Did ya ever notice that SPAM
          is like meat jello ????....Scott

i WANT EVIL CAVE BOY  REAL VIDEO NOW !!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT FUCK AROUND WITH ME\
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

report from N.H.: 14 degrees F this morning but
  now with a couple of hours of sun it is 29 degrees F.
time to get that artic tan

                                        Amen bro

get your ass out of bed! the loaf is getting stale.                      

I'm thinking exatly what you just said, and this looks like the perfect size vehicle. You really can't tell if it's a grocery getter, or home sweet home. I'm looking at a mid-size Winebago, more living comfort. How can I get my wife to give up the 35" tv? How long can you park on the side of the road before the battery goes dead? I'm working on some solar panel ideas too. Thanks, I need just a little more inspiration. How do you hook to the internet?....................Johnny

Just wanted to say hi!         
Schnoz91*@aol.com              

                fuck you asshole!

     beep

     beep

        what a great sound, eh?

frogs rarely want to be kissed...                          

                    PppppppLLllllllllAAAaaaaaaaaHhh

Far too often, man becomes so wise, he loses the ability to play the fool and all is lost.  The Happy Hobo is back from Baja

Der Glockenspiel mein Heimen Breiner?  Schtaun glorkin flagglerbumpsen floppsen.

Do me a favor.  Stick your pager up your ass!   I'll call back in 2 minutes....

This one's on me.   FEEL'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

               look at the man next to you, he's ugly

                    um, i don't get this at all.

call home immediately                             

Used to live at the Farm in south central Tennessee.   As you probably know, all of the original Farm hippies came from SF on a Caravan.   The woods at the Farm are full of the old relics.

                        Yo mama

Annoying people and making them look foolish is not humor. It's just juvenile.

                                   Your fly's undone.; )

so cool!  You must be evil incarnate!                                 

        Hey this is awesome stuff e-mail me at jello88*@hotmail.com

You are a fucking genius. Keep up the good work. Chaos shall prevail.

Shouldn't you do the phone lines thing to people you hate (instead of random fools)?

Honi soit qui mal y pense                               

Anyone lived in a pretty how town
With up so floating many bells down
Spring Summer Autumn Winter
He sang his didn't
He danced his did
-ee eprom cummings

"In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, people take prozac to make it normal." 

"Too bad stupidity isn't painful! Maybe then people would think before they act."

Oh dear God, what fun! I loved the "Jennifer meets Mateo" bit! Those two sound like a love connection waiting to happen! :)

strawberry perverts forever                 

go pet toma                                                        

funny, cool idea.  it's comparable to the early Candid Camera shows, great comedy, just my kind of humor.

                             Live and let live

Congrats on COOL SITE OF THE DAY!!                 

There's a bomb under the floor RIGHT NOW!

The First Statement is TRUE
The Second Statement is FALSE
heh heh.... I've CONfuSED YOU foR DAYs!!!

My condolences for all the bullshit people have probably sent you. Greetings from Australia.

    Great Site!
    Just discovered wrybread yesterday.
   eyes... so... tired
    I was with a documentary crew camped behind costco 
   Never really got a chance to visit cyberbus though. 
     Next year. john.paolozzi

Pablo? Pablo, honey? Come back to Florida Pablo, your family misses you.  Are you keeping your ass clean?

God is man is not,
man made beer,              
God made pot!                       

                                            Sexis evil evil is sin,sin is forgiven ,so let's begin!!!!!!!!!!

you suck this crap sucks.  try to get funny for a change

dork                  

                  hi, how are you

hello there            

                i want some more paint for my mommy

you write good -
taint all fraternity klan -
me wan go boining man nes year may be cuza yo site - tanks naybuh

I came here to kick some ass and chew some bubble gum............and I am all out of bubble gum-                        

Rowdy Roddy Piper (They Live)

il fait beuo il fait chaud j´aime paris                           

on the road again and aint it great again

M's the best.
Great discovery!

computers here in france realy suck.                        
have the loan sharks broken in yet?                

your french grammer may be better than mine but i'm in paris and your not.

