Beeper
Messages
9/15/99 - 12/15/99
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Technogeek. where'd you hide the secret space?
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(Message,
at 09/16/99 04:55:56 )
dear santa,
next burning man, gove wants to be on the radio
gove@earthling.net
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(From here,
at 09/16/99 14:24:51 )
suck my cock
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(From here,
at 09/16/99 14:34:40 )
Whatever you do, don't click here.
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(From here,
at 09/16/99 16:44:34 )
hello?
is it sunny outside? i don't have a window.
i hope its sunny and that you're out there in it.
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(From here,
at 09/16/99 17:07:58 )
you probably already know this: if you go to www.apbnews.com/scanner/san_francisco.html
you can listen to live police scanners???!! unfortunately as I told you
before I can't hear anything from my crappy computer......oh well. happy
mexican independence by the way to every one out there.....I'm gonna go
to Chava's for some tasty treats now.
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(Message,
at 09/16/99 18:15:53 )
Maybe a sibling event could be made of a mass Jesus march. "Christs against
Capitalistmas" We'd probably be crucified.
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(From here,
at 09/17/99 02:00:15 )
yes indeedy
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(From here,
at 09/17/99 16:07:42 )
ok.....slap mah fro????? the whole translation aspect of the screedilizer
is FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!
indeed I laughed so hard I nearly peeed.
thankyou mr.wrybread.
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(From here, at 09/18/99
02:44:34 )
go 2 bed u fool
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(From here,
at 09/18/99 19:32:05 )
You can't nail Jell-O to a tree.
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(From here,
at 09/18/99 23:10:35 )
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
I love Crack Rock.
Crack Rock kicks ass.
Thank you.
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(From here,
at 09/19/99 13:24:59 )
redhorse loves you (really)
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(From here,
at 09/19/99 19:28:23 )
Boy S. thinks this is a really cool looking website...
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(From here,
at 09/19/99 19:29:14 )
Boy S. SEES the magnificent work of the beeper box and is impressed.
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(From here,
at 09/19/99 19:29:50 )
Boy S. is obsessing over the direction, "Click me really hard."
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(From here,
at 09/19/99 19:30:38 )
Boy S. seeks Boy S. or any other boy between A and Z.
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(From here,
at 09/19/99 19:34:06 )
Boy S. said, "I have just corrupted this website into a homosexual pick
up ho bar," and I responded, "He should be so lucky! Do you audience numbers
on that?"
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(From here,
at 09/19/99 19:34:40 )
Yeah. And by the way, click me REALLY hard, babee....
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[UGH,
MASSIVE FILE MELTDOWN, ABOUT A MONTH'S WORTH OF MESSAGES LOST TO THE VOID,
OH WELL]
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(From here,
at 10/08/99 05:39:56 )
the backstreet boys are gay.
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(From here,
at 10/08/99 15:55:16 )
ugh
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(From here,
at 10/09/99 12:45:36 )
hello gooey here...i live in Tulsa and i am a friend of Greg Rose Crimson's
son...i am having a site launch party for E.W. Redmond "the kite Gypsy
of Tulsa" current record holder...blah blah..tell you later...but i was
interested in possibly having your van to come and party with us in Tulsa
and celebrate E.W.'s success!!!!!! you may contact me ...
gooey@cherrymagic.com and visit our web site as well cherrymagic.com
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(From here,
at 10/09/99 15:00:02 )
but what if it were me?
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(From here, at
10/09/99 17:00:58 )
every time you use hairspray,
An angel gets eaten.
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(Message,
at 10/09/99 18:13:27 )
what is going on here?
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(From here,
at 10/10/99 16:30:16 )
All the best, I've got a Q, how do you guys finance your, trips and equipment?
From calgary. Contactchad@hotmail.com
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(From here,
at 10/12/99 15:23:59 )
Be Kind
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(From here,
at 10/12/99 15:26:17 )
when the going gets tough the tough do drugs
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(From here,
at 10/12/99 15:34:39 )
>>>>sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh<<<<<<<<
how can i possibly be bored in this huge wide world?
oh thats right
ITS CUZ I HAVE TO PAY SO MUCH GODAMMED RENT!!
(the unspoken has acquired meaning..it is not a logic lapse but rather
laziness: i am bored because i am at work because i hate my job but i
can't quit and i can't quit because i live in San Francisco and lack stock
options in some sort of internet start up busy duping a venture capitalist
somewhere in silicon valley and this leads to an inflated real estate
market fueled by ....oh enough already. i just need a cocktail.)
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(From here,
at 10/12/99 15:50:12 )
Miss J. has won a tshirt for recognizing my unique run on message style...congratulations
miss j and please continue to monitor wrybread.com for any future subversive
messages from anti-corporate hordes. your children will praise yer name
(that included ava, jesus, texas, sprocket, jack, AND little billi joe
ladelle the second.)
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(From here,
at 10/12/99 16:04:59 )
Use your turn signal!
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(From here,
at 10/12/99 16:06:49 )
Be careful of filming crackheads--they might think you are a narc, and
do bad things to you.
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(Message,
at 10/12/99 19:14:06 )
S is for Satanism
A for Agony,
N for Nihilation
and
T for Tyrany
...and last of all...
A for Anarchy!
Whats that spell?
Santa!
Whats that spell?
SANTA!
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(From here,
at 10/12/99 21:49:06 )
Burning Man! Everywhere I go, it's BM this and BM that and it drives me
loopy if only because I can never actually go to the thing.
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(From here,
at 10/13/99 03:26:25 )
WryBread-We are watching you sleep...We have bugged your home and we are
using your computer to watch over you as you build the Kung Fu Grip and
Dirty White Cracker web site. Next time you sleep we will shock you...Get
back to work or we come for your children!
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(From here,
at 10/13/99 11:35:40 )
the kung fu grip never respond to messages.
I KILL THEM!!
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(From here,
at 10/14/99 15:46:20 )
sometimes i just freak out and i apologize....but i find it easier to
apologize to incorporeal heads....so just stand still for a moment....
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(From here,
at 10/14/99 15:50:54 )
dammit! i said stand still! i'm trying to get you in my goddamned sights!!
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(From here,
at 10/14/99 15:53:09 )
actually, maybe if you just bobbed up and down it would be a little more
of a challenge and give me better practice when i take out those crackheads
under my window. downstairs
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(From here,
at 10/14/99 21:13:45 )
I would like to be able to really show my enjoyment of your site... but
the surveillance cameras prevent me from completely expressing myself.
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(From here,
at 10/14/99 21:31:59 )
Ethan sez yo!
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(From here,
at 10/15/99 03:54:27 )
Okay, I'm still not sure what "Burning man" was, but you all seemed to
have a good time, judging by the photos and commentary. . . and to think,
I was just searching for airbrush face painting supplies and wound up
at your website. Well, I hope your "Burning Man '99" was as much fun as
the photos from '98. Oh yeah, the Panorama shots worked, and were cool!
