Dave? He's a festive jungle nymph.
  Crystallynn, by which I answer.

What kind of a page is this?
                 It's all misterious.

  how are you
What are you whering

If you cant fix it duck it!
     If you cant duck it fuck it!

why do some drive-thru ATMs
have Braille keys?

Warning: May be amusing to ingest beeper,
but could have harmful side effects

When you walk
through the bread,
keep your head held high,
and don't be afraid of the yeast!

create without asking,
destory what is ugly

live wide Prosper

         Great Page!!! Loved the cool photos. Thanks....

THERES A SPIDER ON YOUR      
SHOULDER!!!!!!

   If Beauty isnt everything.......
    then everything cant be beautiful.........
    hehe heh uhhhh yeah ok......

what up? have a stoney day!                     

If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than
    the increase in souls in Hell,
       then the temperature and pressure
          will drop until Hell
               freezes over.

nice site, the panoramas say it all, have some more turkey

GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE *** HELP ME, MR. WIZARD!!!!
GOBBLE GOBBLE
GOB.....

Ok fine, you don't think Radio Free Burning Man is
representing Burning Man like it should? Well fine! We don't need you.
We're doing allright by ourselves. Actually do you think you might be
able to lend us a couple of bucks? We really need it. You see there's
been a few problems, I don't want to get into it right now, but let's
just say that I think we're going to be in a convertable next year if
we don't fix the roof of that shack.
Actually, I was going to quit RFBM and come join up with you guys. Is
that alright? Loves and Kisses, John Hell

    i am about to listen to all your music........
my secretary just came in asked me what the beautiful japanese
     music is (referring to the Gametone stuff)

I heard you shaved your legs and wrecked 'em!        

                                                                 fly safe

how's your egg sandwich      
bring home some hot tomalies

Missed me Missed me now you gotta kiss me!

ask citizen about the masons.                            

Here is the goofy message you requested.
      What's the difference between
          roast beef and pea soup?
               Anyone can roast beef.

Bumper sticker from Tallahassee,FL 1969:                                    
"Geez if you love honkus!"                           

Hey mann, Payaso here with Mr. Mic Man, buzzing you through the
ether cuz it seems like a fun thing to do, being that we're inhabiting
the same temporal and spatial spot. A double hello from Williamsburg Brooklyn.

the sea witch is very sad...

                   I swear this is the last test

I am here
can you hear
it is me

fnord :)                                  

                               thank you for the bottle of silver paint.
          see you next year.

60:00 minutes and counting
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and so on and so forth

morning. hows your head?            
- guano                        

yo. fear is the mind killer. but in the end the love you get is equal
to the love you give. do the dew. we dont need no education.

Beep, beep, beep.....Message from CYBERBUSS     

Would you like wine with that cheese?                            

     Hey, My logs are up and running said the hallucinating lumberjack.

Hey Wry- I finally finished "Notes From The Road". Loved it.
                     Can't wait for the next one.

Am I still here? Or am I
     lost to
         the digital void,
              forever to wander
                 unheeded and unknown....

added 12-23-98:

  tell me you didn't write the quote from Marvin

Pretty kewl BM site ya got there,
I really like the panorama shots!
Terry - Richmond, VA.

(confused pause)....uh...is this thing working?
    Now not only do I have the pressure of
   saying something clever,
  I also get to worry about spelling it correctly.
--the silicon girl

                                     The dodecahedron has been deacquisitioned.

                  "DORK"

I'm  shivering  in Seattle.
I just saw you're Burning98.
I feel warmer now.
I hope 2 b there in 99.
Thanks for the loaner sunburn.

can't i click there? please?      
how do you get this to show up on your beeper??

"without deviation from the norm,progress is not possible"......FZ      

This is Van Glorious calling.
  Come and get me you lame sack of terd.
I have been sitting here for over a month.
The DPT is going to tow me away real soon,
  and the neighbors sneer at me.
What the hell after all we've been through together,
  your just gonna ditch me here?  LOSER  <Over>

                                             did you put a cookie on me?

Hey E-mail me at holly_harrod69@hotmail.com
                      and I might just spice up your day!!!!!!

Hey what's up I'm not going to be nasty like the others,
what are you wearing?
You're probably wearing something sexy.

you didn't get my message like                       
you said                    
you lyer                          
fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah,now i miss '61 international
   with the cartoon on the back door
     of two busses licking each other's differentials.
      Byumby mebbe so once again.

         Anahola!Rick in Hawai'i.

               Are you willing to drink the blood of sailors lost at sea from the breast of the mermaid?

Hey, Clown Caviar is soooooooooooo groovy.                                  

whats the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?                 
         beer nuts are about 2.50 and deer nuts under a buck!!!!!!!!!!!

                Stop it, you'll go BLIND!

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