EXPRESSO RULES                               

was looking for bus conversion info and spent
the last 2 hours here??? time well wasted. thanks idt***e@cadvision.com

dig it!!!!!!

                      people here dress better than you

where do u go when u cant go home and u cant go on?                         

the message of the day from paris is once again,      EXPRESSO RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey freaks...got in over cyberbuss.com took the test and got a 7 ... saw a documentation about you guys in the movies in germany ... good vibes

       If your cat has kittens in the oven, do you call them biscuits????

@@@@

       Funny Funny Funny.  You just crack me up.

                          Funky fresh!  I wish that there was some way that i could be playing basketball in the rain and not get wet...now wouldn't that be great?!? 

wake up and smell the piss                                

cool shit!
-t
to***@spunkyproductions.com

wait... listen...
it will come to you
but you will not know it
hurry...
silence...........................................

Don't get down on the Paranoid android, I had Ford Prefect's love child.                            

where is the wierd stuff?                                

This is the devil on your left shoulder.  GO FOR IT!!!                    

Oh yes.  Oh, god yes.   That's it.  Unh.  Mmmm.  Grrrr.  Uh, yes.  Work it.   Whodaddyhumdingerwhoa!  Cigarette?

           It's too bad I don't have audio on my computer at work.

 

if this really shows up on your beeper. call me at
315-393-3**9 or send a letter to p.o. box 3*3 ogdensburg new york, 13669. if you call, call at 500. you have a cool site though.

me again with the telephonwe and address.  i dont think you really got the message

Beefcake!  Beefcake!                
Oh yeah.  http//www.geekpad.com           

kinda the same thing over & over

Funny but boring after a while

                       i am pissing in my pants listening to this!!

This is fucking hilarious. Please. More!!!
Tim UK

LOW CELL

Pretty funny, good job.                      

              i'll kill you and that bitch, what's her name?
you know, the one with the tits!

                                       1999 = untold fortunes

I'm gonna check out yer cd!
Are you at the Cow?

Too funny.... I think something like this had happened to me before.. I'm laughing my ass off as I'm listening to the sample.

This is Kick Ass funny stuff guys, or girls, what ever the case may be... I'll put a link up on my site for sure. here's my page have a look. www.qtm.net/~thjv1

        why do americans abroad so often become ugly americans?

Hey Bud cool site                

laughing hysterically...you should call me!kiss kiss                   

El burro es en la casa.

                chickenpot,chickenpot,chickenpotpie!

VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY FUNNY HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AH AH AH AH HA HA HAHA H HAHAH HAHAHAHHAHH H HAHAHAHAH H H HH HAHAHAH HAHH HHAHAHH H AHHAHA

Hello?
Hello?
Hi?
Ummm...
I didn't call this beeper....
Did you?
Ummm...
Beeper signals must be crossed or something... Hello?... Um... Okay... bye then....

i think i need to get a beeper                             

                     cheesee

you suck big green donkey dick

You guys are funny as shit...but I have no job and no ten dollars

                   Momma always said "life is like a role of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get the faster it goes."

Cats on a tin roof, dogs in a pile, nothing left to do but smile smile smile...

                        shit dipper

ekoms epod                        

hey yo wolfpac is finally bowdy bowdy and rowdy rowdy                   

                cool but you should be more inventive

Hey great jokes, i wish i would of thought of it
Vernon, LaSalle Texas                 

          Hi There!  From Ben in Santa Monica, Calif.

                                      what the fuck?

Man. this is incredibly lame.  Is anyone buying it?                     

I think the Jerky Boys are terrific. I often let my              friend listen to there albums. It's one good way to entertain my friends who come over to my house.

Apples actual tech support calls were unbelieveable!!! N.S Canada            

                      I like cheese.

This is hilarious stuff....keep it up.
We need more access for free!!! 

FUNNY!!!!!!                            

Hello? Hello? Can I help you?

I listened to the first 16 minutes of the CD and thought it was absolutely hilarious! I'll have to try that sometime. How did you conference the calls together? Could I do it with my phone and a cell phone? Please write my e-mail address jare***@email.com.

  thanks

  jared

                                Sorry. I could not get your sound bytes. Have no E mail so I could not download realaudio

Sounds like the story of my life. [ha]                   
Paul             
Boisem Idaho                

wake up  its time to go to work

                             quit your job

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