Best regards. "The Balloon Dude".
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(From here,
at 10/15/99 08:13:37 )
I move quickly so
No camera sees my smoke
Exhale, all is gone
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(From here,
at 10/15/99 10:46:24 )
nice beeper you got there.
http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/kox.html
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(From here,
at 10/15/99 11:45:09 )
hey, i can't send mail thru wrybread - whaddup? m.
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(From here,
at 10/17/99 11:30:15 )
Yo Im trying to get high down here so turn that fucking web cam off me!!
Werd
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(From here,
at 10/17/99 16:27:20 )
hifiart.com SUPPORT IT!
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(From here,
at 10/17/99 16:59:02 )
You're never too old to play with toys, You get old when you stop playing
with them.
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(Message,
at 10/18/99 15:51:50 )
I'm finding you can't just park anywhere, even if it a leagal place to
park. It's more difficult when your vehicle is much larger than this one.
I'm looking for friendly strangers and comunal habitats. I'm not on the
road yet, but almost homeless. Johnny / NJ
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(From here,
at 10/18/99 17:26:56 )
I have been here about an hour or more reading email from the road. We
did the US 40/50 route in 85 in a 67 Volvo and a dome tent. WE are stepping
up from a 79 Westy to a 74 self contained 24footer. I hope we meet some
time. We are almost ready to be permenant travelers/ east coast style.
I'd love to pick your brain. By the way, I got to pg34. I'll be back.....Johnny
DelRey/NJ
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(From here,
at 10/19/99 00:07:43 )
I hate the abyss
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(From here,
at 10/19/99 10:25:19 )
hey wry, the dirtygoddess is back on the scene...a note from NYC keep
in touch.
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(From here,
at 10/19/99 11:13:35 )
Hugh-man, Leslee Savvy here, I'm having problems with completing this
project. I now need a digital camera (stills). I've contacted Sam but
he's not in today. Are you available to take a shot or two. Please call
me or email me right back 665-0397 sosavvy@earthlink.net if you are available
today! The dinner reservation still stands. Hope to hear from you real
soon! Les
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(From here,
at 10/19/99 15:07:36 )
>>sigh<<
>>wry<<
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(Message,
at 10/19/99 16:17:50 )
my favorite part: the commey fashust basterds keep out.
reminds me of my good ol grandad
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(Message,
at 10/19/99 20:57:47 )
Greetings
I have a 'wry' type vehicle, its a 1965 Chevy bus, forty eight
passenger Carpenter Coach. It has a 500 cid Cadillac V8. I'd be
interested in taking on Iron Horse in a race.... But seriously, I'd
like to have my bus featured on your page. My wife and I full-time
live in it and its great. Its self contained enough to park in an RV
park so thats what we usually do. Anyway, I converted it myself and
in so doing learned and continue to learn alot about RV conversion and
living in/with a wry vehicle. Well thanks for your consideration.
Tron Man!!!
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(From here,
at 10/20/99 14:20:18 )
help! my hovercraft is full of eels!
xoxo,
meatloafsandwich@aol.com
ps. haha
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(From here,
at 10/20/99 16:46:14 )
it's getting to be that time of year again
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(From here,
at 10/21/99 15:09:11 )
te gustan los gatos? los gatos gordos?
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(Message,
at 10/22/99 23:02:14 )
you forgot the most popular roadsigns in the country: the ones for Weed,
CA
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(From here,
at 10/24/99 10:27:59 )
i knead some wry bread
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(Message,
at 10/24/99 19:54:43 )
Nice work. Thanks for doing your part to keep alive the original spirit
of this country- freedom. Houselessness is not a crime!
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(From here,
at 10/25/99 11:20:15 )
This site is such a great site. Damn I wish it had cartoons tho! Just
settling in for my lunch break and I could just zap in and check out the
daily saga of Dempsey and everybody... well. I'll just have to go to ebay
and buy something instead. :)
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(From here, at
10/25/99 19:45:23 )
beep beep.. or OM OM.. Tome for Sat Sang / Sit Sing ? are we having withfrawal
symptoms yet Alec ? X MUSE
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(From here,
at 10/26/99 15:23:35 )
Queen Elizabeth I
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(From here,
at 10/26/99 16:29:01 )
Hey man,
I lost my buddy'e email address from Kung Foo Grip. Tell Gus to email
jesse "jester" at j_runy@hotmail.com
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(From here,
at 10/26/99 21:34:26 )
hi there.
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(From here,
at 10/26/99 23:52:00 )
Calibrate the system
Set the dial to 'chicken'
Step into the chamber
Prepare for transformation
-Baron Vas Deferens
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(From here,
at 10/27/99 11:45:13 )
djalma kreasi baru jeff 212 866 6217
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(From here,
at 10/27/99 11:47:59 )
we too convert junk sonically jeff 212 866 6217 need saron and unortho
bonang drum help 212 866 6217
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(From here,
at 10/27/99 13:29:02 )
I'm really cute, but apparently a total psychopath. damn. but my future
career as tabloid headline is secure.m
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(From here,
at 10/27/99 14:13:56 )
Wrybread:
Emergency bass recording at your place tonight before the Land of the
Lost sojourn?
-Susan "armed with my four trak" Helfter
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(From here,
at 10/27/99 19:01:08 )
So somebody told me to download some program off the web that I could
use to put the cartoons all in a row. I thought I was really smart when
I managed to locate it and then for three hours the light glowed blue
from the next room while the computer ingested in and then in the morning
all of the writing on my screen was very small and the beeper message
archive went sideways on forever off the edge of the screen. What have
I done? What have I done? Needless to say, I have obtained nothing that
enables me to put the cartoons in a little row.
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(From here,
at 10/28/99 01:42:44 )
It's my birthday!!! Well it was yesterday (10/27). I feel really old,
and I bitched out and cried for a hour strait because I'm 28 now. I FEEL
OLD!!! I'm over it now. 28's great!!!
Holla' if you hear me.
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(From here,
at 10/28/99 01:45:59 )
Why don't witches wear underware? Because they can get a better grip with
out them. LOL
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(From here,
at 10/28/99 13:28:55 )
de mo' confusion de bettah...when folks git confused one of two things
might happen: dey could start killin' one a'nudder or they could loose
reliance on the system causin' de confusion...mo' is bettah
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(From here,
at 10/28/99 19:01:10 )
im lookin at your add here for the womanizer
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(From here,
at 10/29/99 17:16:07 )
Wow! This is so cool I'm sitting here listening to Madame Butterfly and
your two guides are dancing to the music in perfect rhythm. And I haven't
used any mind altering substance in many moons! (Go figure!) Love your
site...thanks to the burningman...see you there in 2000 Therese
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(Message,
at 10/30/99 06:25:02 )
It's Santarific! It's Santastic! It's Santacular!
It's Santacalafragilisticexpalidous!
