17 )
don't do it. they'll find out.
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(Message, at 06/16/00 15:54:20 )
A question...
What sort of problems have you had with Police and S.W.G. in the to make you need to have Men in Black?
michaelG_@yahoo.com
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(Message, at 06/16/00 16:08:12 )
Santa and Pfleggum !
What a combo!
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(From here, at 06/16/00 19:37:45 )
YOU HAVE SOME FUNNY SHIT!!!!!
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(From here, at 06/17/00 00:16:18 )
You look like you have had some wicked times together. I hope you find another bus to keep you happy
Jane, Brighton UK (Matilda 73 Devon Bay)
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(From here, at 06/19/00 09:25:20 )
hey! get up! you stinkin hippie!
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(From here, at 06/19/00 21:18:08 )
you're a talented man
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(From here, at 06/19/00 21:37:18 )
This is a cool page.
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(Message, at 06/19/00 22:18:45 )
who wooda thunk I'd be so entertained whilst looking for a vehicle. Way kewel. thanks.
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(From here, at 06/20/00 11:47:15 )
Dude! Dude? Duuude.
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(From here, at 06/20/00 17:27:29 )
i need a dimebag.
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(Message, at 06/21/00 02:03:06 )
hey i want to watch your crack files but i'm on my friends moms computer and i'm too cracked out now so please email me with its proper address so i can have it on my email as a future reference ...>>> dcmanniche@yahoo.com <<<...
thank you,
da manda
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(From here, at 06/21/00 12:55:55 )
how did you get real audio to stream live, rather than send to a temp file? ant165@aol.com
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(From here, at 06/21/00 13:30:43 )
let's speed the net!
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(From here, at 06/21/00 13:31:31 )
bhbhbh
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(From here, at 06/21/00 13:53:49 )
I've got cool stuff to share (AW:minimal)
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(From here, at 06/21/00 15:08:47 )
editor! editor!
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(From here, at 06/21/00 16:47:43 )
girl threatener!
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(From here, at 06/21/00 16:47:59 )
wonder if it worked
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(From here, at 06/21/00 18:09:04 )
i never knew crackheads could dance.
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(From here, at 06/22/00 11:39:59 )
tra la la
tra la la
tra la la!
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(From here, at 06/24/00 11:58:21 )
testing
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(Message, at 06/25/00 13:52:15 )
Just vibrating that bowl of Jell-o santa....
Pixel (pixel@blert.net)
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(From here, at 06/25/00 18:45:25 )
Haven't seen it yet....still downloading...but holding our breath!
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(From here, at 06/25/00 18:47:14 )
Hmm...don't know what to look at it in....let me know how to view it. Tamicak@hotmail.com
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(From here, at 06/25/00 23:55:32 )
FUNNY
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(From here, at 06/26/00 00:27:41 )
I HAD A AOL INSTANT MESSENGER CONVERSATION WITH MY FRIEND RECENTLY I THINK YOU'LL FIND INTERESTING. I DISCOVERED YOUR SITE HALF WAY THROUGH IT.daMooFather: you kicked my dog
daMooFather: I'm about to upload a mp3 to you
daMooFather: 2 meg so hold on.
daMooFather: sending
Shadow9319: K
daMooFather: did you get it?
Shadow9319: not yet
daMooFather: damn hold on
daMooFather: should take about 10-15mins
daMooFather: man my upload speed sucks
daMooFather: 17-29k
daMooFather: 2 meg file
Shadow9319: ouch
daMooFather: not that bad
daMooFather: but will take SEVERAL minutes
daMooFather: 700k of 2000k
daMooFather: worth the wait though
daMooFather: very funny
daMooFather: jumped to 31 for a sec
daMooFather: the whole concept of an analog modem is gay
daMooFather: It hears different sounds and translates them into data
daMooFather: in the first ones, you'd hook your computer into what was basically a couple a styrofoam cups
daMooFather: 1.2 megs
Shadow9319: Heh
daMooFather: of 2.3 really
daMooFather: I remember when I got my first 2.4K modem. It rocked
daMooFather: I could actually get scrolling text
Shadow9319: lol
daMooFather: I was in kindergarten
daMooFather: was cool back then
Shadow9319: I remember the first time i got AOL
Shadow9319: And that one...Prodigy
daMooFather: I had a 4000 dollar 386sx-25. Lightning fast
Shadow9319: Prodigy was aweseome
daMooFather: not anymore
Shadow9319: Yeah
daMooFather: notice the "was"
daMooFather: 1.6 megs
daMooFather: can't wait until I get my Viewsonic Triniton(ummm I think thats how it's spelled) Perfect Flat 17incher (or 19 if I'm lucky)
daMooFather: those dual celerons or the P3 I've been wanting have been calling me too
Shadow9319: Ooh
Shadow9319: I saw a 25 inch at Best buy
daMooFather: was it like 2000 bucks?