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(Message,
at 10/30/99 20:07:43 )
I envy all you neo -neopolitan tripsters living on the fringe blending
60's idealism with 90's technology. I too would like to straddle those
worlds and document it. It's good I feel that way because I too might
be living on the road fulfilling my journalistic desires, though with
a different audience in mind. Maybe at a BM Festival I'll get the opportunity
to enlighten others of your goals whatever they may be. I'm only on page
one of your Baja trip and haven't yet formed an opinion of what you hope
to accomplish. I desperately need sound advice on starting and maintaining
a web site similar to yours. Any and all help would be much appreciated.
I can be reached atbergb@vcss.k12.ca.us.for the next couple of months.
Specify that the message is for Robert Jeffris. After that my home base
will be the campground at Lake Casitas until I can get my act togethar
and take it on the road. Good luck.
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(Message,
at 11/01/99 16:42:43 )
Hey bros-
We are planning a santa night o' mayhem and destruction in Denver, Colorado.
Should I email you the dates?
Paul Z
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(From here,
at 11/02/99 12:48:52 )
Hey You Man! HAHA !!! Got all the stuff I need to get this gig done. Are
you ready? Maybe Wednesday or Thursday? 665-0397 Leslee
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(From here,
at 11/02/99 13:01:49 )
This is REALLY funny. Keep up the good work.
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(Message,
at 11/02/99 17:28:27 )
quit fucking with me wrybread......i keep coming back to this goddamned
colorado mountain village down town steamboat springs sign and I am STILL
UNABLE TO DETECT THE SPELLING ERROR!! are you fucking with me? or are
you just super picky and feel that down town should be one word, not two??
How do you know it's not a town called Down? Or a town of mentally challenged
folks?
arrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!
yer fucking with me, I can tell!
and as soon as I find that goddamned transmitter I'm cutting it out!!
(that last part was just to lend to the psychotic paranoia of this particular
participating paragraph. didn't mean to scare you. it's ok. everything
is fine.)
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(Message,
at 11/02/99 17:35:31 )
I want that t-shirt. I want that t-shirt.
all i got was a memphis bop club tshirt and a satyrs yer memphis hometown
band t shirt...oh yeah and a big ol crush on the drummer for the satyrs
and I can't remember her name...but she played drums with a big shiteating
grin on her face and she played so hard her hands were dripping all this
blood at the mermaid lounge in new orleans at gavin and when Shoe Fag
said she was a good drummer she apparently didn't hear him correctly and
handed him the bloody tissue she had used to tend her wounds and then
she smiled said thanks and walked away.... I was glad she walked to my
table and I was glad when she threw the drumstick at me and I was partiularly
glad when it hit industry boy with the stupid wrap around yellow sunglasses
probably from new york and probably working for maverick right in the
head. i can't remember her name, alas. she's a kick.
if you ever have to go to memphis (and I don't recommend it) go to the
MapRoom downtown and ask who the girl drummer for the satyrs is. then
you can stalk her for me.
the end.
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(Message,
at 11/02/99 17:42:21 )
dont live here dont surf here is so fucking LA.
(but did i just demonstrate the exact same attitude? maybe I should think
about that. maybe it deserves pondering...or maybe i should get my ass
out of this goddmaned office and let all the fucking idiots go to voice
mail and truck on down to bryant for the dia delosmuertos procession...unfortunately
i have candles to light this year)
-fin
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(Message,
at 11/02/99 17:44:48 )
does wrybread still not know what dont live here dont surf here means?
i'm thinking this part was put up some time ago.......and now yer probably
all mr bliss om on the ocean....cuz yer site vibrates with that oceanic
hummm...ok ok ok i'm going already. ( i just like it when it says click
here really hard)
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(From here,
at 11/02/99 17:48:45 )
maybe i should lay off the coffee after 10am. from now on, shorter sentences.
very. short. sentences.
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(From here,
at 11/02/99 18:05:13 )
whatever...
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(From here,
at 11/02/99 19:38:33 )
how about the butterfingers after 9 PM? now my eyes are all scrunched
closed and I could barely see on the subway. it's almost over now. it's
going bit by bit. what is it about drummers? why are they so charismatic?
they're just hitting something with or without a stick
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(From here,
at 11/03/99 06:28:45 )
Just love the crack dance
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(From here,
at 11/03/99 06:57:30 )
Hey, your website is featured in The Miami Herald!!!
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(From here,
at 11/03/99 11:07:06 )
I'm here because
of the Miami Herald
article too!!
Thanks!!
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(From here,
at 11/03/99 11:10:52 )
this is the miami tip here your smart kid keep it up peace.
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(From here,
at 11/03/99 19:19:21 )
Hey, you need to change your RealAudio format to something else. They've
just gotten busted for literally spying on people who have it installed
on their harddrives. I deleted it off of mine.. so I can't hear your funny
stuff -- sorry
-A Programmer
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(From here,
at 11/03/99 20:36:03 )
re: charismatic charm of drummers:
i think with the satyrs drummer its cuz she's a chick ( I can say chick
cuz i am a chick so y'all just chill) and she has this huge amazing energy....
amply demonstrated by her bleeding hands and her vivacious throwing of
the drum stick during the show at an audience member...hey lady if you
should ever wander into a computer and wander into this site I hope you
see this: I know you know who I am.
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(From here,
at 11/03/99 23:20:35 )
mommaz don't let there babies grow up to be androids
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(From here,
at 11/04/99 03:17:38 )
ehehehehehehe! :)
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(Message,
at 11/04/99 06:53:44 )
good morning
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(From here,
at 11/04/99 08:53:09 )
re: charismatic charm of drummers: girl drummers, boy drummers, it's all
the same! they're DRUMMING... I know a drummer. He lives in North Carolina.
He's the most mild tempered guy. But put him with a drum and he's possessed.
Is he the drummer or the other guy? Constant question lends tension to
any given situation whether you are driving around in the dark unable
to locate a movie theater or throwing a drumstick across a crowded room...
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(From here,
at 11/04/99 08:58:22 )
and then there's wrybread, of course...
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(From here,
at 11/04/99 08:58:56 )
I think in life pretty much you have your drummers and then you have your
bean pod shakers.
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(From here,
at 11/04/99 08:59:36 )
Your drummers have a pure connection to their id -- I think.
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(From here,
at 11/04/99 09:03:30 )
Wait. I have to look that up. Although I still remember what "sentient"
means.
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(From here,
at 11/04/99 13:16:53 )
Huh, where is wrybread? Is it like him not to reply to e-mails with questions.
Or is it that he hasn't got the time to work on this project now. sosavvy@earthlink.net
665-0397 Leslee
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(From here,
at 11/04/99 13:21:38 )
i like chick drummers, especially when they're in indie garage punkish
bands....cuz they get to drum all mean and aggressively...like chick guitarists...the
un-folky kind, the kind that play electric guitars....hmmmmmm....i wish
i could remember that satyr girl's name.....dammit little drummer girl!!
lookit how I obsess for two whole days!!???...maybe they're right.
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(From here,
at 11/04/99 14:24:29 )
WryBread
Do you have any pictures of Brooke? I Knead them for the Cracker Cd Cover.
Please email them to me if you do. Chad
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(From here, at
11/04/99 14:42:44 )
You are getting mad props from News Papers...you've got a Phat Site...Tight
Beeper thing too...Really Wicked...
*Masturbation is the best!!!*
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(From here,
at 11/04/99 15:00:23 )
more charming, you never were.
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(Message,
at 11/04/99 15:25:24 )
i'm waiting for that time when the phone rings here at this fucking corporate
hell and there's not a fucking IDIOTon the other end. oh sweet glorious
wrybread, when will that day come????
can i shoot myself in the mouth now? not again!!! dear god not one more
Idiot!!!
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(From here,
at 11/04/99 17:35:13 )
eat more possum.
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(Message,
at 11/04/99 22:12:34 )
Nice
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(From here,
at 11/05/99 01:05:57 )
I have always considered myself to be a man of many words. AND I would
say more now at this point- but I have to make a movement...
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(From here,
at 11/05/99 07:21:59 )
You Crack me up!
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(From here,
at 11/05/99 08:04:13 )
drive north for 4 hours, a family of moose just passed through my back
yard as I watch crackheads in stone canyons on the internet.
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(From here, at
11/05/99 08:07:37 )
thanks for the slice of wry!
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(From here,
at 11/05/99 22:17:10 )
on the subject of idiot callers: if an idiot caller happens to call my
office, I stay on the line and remain absolutely silent. This drives them
crazy.
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(From here,
at 11/06/99 12:59:30 )
this is crazzzzzzzzzzzy
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(From here,
at 11/06/99 16:48:19 )
i farted in the computer lab and the stinky kid with dredlocks shot me
a nasty glance. i hate sport pants they swish swish swish
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(From here, at
11/06/99 16:58:23 )
because you let me beep your beeper i love you twice as much as i did
when i never heard of your site b4.
please break the ice, i'm a broken hammer, you can't handle me.
-cupyd
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(Message,
at 11/06/99 17:02:37 )
i have an ulcer in my cornea, i've been to the doctor for the last three
days, i have to put drops and ointment in my eye, it makes it sting. my
eye is extremely light-sensitive. ow
-cupyd
ps it'll all go away so don't worry about me
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(Message,
at 11/06/99 17:04:46 )
if you ever take a cosmic bus to reality, stop right by the exit, i try
to hang out there as often as possible, maybe i could thumb a ride?
-cupyd (i'll leave you alone now, great site I'LL BE BACK!)
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(From here,
at 11/06/99 20:13:47 )
BEEP BEEP you dumb bastard
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(From here,
at 11/07/99 18:44:26 )
Save the gasoline for the flames that matter--Attaboy
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(From here,
at 11/07/99 21:25:32 )
we love pumpernickel
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(From here,
at 11/08/99 17:20:01 )
Can you remove the seeds? I hate when they get under my dentures!
-------
(From here,
at 11/08/99 17:55:20 )
look email/problems solved/methods/refined/cousin
-------
(From here,
at 11/08/99 22:49:36 )
g
oood morning from upp north
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(From here,
at 11/09/99 12:04:34 )
ahh the bliss of tempdom:
the ability to say fuck off with few consequences. the opportunity to define
refocus or continue to stay focused on a dream/passion/destiny without a
stupid office job getting in the way.
>>>>sigh in a good way<<<<<
anybody wanna go to vegas?
I've never been there and it frightens me. I want to face my fears.
we can eat at all night buffets for 1.99 and smoke cigarettes and play craps.
yeah. I want to go to Vegas and play craps. I want to go to vegas and fall
into an existensial nightmare as I attrempt to deconstruct the deconstructed
pomo fin de siecle apocalyptic blah blah blah.
-------
(From here,
at 11/09/99 16:13:29 )
WomaN, you sTole my heArt and my caT.
-------
(Message,
at 11/09/99 23:07:19 )
oooo aaaa
-------
(From here,
at 11/10/99 08:41:03 )
I found your book to be facinating. I too have been on the rainbow gathering
and other "hippie sceans". Although I dont agree with everything that you
wrote it seems to me that gave the good with the bad. I only wish you put
more of the good in...by your poem..you were left happy. I Would love to
be able to discuss more about you adventure. If you could Email me or telephone
me (you can call collect) that would be great. I am doing research on the
Merry Prankster with hopes of writting a screenplay and I have a feeling
you could offer some insight. My email adress is wild132chi@aol.com or you
can call me at (740) 869-3405 daytime hours are best. I hope to hear from
you. Thanks Robbin Phillips.
-------
(From here,
at 11/10/99 12:16:48 )
i am your slave. you are the most important thing in my existence. i exist
only to serve you with joy enthusiasm and efficiency. you deserve to be
catered to because...because...because.... wait a second here! are you trying
to tell me that you get paid over 100 times my salary and therefore you
are unable to press send on yer email and I need to do it for you? interesting.
-------
(From here,
at 11/10/99 12:19:50 )
doctors are the biggest asses i've ever had to meet.
People! free yourself from their condescending tyranny!
arm yerselves with neosporin aloe vera crazy glue and duct tape!
that is all you need for almost any ailment!
-------
(Message,
at 11/10/99 13:18:06 )
Hey! We've been "Santa-hopping" (as we call it) in Chicago for more than
a DOZEN years. Perhaps we're the founders of Santanarchy? Our group size
has ranged from approximately 10 to 85 Santas over the years (once you've
filled two large buses full of Santas, things really get out of control!)
We start out around 7 P.M. by giving candy to kids in downtown Chicago (Daley
Plaza near the big XMAS tree), and end up drinking and dancing the night
away on Rush Street. I've moved to Ft. Lauderdale, and would love to start
a group here. It would be nice to enjoy Santanarchy in the sunshine, rather
than returning to blizzardy Chicago each December. Have you heard from any
Santa wannabees in South FL? Email reply to Stellashen@aol.com HO!
-------
(From here,
at 11/10/99 14:14:29 )
beep?
-------
(From here,
at 11/10/99 16:05:52 )
no one wants to hear what you
dreamt about
unless you
dreamt about
them
don't let that stop you.
tell them anyway.
and you can make it up as you go.
-------
(Message,
at 11/10/99 18:03:06 )
Jesus Fucking Christ man... this is scarey...
these are hte kinds of this I do on a daily
basis... annoying and bothering people in
the most annoying possible fashions, but in
strange and unusual ways is my LIFE! You should see all the crazy shit
I've got planned for the apocalypse. It's
gonna be a hoot. Wanna come to Southern
Ontario and cause a big ruckus sometime?
Piss_bottle_man@hotmail.com
-------
(From here,
at 11/10/99 22:03:59 )
this is an awesome site man...just watch one of'em find your site!