daMooFather: a goo 21 goes for 1500 if you find a good deal
Shadow9319: yea
daMooFather: almost done
daMooFather: got a couple hundred k to go
Shadow9319: hey wahts your email i just got a funny one
daMooFather: my freewwweb isn't working
Shadow9319: Its called the worlds thinnest books
Shadow9319: > FLYING AT NIGHT by JFK, JR
daMooFather: MOOFATHER@ICQ.COM IS TAKEN I'M PISSED
daMooFather: I'M GONNA EMAIL HIM
daMooFather: AND SEE WTF HIS PROBLEM IS
daMooFather: MAYBE I'LL HAVE TO BREAK HIS LEGS
Shadow9319: YEAH LOL
daMooFather: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
daMooFather: NETWORK ERROR
daMooFather: GONNA SEND, BUT FILE PROBABLY NOT ON
daMooFather: DON'T KNOW
daMooFather: DID YOU GET IT?
Shadow9319: yes
Shadow9319: NO FILE
daMooFather: DAMMIT
daMooFather: THAT SUCKS
daMooFather: WHEN IT WAS DONE NETSCAPE SAID THERE WAS A NETWORK ERROR AND THE FILE DIDN'T GET THROUGH
daMooFather: PROBABLY NETSCAPES FAULT
daMooFather: NETSCAPE ISN'T VERY STABLE ON MY COMPUTER
daMooFather: ANYWAYS
daMooFather: GO HERE. FUNNY WWW.IHATEBILLGATES.COM
daMooFather: READ "SOMETHING TO PONDER"
daMooFather: I THINK THATS WHAT IT IS
Shadow9319: LoL are you watching HBO?
Shadow9319: They had a BILL CLINTON SHAPED DILDO LOL
daMooFather: LOL
daMooFather: DON'T GET HBO HERE
daMooFather: TOO BAD
daMooFather: IS IT SINTCITY?
daMooFather: OR ONE OF THE RS SHOWS?
daMooFather: OR ARLISS?
Shadow9319: RS
daMooFather: OR SHOULD I SAY ARLI$$
daMooFather: O
daMooFather: BUBBA BILL CLINTON DILDO
daMooFather: LOL
Shadow9319: ROFL
daMooFather: ONLY 19.95 FROM THE WHITE HOUSE GIFT SHOP (WHILE SUPPLIES LAST)
daMooFather: DID YOU SEE THE MONICA SPECIAL ON TOM GREEN?
Shadow9319: YES!
Shadow9319: WHERE THEY WENT TO OTOWA
daMooFather: FUNNY
Shadow9319: TO FIND FABRIC
Shadow9319: FOR HER
daMooFather: CANCER SPECIAL WAS INTERESTING
daMooFather: YES
daMooFather: TOM IS COOL
Shadow9319: Yeah
daMooFather: I EMAILED THE WEBSITE WITH A CLIP SUGGESTION: GO TO A DOLLAR STORE AND ASK FOR PRICE CHECKS AND THE WEBMASTER EMAILED ME BACK AND SAID TOM SAID IT WAS A GOOD IDEA
Shadow9319: woah cool!
daMooFather: TOM AND DREW BARRYMORE? WEIRD
daMooFather: HOWS IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT THE MAN YOU LOVE HAS ONE NUT DREW?
daMooFather: POOR TOM
Shadow9319: yeah i know
daMooFather: THEY SHOWED HIS INTESTINES
daMooFather: SCARY
Shadow9319: yea
daMooFather: THAT PISSES ME OFF. I WAS GONNA SEND YOU A JERKY BOYS MP3 CALLED YOU KICKED MY DOG
daMooFather: THEY CALL UP A GUY SOUNDING LIKE A GUY FROM INDIA AND SAY THAT HIS DAUGHTER KICKED HIS DOG
daMooFather: MUCH PROFANITY
daMooFather: FUNNY
Shadow9319: heh
daMooFather: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU
daMooFather: YOU'RE GONNA KILL US?
daMooFather: NO I'M JUST KIDDING
daMooFather: TELL YOUR DAD I'M GONNA F*** YOU. YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL
daMooFather: DON'T LIE
daMooFather: YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHERE I LIVE
daMooFather: YOU KICKED MY DOG
daMooFather: YOU GOTTA HEAR
daMooFather: IT
Shadow9319: LOL
daMooFather: I'LL TRY TO FIND IT ON THE WEB
daMooFather: COULDN'T FIND IT BUT CHECK THIS OUT http://wrybread.com/BadConnections/
daMooFather: DID YOU CHECK IT OUT YET?
daMooFather: FUNNY
Shadow9319: ROFLMAO
daMooFather: DID YOU CLICK THE BRAZILIAN RESTAURANTS ONE?
Shadow9319: yes!
daMooFather: FUNNY
daMooFather: CONFERENCE CALLING PEOPLE. GOOD IDEA
Shadow9319: Yeah
daMooFather: NEVER THOUGH OF THAT
daMooFather: I SHOULD TRY ONE DAY
Shadow9319: Yeah!
daMooFather: BURGER KING AND MCDONALDS
daMooFather: PIZZA HUT AND PAPA JOHNS
daMooFather: LOL
daMooFather: BOOKSAMILLION AND BARNES AND NOBLE
Shadow9319: ROFL
daMooFather: OR WAL-MART AND K-MART
daMooFather: LOL
daMooFather: STAPLES AND OFFICE MAX WOULD BE GOOD
Shadow9319: Or two strip bars
daMooFather: LOL
Shadow9319: no no no!
Shadow9319: TWO LIVE PHONE SEX
daMooFather: ROFL
Shadow9319: roflmao
daMooFather: MAO TOO
Shadow9319: UUUUUH MHHHHH IT FEELS SO ....WAIT A SECOND
daMooFather: TWO TIRE PLACES
Shadow9319: THIS ISNT A LESBIAN PHONE SEX!
Shadow9319: YEAH LOL
daMooFather: TIRED MECHANICS GET PISSED OFF EASILY
daMooFather: ECONO LODGE AND HOLIDAY INN
daMooFather: THE LA LAKERS AND INDIANA PACERS
Shadow9319: Ya lol!
daMooFather: MOM AND DAD
Shadow9319: Heh
Shadow9319: The south korean and North Korean leaders
daMooFather: LOL
Shadow9319: Or bill and monica
daMooFather: CLINTON AND HUSSEIN
Shadow9319: that'd turn into phone sex lol
daMooFather: LOL
Shadow9319: yeah
daMooFather: ISREALI PRIME MINISTER AND YASSIR ARAFAT
Shadow9319: Heh
daMooFather: MOM AND DAD STILL MY FAV
Shadow9319: Yeah!
Shadow9319: LOL
daMooFather: TWO PAWN SHOPS
daMooFather: THEY'D GET PISSED
daMooFather: TWO ESCORT SERVICES
Shadow9319: LOL
daMooFather: TWO PRISONS
daMooFather: (FELONY?)
daMooFather: ?
daMooFather: MAYBE
Shadow9319: LOL
Shadow9319: no no no!
Shadow9319: TWO REDNECKS
Shadow9319: OR A REDNECK AND A CITY PERSON
daMooFather: LOL!
daMooFather: TWO SCHOOLS
daMooFather: THEY'RE SO DUMB ANYWAYS
Shadow9319: yEAH LOL i still like the two phone sex
daMooFather: LOL
daMooFather: MCDONALDS AND BK STILL FUNNY
Shadow9319: LOL
Shadow9319: CVS and Eckard
daMooFather: MICROSOFT AND THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT
Shadow9319: ROFLMAO
daMooFather: CLINTON AND STARR
Shadow9319: I WAS ABOUT TO SAY BILL GATES AND BILL CLINTON
Shadow9319: YEAH LOL
daMooFather: RENO AND ELIAN
Shadow9319: RENO AND THAT LADY WHO STUDIED APES
daMooFather: LOL
daMooFather: A SEAL AND A RANGER
daMooFather: OR SF GUY
Shadow9319: YEAH
Shadow9319: GREEN BERETS HATE NAVY SEALS
daMooFather: POPE AFB AND FT BRAGG
Shadow9319: MY DAD SAID NAVY STEALS WERE THE DUMBEST PIECES OF SH*T IN THE WORLD
daMooFather: THEY ARE
daMooFather: ALOT OF EM
Shadow9319: lol
daMooFather: A TEACHER AT MY SCHOOL WAS A NAVY SEAL
Shadow9319: Heh
Shadow9319: I WAS WATCHING COPS
daMooFather: HE'S A MORON
daMooFather: UH HUH
Shadow9319: AND THEY WERE ARRESTING MEXICAN TRANSVESTITES
daMooFather: YOU TOLD ME LOL
Shadow9319: WHO WERE BEING HOOKERS TO GET INTO THE US OH LOL
daMooFather: ROFL
daMooFather: CALL ID SOFTWARE(QUAKE) AND EPIC MEGAGAMES(UNREAL TOURNAMENT)
Shadow9319: or MICROSOFT AND APPLE
daMooFather: WAS GONNA SAY THAT BUT THE FEDERAL GOV. CAME TO MIND
daMooFather: LOL
daMooFather: NRA AND MILLION MOM MARCH PEOPLE
daMooFather: ALCHOLICS ANONYMOUS AND MOTHERS AGAINST DRUNK DRIVING
Shadow9319: roflmao
Shadow9319: THE FDA AND MOMS AGAINST RIDALIN
daMooFather: LOL
daMooFather: BLOODS AND CRIPS
daMooFather: GANG WAR!