-------
(From here,
at 11/11/99 05:39:57 )
look up!
-------
(From here,
at 11/11/99 08:10:35 )
The truth is in HERE!
-------
(Message,
at 11/11/99 10:17:35 )
You knead help!
-------
(Message,
at 11/11/99 10:17:48 )
You knead help!
-------
(Message,
at 11/11/99 10:18:12 )
You are a dough head!
-------
(From here,
at 11/11/99 10:41:31 )
Cool Site !!!!
-------
(From here,
at 11/11/99 10:57:47 )
It'll be easier in the morning, it'll be easier in the day...we got a light
to lead the way.
-------
(Message,
at 11/11/99 13:29:17 )
Dear Santa,
Can I have what I really want for Christmas?
Please? If you are real, you will give it to me!!!
M. in 'Bama
-------
(From here,
at 11/11/99 15:40:24 )
smell my finger
-------
(From here,
at 11/11/99 15:45:14 )
i love you i want to be with you forever :)
-------
(From here,
at 11/11/99 16:28:37 )
nice site. go wrybread go
-------
(From here,
at 11/11/99 16:45:43 )
cool freek page
like my mama
said was cool
-------
(From here,
at 11/11/99 16:53:57 )
love the site
-------
(From here,
at 11/11/99 16:56:08 )
they know where you are.
-------
(From here,
at 11/11/99 17:08:04 )
so i had never seen yer saga in the snow....it makes me wistful.
-------
(From here,
at 11/11/99 17:34:47 )
that's all folks!
-------
(From here,
at 11/11/99 18:43:57 )
my penis is stuck in the toaster
-------
(From here,
at 11/11/99 20:45:37 )
So, how do you know these guys are on crack? They look kinda boring too
me. Please share tips and description of symptoms. There are supposed to
be lots of crackheads in my neighborhood but I just dont' get it. Please
clue me in sidhene@hotmail.com
-------
(Message,
at 11/11/99 22:30:28 )
I wish more people did this. It would make life cooler. Sounds like something
that me and my friends would do.
-------
(Message,
at 11/12/99 07:22:54 )
Thanks for keeping me from doing my work!
-------
(From here,
at 11/12/99 09:39:55 )
donuts...sweet tasty donuts.
-------
(From here,
at 11/12/99 10:13:32 )
Yo wrybread rocks
-------
(From here,
at 11/12/99 11:27:57 )
yooooo hooooo! What's up! Are we gonna get to gether sometime today and
work on this project! Why is it that I'm always waiting on someone else.
I wish that I had all the capabilities in the world to complete all projects
by myself, but this will never happen, so I guess I'll have to wait. I'm
waiting...... please call me, either way. If you have time or not!!!! 415-665-0397
Leslee
-------
(From here,
at 11/12/99 14:42:16 )
hi there, hiddely ho.
-------
(Message,
at 11/12/99 15:56:34 )
Wretched boxers.
-------
(From here,
at 11/12/99 17:27:20 )
wretched...retched..wretch...retch...
retching...wrenching oh! there's the difference! now i am very excited.
-------
(From here,
at 11/12/99 18:54:24 )
i like to eat mashed potatoes with my toes
-------
(From here,
at 11/12/99 19:27:04 )
BeEp bEep beeP
-------
(Message,
at 11/12/99 21:23:06 )
Can I have a new rubber duckie for christmas, Santa?
-------
(From here,
at 11/12/99 21:32:30 )
my balls hang as low as my dog's
-------
(From here,
at 11/13/99 05:51:30 )
This is pretty darn weird if you ask me.
-------
(Message,
at 11/13/99 07:19:10 )
Hmmm...they seem a bit hostile. Perhaps they should head back to fourth
grade for some spellign lessons
-------
(From here,
at 11/13/99 08:07:12 )
eat more possum!
-------
(From here,
at 11/13/99 16:24:28 )
eat more brunch.
hello, bread? mabel?
the food is getting
cold. please verify
that you are still
alive 650-323-5250
-------
(From here,
at 11/13/99 16:37:40 )
if you want,
bring champagne
and we can
make it a mamosa!
-------
(From here,
at 11/13/99 17:09:46 )
cool site
love it
-------
(Message,
at 11/13/99 17:30:07 )
Maybe the town is kinda depressed.
-------
(From here,
at 11/13/99 19:06:26 )
Time to plow the fields damnit!
-------
(Message,
at 11/13/99 22:53:32 )
Are you straight when you create this far-out stuff?
poppyb@netcom.com
-------
(Message,
at 11/14/99 05:32:35 )
. . . on a bright cloudy day the world came to an end.
-------
(Message,
at 11/14/99 05:47:15 )
nice, nice, very nice.
-------
(Message,
at 11/14/99 08:36:48 )
good stuff! how do think santanarchy would fly in the midwest? we might
have to give it a try!
-------
(Message,
at 11/14/99 08:46:25 )
dd
-------
(Message,
at 11/14/99 09:19:56 )
Just reading this tale of adventure... is this a francise sorta thing?..
or can I startup a group where I am without paying royalites?..hehe
-------
(Message,
at 11/14/99 09:21:18 )
how does on join next year
enjoy the vibrations
-------
(Message,
at 11/14/99 10:11:30 )
. . . just wanted to change the last message on your beeper. Thankyou.
-------
(From here,
at 11/14/99 12:16:42 )
If you've never been exposed to the mundane, ugly, crappy, grotesque, or
just plain terrible, then how can you ever recognize the exquisite or the
beautiful???
-------
(From here,
at 11/14/99 14:30:33 )
crazy,buuuuuttttt good!
-------
(From here,
at 11/14/99 15:38:12 )
shit bum
-------
(From here,
at 11/14/99 16:07:08 )
ahem.
-------
(From here,
at 11/14/99 16:21:32 )
If 2=3 and 4=6 then what the @#%! does 1 equal?
-------
(From here,
at 11/14/99 19:22:00 )
I can see you now...but you cant see me...
-------
(From here,
at 11/14/99 19:23:06 )
I like the what you are wearing...looks good...mmmm
-------
(From here,
at 11/14/99 19:24:40 )
I like the way you scratch yourself when you are wondering...
-------
(From here,
at 11/14/99 19:26:28 )
Wonder how I know? Ask me how... trapper2000@yahoo.com. Cool,
-------
(Message,
at 11/14/99 19:42:05 )
Interesting tales of travel -- quite a different route - southerly -- than
my brother and his friend and I packing into an '86 ford aerostar with 200,000+
miles on it from Atlanta, Ga to Skagway, AK for the summer...we'd brought
along to dogs...smalltown folk are the greatest -- instant celebrity treatment...hospitality
was great for those unexpected breakdown stayovers -- the summer was the
best of my life - and I plan to do a sequel next year...camelbobsled@earthlink.net....aka
- Kevin
-------
(Message,
at 11/14/99 19:42:37 )
Interesting tales of travel -- quite a different route - southerly -- than
my brother and his friend and I packing into an '86 ford aerostar with 200,000+
miles on it from Atlanta, Ga to Skagway, AK for the summer...we'd brought
along two dogs...smalltown folk are the greatest -- instant celebrity treatment...hospitality
was great for those unexpected breakdown stayovers -- the summer was the
best of my life - and I plan to do a sequel next year...camelbobsled@earthlink.net....aka
- Kevin
-------
(Message,
at 11/14/99 20:00:11 )
I'm being sucked in and I can't escape...the vacation vortex...Something
smells funky in my apartment -- but I don't know what it is...camelbobsled@earthlink.net...I
think I'm falling for your women...