Shadow9319: YEA LOL
daMooFather: NASCAR AND INDY CAR RACING
daMooFather: THE STARWARS AND STAR TREK FANCLUBS
daMooFather: PLAYBOY MAGAZINE AND PENTHOUSE
Shadow9319: LOL
Shadow9319: NO NO NO
daMooFather: ?
Shadow9319: PAULA JONES AND MONICA LEWINSKY
Shadow9319: "BILL IS MY BITCH!"
daMooFather: LOL!
daMooFather: I'M GONNA SEND SOME OF THIS TO THE GUY THAT DID THIS
daMooFather: SOME OF THIS CONVERSATION
daMooFather: NAAAAAA
daMooFather: NM
Shadow9319: ROFLMAO IT WAS SOO FUNY. THESE KIDS MOVED IN NEXT TO A SHERIFFS DEPUTY, AND THEY WERE INT HE GARAGE SOMKIN POT, THEY CAME OUT AND ASKED THE DEPUTY IF HE WANTED A JOINT, GUESS WHERE THEY SPENT THE NIGHT
daMooFather: LOL
Shadow9319: IT WAS SOO FUNNY
Shadow9319: TO SEE THEM GO TO JAIL IN HIS CAR IN NOTHING BUT BRAS AND PANTIES
daMooFather: ROFL
daMooFather: CNN AND FOXNEWS
Shadow9319: LOL
Shadow9319: DOUGLAS MACARTHUR AND HARRY TRUMAN!
Shadow9319: LOL
daMooFather: UMMM, I THINK THEY ARE KINDA DEAD BUT FUNNY
Shadow9319: "SIR i WANT TO NUKE THEM"
'' FINE DO IT, JUST GIVE ME ALL THE WHORES AND KILL THIS B*TCH OF MINE"
"NO WAY!''
''YOUR FIRED!''
daMooFather: LOL
daMooFather: REGAL CINEMA AND GENERAL CINEMA
daMooFather: COMPETING MOVIE THEATERS
Shadow9319: LOL
daMooFather: GOTTA TRY SOME OF THIS
Shadow9319: REGIS AND TOM GREENE
'' I ONLY HAVE ONE BALL!''
''IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER''
daMooFather: LOL
daMooFather: TOM AND HIS PARENTS
Shadow9319: LOL
daMooFather: AOL AND EARTHLINK
Shadow9319: hMM
daMooFather: AOL AND ANOTHER AOL PERSON
Shadow9319: LOL
daMooFather: LOL
daMooFather: DOES THE GOPHER STILL LIVE NEAR YOU?
Shadow9319: OH YEAH THE GOPHER FATHER LOL
Shadow9319: HE MOVED AWAY
daMooFather: GO TO HIS HOUSE AND TRY IT
daMooFather: OH
Shadow9319: THE MOO HAS BEEN VICTORIUS
daMooFather: OF COURSE.
Shadow9319: LARRY FLYNT AND THE PEOPLE!
daMooFather: UHHH KINDA ILLEGAL, BUT 911 AND A HOSPITAL
daMooFather: LOL
Shadow9319: "I LIKE MY PORN"
"BUT MY SON MADE ALL THE WALLS STICKY"
Shadow9319: LOL!
daMooFather: LOL
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(From here, at 06/26/00 00:33:04 )
my friend and I came up with some suggestions:
daMooFather: OR WAL-MART AND K-MART
daMooFather: LOL
daMooFather: STAPLES AND OFFICE MAX WOULD BE GOOD
Shadow9319: Or two strip bars
daMooFather: LOL
Shadow9319: no no no!