-------
(From here,
at 11/14/99 21:13:01 )
Soon I will be animated :)
-------
(From here,
at 11/14/99 21:13:33 )
Is that a big white square on your home page or is it just me?
-------
(From here,
at 11/15/99 02:50:49 )
go to bed
d
-------
(Message,
at 11/15/99 10:59:06 )
Ohhhhh Santa! When are you coming to my town?
-------
(Message,
at 11/15/99 14:03:25 )
hi dickhead
-------
(From here,
at 11/15/99 16:13:18 )
If a man w/ multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is he accused
of holding hostages?
-------
(From here,
at 11/15/99 17:50:28 )
3 is the Magic Number...
Yes it is, god dammit...
it's the magic number!
-------
(From here,
at 11/15/99 17:57:11 )
suce le canard
-------
(From here,
at 11/15/99 18:05:03 )
hello again, my friend, it's
-------
(From here,
at 11/15/99 18:56:09 )
Hey, Hey Hey.. Cool site.. Love that telephone terror stuff..
-------
(From here,
at 11/15/99 18:57:05 )
Does this really go to your beeper?
-------
(From here,
at 11/15/99 18:58:16 )
MOOOOOOHAHAHAHAHA
-------
(From here,
at 11/15/99 22:49:53 )
I think this is a really great site. Keep up the good work!
-------
(From here,
at 11/16/99 04:50:40 )
Your sick!
-------
(From here,
at 11/16/99 10:12:41 )
Wow. Today is really slow.
-------
(From here,
at 11/16/99 10:13:52 )
Honestly. I don't know what more I can do with myself.
-------
(From here,
at 11/16/99 10:14:40 )
I've read three newspapers, played several hands of Solitaire and written
a ten part email to a friend.
-------
(From here,
at 11/16/99 10:15:32 )
Alone with a phone which I must answer if it rings.
-------
(From here,
at 11/16/99 10:15:59 )
Nobody to talk to but this little box.
-------
(From here,
at 11/16/99 10:17:13 )
I read the bus piece yesterday, but I'm saving the sign piece for Thursday
because if you think today is slow -- hah! Thursday's going to blow by like
an elephant on a broken semi.
-------
(Message,
at 11/16/99 10:40:21 )
fun with santa's beeper. if it works this time of year
-------
(From here,
at 11/16/99 11:18:04 )
Roses are red, Violets are blue.
I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
-------
(From here,
at 11/16/99 11:22:28 )
Found scratched onto Condom machine in Men's Room......
"Don't eat this gum, it tastes just like rubber."
-------
(From here,
at 11/16/99 12:38:54 )
It puts the lotion in the basket...
-------
(From here,
at 11/16/99 12:38:54 )
It puts the lotion in the basket...
-------
(From here,
at 11/16/99 12:38:52 )
It puts the lotion in the basket...
-------
(From here,
at 11/16/99 12:39:33 )
OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE!!!
-------
(From here,
at 11/16/99 16:31:25 )
you are out of this world!!!!
-------
(Message,
at 11/16/99 16:35:28 )
this is crazy!
-------
(Message,
at 11/16/99 16:37:39 )
so long
-------
(From here,
at 11/16/99 16:44:22 )
Hi there, Im sitting here in Ireland trying to pass time and fond your site.
You are so funny !!!!!!
-------
(From here,
at 11/16/99 16:45:20 )
by th way my e mail is pubs90@hotmail.com
-------
(From here,
at 11/16/99 16:51:40 )
Hello beeper
-------
(Message,
at 11/16/99 18:32:01 )
Tu eres loco
-------
(From here,
at 11/16/99 19:26:38 )
What is the typeface used at the beginning of Burning Man '98. I like it.
-------
(From here,
at 11/17/99 05:26:34 )
'a wet bird never flies at night.'
-------
(From here,
at 11/17/99 05:55:28 )
I am a 'Chestnut Hill Local' yokel.
And you are?????
-------
(Message,
at 11/17/99 14:06:34 )
wheres this shit in NYC?
-------
(Message,
at 11/17/99 15:22:33 )
Dear Santa,
I've been a very good girl this year. Do you ever visit Florida? Hurricane
season is almost over so your reindeers should be able to cruise in and
land on the golf course behind my house. I'll have margarita's and nachos
ready. Ho! Ho! Ho! While you're packing the sleigh, I'll just keep enjoying
this crazy story. Best Wishes!
-------
(From here,
at 11/17/99 16:55:22 )
DEAR WRYBREAD,
YOU ARE VERY MYSTERIOUS: I AM INTRIGUED.
(this sounds more true to life when read as pepe le peu)
hello to every one sitting away from the West Coast. I hope it is lovely
in that other country known as the Eastern United States.
the end.
-------
(From here,
at 11/17/99 18:47:59 )
Low battery
-------
(From here,
at 11/18/99 05:19:58 )
I LOVE that entrance page. Very clever use of layers. Yeah, I checked the
code. How do you write that?? Now to look at the rest of the site
-------
(From here,
at 11/18/99 07:38:27 )
hi, just wanted to say that your site it really cool and you must be one
funny guy! e-mail me if you like.......blondbaby@chickclick.com
Amy
-------
(Message,
at 11/18/99 08:59:42 )
YO, SANTA, DUDE. S'UP?
-------
(From here,
at 11/18/99 09:29:13 )
pheromones baby
she forgot she had to pee
-------
(From here,
at 11/18/99 13:55:53 )
Your Mama!
-------
(From here,
at 11/18/99 14:41:41 )
do you miss me? you are mysterious like vegan bologna...
-------
(From here,
at 11/18/99 14:43:39 )
hello? i think you shoulda called it writebread or pimperknickle...i'm not
making any sense...see ya
-------
(From here,
at 11/18/99 16:53:23 )
groovy man
far out
and such
-------
(From here,
at 11/18/99 18:27:36 )
Hey Ba-Babeeee!
-------
(Message,
at 11/18/99 18:30:12 )
anarchy for the holidays sounds just like my style!
FUCK_EM ALL!