Shadow9319: TWO LIVE PHONE SEX
daMooFather: ROFL
Shadow9319: roflmao
daMooFather: MAO TOO
Shadow9319: UUUUUH MHHHHH IT FEELS SO ....WAIT A SECOND
daMooFather: TWO TIRE PLACES
Shadow9319: THIS ISNT A LESBIAN PHONE SEX!
Shadow9319: YEAH LOL
daMooFather: TIRED MECHANICS GET PISSED OFF EASILY
daMooFather: ECONO LODGE AND HOLIDAY INN
daMooFather: THE LA LAKERS AND INDIANA PACERS
Shadow9319: Ya lol!
Shadow9319: Heh
daMooFather: MOM AND DAD
Shadow9319: The south korean and North Korean leaders
daMooFather: LOL
Shadow9319: Or bill and monica
daMooFather: CLINTON AND HUSSEIN
Shadow9319: that'd turn into phone sex lol
daMooFather: LOL
Shadow9319: yeah
daMooFather: ISREALI PRIME MINISTER AND YASSIR ARAFAT
Shadow9319: Heh
daMooFather: MOM AND DAD STILL MY FAV
Shadow9319: Yeah!
Shadow9319: LOL
daMooFather: TWO PAWN SHOPS
daMooFather: THEY'D GET PISSED
daMooFather: TWO ESCORT SERVICES
Shadow9319: LOL
daMooFather: TWO PRISONS
daMooFather: (FELONY?)
daMooFather: ?
daMooFather: MAYBE
Shadow9319: LOL
Shadow9319: no no no!
Shadow9319: TWO REDNECKS
Shadow9319: OR A REDNECK AND A CITY PERSON
daMooFather: LOL!
daMooFather: TWO SCHOOLS
daMooFather: THEY'RE SO DUMB ANYWAYS
Shadow9319: yEAH LOL i still like the two phone sex
daMooFather: LOL
daMooFather: MCDONALDS AND BK STILL FUNNY
Shadow9319: LOL
Shadow9319: CVS and Eckard
daMooFather: MICROSOFT AND THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT
Shadow9319: ROFLMAO
daMooFather: CLINTON AND STARR
Shadow9319: I WAS ABOUT TO SAY BILL GATES AND BILL CLINTON
Shadow9319: YEAH LOL
daMooFather: RENO AND ELIAN
Shadow9319: RENO AND THAT LADY WHO STUDIED APES
daMooFather: LOL
daMooFather: A SEAL AND A RANGER
daMooFather: OR SF GUY
Shadow9319: YEAH
Shadow9319: GREEN BERETS HATE NAVY SEALS
daMooFather: POPE AFB AND FT BRAGG
Shadow9319: MY DAD SAID NAVY STEALS WERE THE DUMBEST PIECES OF SH*T IN THE WORLD
daMooFather: THEY ARE
daMooFather: ALOT OF EM
Shadow9319: lol
daMooFather: A TEACHER AT MY SCHOOL WAS A NAVY SEAL
Shadow9319: Heh
Shadow9319: I WAS WATCHING COPS
daMooFather: HE'S A MORON
daMooFather: UH HUH
Shadow9319: AND THEY WERE ARRESTING MEXICAN TRANSVESTITES
daMooFather: YOU TOLD ME LOL
Shadow9319: WHO WERE BEING HOOKERS TO GET INTO THE US OH LOL
daMooFather: ROFL
daMooFather: CALL ID SOFTWARE(QUAKE) AND EPIC MEGAGAMES(UNREAL TOURNAMENT)
Shadow9319: or MICROSOFT AND APPLE
daMooFather: WAS GONNA SAY THAT BUT THE FEDERAL GOV. CAME TO MIND
daMooFather: LOL
daMooFather: NRA AND MILLION MOM MARCH PEOPLE
daMooFather: ALCHOLICS ANONYMOUS AND MOTHERS AGAINST DRUNK DRIVING
Shadow9319: roflmao
Shadow9319: THE FDA AND MOMS AGAINST RIDALIN
daMooFather: LOL
daMooFather: BLOODS AND CRIPS
daMooFather: GANG WAR!
Shadow9319: YEA LOL
daMooFather: NASCAR AND INDY CAR RACING
daMooFather: THE STARWARS AND STAR TREK FANCLUBS
daMooFather: PLAYBOY MAGAZINE AND PENTHOUSE
Shadow9319: LOL
Shadow9319: NO NO NO
daMooFather: ?