-------
(Message,
at 11/18/99 20:40:06 )
if you can't eat'em boink em
-------
(Message,
at 11/18/99 22:55:47 )
this shit is hilarious. i hope it was as good for you as it was for us.
i gotta go smoke some crack
-------
(Message,
at 11/19/99 13:27:12 )
Am totally confused~~~~~
-------
(Message,
at 11/19/99 13:27:32 )
Am totally confused~~~~~
-------
(From here,
at 11/19/99 13:29:21 )
guess we are all in the same boat LOL
-------
(From here,
at 11/19/99 13:33:21 )
free at last.....
-------
(Message,
at 11/20/99 06:48:19 )
Ummm ... perhaps you should consider cutting the prozac in half for awhile
--
Signed - The Evil Klown
-------
(From here,
at 11/20/99 15:41:50 )
Dance, baby, dance!
-------
(From here,
at 11/20/99 17:27:02 )
Stuff, and things.
-------
(From here,
at 11/20/99 17:47:48 )
Figure out what the guys on the crack cam are saying.
-------
(From here,
at 11/20/99 19:37:37 )
God, I love your website! Purely hillariouse! Keep up the good work,
Laurel Zipblock
-------
(Message,
at 11/20/99 19:59:00 )
Ho ho ho.
-------
(From here,
at 11/20/99 21:18:07 )
I are a good English students in my honor classss. I are a good boye.
Wow.
-------
(From here,
at 11/20/99 21:33:30 )
OK, I'm adding something. But only because you said to. And also because
I'm an eligible bachelor, and I'm a fine young man and I play the trombone
in the school band. So there. And don't forget: drugs make you high, and
valleys make you low, so don't eat too much toothpaste. Thank you and have
a nice day. (I love you, Simone!!!) This may, by the way, sound innocent
enough, but it's not. I'm stalking you, personally. Yes, you, the one reading
this. (I'm just kidding -- or am I??? Ha ha ha, I really am.) So really,
have a nice day and don't read Toni Morrison's "The Bluest Eye," no matter
what. Adios.
-------
(From here,
at 11/20/99 23:50:24 )
crack cam is wicked cool
-------
(From here,
at 11/21/99 06:45:01 )
Breakfast any time? Try waffles in the renaissance.
-------
(From here,
at 11/21/99 07:38:19 )
Great Site...
-------
(Message,
at 11/21/99 09:05:14 )
Holly Happydays!
-------
(Message,
at 11/21/99 13:27:59 )
My local paper mentioned this site in an article titled, "The Weird Web."
I just had to check it out! It's GREAT!
MinaPhae@aol.com
-------
(From here,
at 11/21/99 14:35:35 )
hello you creep
-------
(From here,
at 11/21/99 17:29:32 )
pssssstt....
-------
(From here,
at 11/22/99 07:53:57 )
THANKSGIVING TRAUMA IS SETTING IN....
-------
(Message,
at 11/22/99 08:54:06 )
this shit is sicking, going around town giving a negative image to santa
claus
-------
(From here,
at 11/22/99 09:37:07 )
Why are nine out of ten comments left at websites poorly spelled?
-------
(From here,
at 11/22/99 10:52:38 )
i do nat mispil whin i leve comunts. u tek thet bufk!
-------
(From here,
at 11/22/99 17:03:21 )
descent into the thanksgiving abyss...
-------
(From here,
at 11/23/99 07:17:44 )
hello to u
-------
(From here,
at 11/23/99 10:41:47 )
Dude!
-------
(From here,
at 11/23/99 11:28:55 )
YEE HA! THANKSGIVING! JUST LIKE I PICTURED IT! Can't wait to start bakin'
those pies, not to mention those seven veggie dishes:) Have a blast fair
Wrybread -- don't let the desert winds sweep you away
-------
(From here,
at 11/23/99 12:53:09 )
Earthbeing, Hear Me and hear Me well! I am Drako, King of the Dragonmen.
I have come here to take over your so called world. I am around the next
corner. Escape is not an option.
-------
(From here,
at 11/23/99 12:53:31 )
Earthbeing, Hear Me and hear Me well! I am Drako, King of the Dragonmen.
I have come here to take over your so-called world. I am around the next
corner. Escape is not an option.
-------
(From here,
at 11/23/99 18:05:11 )
Focus.
I only have
933,766,098 seconds
to live.
-------
(From here,
at 11/23/99 18:46:38 )
kkkkk
-------
(From here,
at 11/23/99 18:55:08 )
you just want people to make it vibrate dont you? devious!
-------
(From here,
at 11/23/99 21:29:10 )
hi
-------
(From here,
at 11/23/99 22:15:31 )
Dammmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnn it all
i hate it when my penis drags on the floor.
I hate it! I hate it! i hate it!
-------
(From here,
at 11/23/99 22:16:52 )
Hhhhheeeelllllooooooooo
IS THERE ANYBODY IN HERE?
-------
(From here,
at 11/23/99 22:17:52 )
ya sista was fine
now shes shit
she got beat by the ugly stick
-------
(Message,
at 11/24/99 03:09:46 )
Ho Ho merry fucking Ho!!!
-------
(From here,
at 11/24/99 12:46:05 )
Do the dishes only once a day, otherwise you're a servant.
-------
(From here,
at 11/24/99 19:50:21 )
Good story about the rainbow gathering. Fuck all sedentary pseudo-hippies!
Now toss that frisbee this way yo! Peace, Rick (skuzboll@hotmail.com)
-------
(From here,
at 11/25/99 11:12:08 )
happy thanksgiving
-------
(Message,
at 11/25/99 16:11:39 )
Hi Ho Santa Dudes and Dudettes, rock on!!
-------
(Message,
at 11/25/99 20:05:02 )
Santa Claws looks much like a certain Satan from the '97 Burning Man. (Maybe
it's just the red suit and black beard.) See June '97 BIKE magazine.
-------
(From here,
at 11/25/99 21:38:40 )
FUCK EBAY
-------
(From here,
at 11/26/99 04:34:07 )
take me to your dealer
-------
(From here,
at 11/26/99 04:41:44 )
zie ik dit meteen?
-------
(From here,
at 11/26/99 04:44:43 )
I'm an alien life form and I'm having sex with you at this very moment through
your hands. And I know you like it because you are smiling.
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(From here,
at 11/26/99 04:49:10 )
it's not as busy as I thought it would be at this cool gimmick.
please give me some sign if it is really true that you get these messages
on your beeper
-------
(From here,
at 11/26/99 04:49:51 )
greetings from my boring job in Amsterdam
-------
(From here,
at 11/26/99 04:50:58 )
I'm really bored so Im' going to check out the rest of your page and the
web. Ill be back when Ive finished
-------
(From here,
at 11/26/99 06:38:51 )
eat more possum.
-------
(From here,
at 11/26/99 06:57:02 )
man, it's the strangest thing, my shit actually smelled like turkey this
morning...guess i ate too much yesterday.
-------
(From here,
at 11/26/99 17:37:13 )
if it looks like shit,
smells like shit,
tastes like shit,
it must be shit!