Shadow9319: PAULA JONES AND MONICA LEWINSKY
Shadow9319: "BILL IS MY BITCH!"
daMooFather: LOL!
daMooFather: I'M GONNA SEND SOME OF THIS TO THE GUY THAT DID THIS
daMooFather: SOME OF THIS CONVERSATION
daMooFather: NAAAAAA
daMooFather: NM
Shadow9319: ROFLMAO IT WAS SOO FUNY. THESE KIDS MOVED IN NEXT TO A SHERIFFS DEPUTY, AND THEY WERE INT HE GARAGE SOMKIN POT, THEY CAME OUT AND ASKED THE DEPUTY IF HE WANTED A JOINT, GUESS WHERE THEY SPENT THE NIGHT
daMooFather: LOL
Shadow9319: IT WAS SOO FUNNY
Shadow9319: TO SEE THEM GO TO JAIL IN HIS CAR IN NOTHING BUT BRAS AND PANTIES
daMooFather: ROFL
daMooFather: CNN AND FOXNEWS
Shadow9319: LOL
Shadow9319: DOUGLAS MACARTHUR AND HARRY TRUMAN!
Shadow9319: LOL
daMooFather: UMMM, I THINK THEY ARE KINDA DEAD BUT FUNNY
Shadow9319: "SIR i WANT TO NUKE THEM"
'' FINE DO IT, JUST GIVE ME ALL THE WHORES AND KILL THIS B*TCH OF MINE"
"NO WAY!''
''YOUR FIRED!''
daMooFather: LOL
daMooFather: REGAL CINEMA AND GENERAL CINEMA
daMooFather: COMPETING MOVIE THEATERS
Shadow9319: LOL
daMooFather: GOTTA TRY SOME OF THIS
Shadow9319: REGIS AND TOM GREENE
'' I ONLY HAVE ONE BALL!''
''IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER''
daMooFather: LOL
daMooFather: TOM AND HIS PARENTS
Shadow9319: LOL
daMooFather: AOL AND EARTHLINK
Shadow9319: hMM
daMooFather: AOL AND ANOTHER AOL PERSON
Shadow9319: LOL
daMooFather: LOL
daMooFather: DOES THE GOPHER STILL LIVE NEAR YOU?
Shadow9319: OH YEAH THE GOPHER FATHER LOL
Shadow9319: HE MOVED AWAY
daMooFather: GO TO HIS HOUSE AND TRY IT
daMooFather: OH
Shadow9319: THE MOO HAS BEEN VICTORIUS
daMooFather: OF COURSE.
Shadow9319: LARRY FLYNT AND THE PEOPLE!
daMooFather: UHHH KINDA ILLEGAL, BUT 911 AND A HOSPITAL
daMooFather: LOL
Shadow9319: "I LIKE MY PORN"
"BUT MY SON MADE ALL THE WALLS STICKY"
Shadow9319: LOL!
daMooFather: LOL
Shadow9319: OH LOL HERES A GOOD ONE
Shadow9319: JESUS AND SATAN
Shadow9319: SOMETHING OFF OF SOUTHPARK
daMooFather: ROFL
daMooFather: MAO
daMooFather: I REALLY DID
daMooFather: ROF
daMooFather: LMAO
daMooFather: MY KEYBOARD IS ON THE GROUND
daMooFather: CARPET
daMooFather: SO I AM LAYING DOWN
Shadow9319: LOL!
daMooFather: LOL
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(From here, at 06/26/00 01:01:42 )
hi there
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(From here, at 06/26/00 14:39:06 )
Dudeman,what an excellent, if painfully fozen, adventure. As the owner of an 83' west (watercooled hahaha) I'm looking to go on a major. I put an evinrude 550 propellor on the back and I'll be welding a mainsail shaft this weekend. The outrigger is on it's way from Munich. I plan to "...leave it all
behind, sail to Lahaina..." Will send photos. your (mis) adventure is inspirational. "Charge it" ....like we're all fuckin' millionaires. Some people need to take a hit , some people need to take a hit of fresh air. Oh yeah, with all them accessories, is there one for rocket launchers? All them Lovely
Rita Meter Maids out there could use some fraggin' PeaceOutt. jeremy.kron@quokka.com
..because the greatest risk...is not taking one!
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(From here, at 06/26/00 16:27:25 )
yea sir u suck
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