-------
(From here,
at 11/26/99 20:35:01 )
i don't know what's funneeee anymore.
-------
(From here,
at 11/27/99 00:12:16 )
eat more fuckin' possum!
-------
(From here,
at 11/27/99 01:25:24 )
Jai Guru Dev
-------
(Message,
at 11/27/99 16:18:22 )
happy HOHO!
-------
(From here,
at 11/27/99 19:31:05 )
Where's the Porn?
-------
(From here,
at 11/28/99 11:13:16 )
HELLO....HELLO...IS Anyone home???I thought you said u would call me, u
jerkoff!!!!!!
-------
(From here,
at 11/28/99 15:13:19 )
wooo hoooo
-------
(From here,
at 11/28/99 22:45:40 )
green fuzzy underwear
-------
(From here,
at 11/28/99 23:15:42 )
set to music, its hillarious
keep working on the audio, my brother
diein' ta hear about the best high ever, how the dealer dude keeps burning
everybody, the settlement check that's in the mail, and how the Man be keepin'
us po' boys down...
-------
(From here,
at 11/29/99 02:32:01 )
We really enjoyed your site. I had been searching for information on how
to get to Lake Tahoe from San fransisco.We are flying in on a trip from
Australia(2 adults two children) Do you know if there is a regular shuttle?
What time of the year did you hit the blizzard? main-st-editions@bigfoot.com
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(From here,
at 11/29/99 04:47:54 )
yo whas up???
-------
(From here,
at 11/29/99 14:55:05 )
can't refuse that one.....does your beeper cook yer dinner fer ya too?
spk47
-------
(From here,
at 11/29/99 16:20:00 )
...
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(From here,
at 11/29/99 16:34:24 )
I SLEPT WITH TWO GOATS IN THE GARDEN LAST NIGHT AND TONIGHT I PLAN ON SLEEPIN
WITH ALL MY CATS IN A HUGE ANAL...er...AMINAL ORGY!!!!!! WOO HOO!!! I ROX!!!!!!!!!!!
DEUCE!!!
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(From here,
at 11/29/99 16:39:02 )
WOWIE BOBIDOODLES!
-------
(From here,
at 11/30/99 09:49:51 )
07734
-------
(From here,
at 11/30/99 12:59:03 )
I basturmate with the best of them!
-------
(From here,
at 12/01/99 03:40:12 )
more
-------
(From here,
at 12/01/99 15:06:44 )
Scrumbly says yes to cyber merriment!
-------
(From here,
at 12/01/99 15:06:51 )
Scrumbly says yes to cyber merriment!
-------
(From here,
at 12/01/99 15:07:46 )
he really does!
-------
(From here,
at 12/01/99 15:30:52 )
I want to talk to someone in the chatroom
-------
(Message,
at 12/02/99 07:44:26 )
"vibrate"
-------
(From here,
at 12/02/99 08:14:08 )
Just wanted you to know that you made the paper in Va. beach Va.as Stupid
is as Stupid does...people read to much into the internet...have fun...
-------
(From here,
at 12/02/99 12:20:51 )
Haha, did you know that your site got in the newspaper for one of the stupidest
sites on the net? Hahahahahahaha!
-------
(Message,
at 12/02/99 12:37:54 )
Santa, i want you to toss my salad for christmas
-------
(From here,
at 12/02/99 13:36:01 )
Nothing hits home like The Pilot.
-------
(From here,
at 12/02/99 16:28:08 )
You can not get turf toe from eating Corn Nuts
-------
(From here,
at 12/02/99 16:36:28 )
live from new york it's thursday night
-------
(From here,
at 12/02/99 17:35:05 )
people are no damn good
-------
(From here,
at 12/02/99 17:37:28 )
i love jello
-------
(From here,
at 12/02/99 19:48:50 )
Plums. Prunes. Prune juice. No problem.
Grapes. Raisins. Raisin juice? Hmmm...
-------
(From here,
at 12/02/99 21:56:03 )
people are good they just have trouble showing it
-------
(From here,
at 12/02/99 22:20:07 )
Hey Wry - where are the pics from Death Valley - we're sittin here with
the Sheik and Jonesing for the panoramic from the dunes.
- M(ota)
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(Message,
at 12/03/99 06:18:27 )
Ho! Ho! Ho!
MERRY CHRITMAS FROM FLORIDA!
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(Message,
at 12/03/99 06:18:29 )
Ho! Ho! Ho!
MERRY CHRITMAS FROM FLORIDA!
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(From here,
at 12/03/99 06:54:54 )
tic tac dac
i love to smoke crack
i live in the gutter
and bang my mother
life is but a fiction
the worlds but a lie
lets but on some credance
and lets get high
-------
(From here,
at 12/03/99 07:04:21 )
This message is encrypted.
-------
(From here,
at 12/03/99 09:13:36 )
Hello, this Is Paul Bargetto, I choreographed the Atomic Stone Age show
we did a few years back. Do you have video of the show???? I have none and
I saw that you had some at least when you did the site. Can you call me?
212-510-6838. Thanks
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(From here,
at 12/03/99 15:02:38 )
hi
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(Message,
at 12/03/99 15:08:07 )
;asdljf;dlajf;slajd;fldasj
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(From here,
at 12/03/99 15:14:42 )
Wee fish ewe a mare egrets moose
Panda hippo gnu deer!
-------
(From here,
at 12/03/99 16:40:25 )
moooooooooo
-------
(From here,
at 12/03/99 17:05:31 )
Missed you on Thanksgiving.
Nancie
-------
(From here,
at 12/03/99 19:55:47 )
penis wrinkles in time
-------
(From here,
at 12/03/99 20:11:42 )
time marches on
-------
(From here,
at 12/04/99 09:17:05 )
Hey baby, whats going? Pretty sweet site you have here..if ya get a chance
e-mail me sometime:
XxIBurnIxX@aol.com, thanks, talk to you soon :kiss: bye <3
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(From here,
at 12/04/99 14:19:51 )
wrybread - great name!
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(Message,
at 12/04/99 14:27:25 )
quack quack!
ribbons are the Devil's disguise. tie me up baby.
-------
(From here,
at 12/05/99 03:16:14 )
We are all mere icicles...clinging to a ledge...with the sun...just around
the corner..
by Kesti16@aol.com
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(From here,
at 12/05/99 03:20:24 )
Once I thought I was wrong..but I was mistaken...
-------
(From here,
at 12/05/99 03:21:38 )
I can't let it out..it is all squeezed into a tight little ball deep inside
of me....
-------
(From here,
at 12/05/99 03:23:38 )
Speak what is in your heart..not what is in your tiny little pea picken..whiny
little mind...
-------
(From here,
at 12/05/99 03:25:38 )
I am saving this link so I can come back and rain droplets of wisdom on
you whenever I feel like it..YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
-------
(From here,
at 12/05/99 05:14:48 )
Proof the fact that this message DOES show on your beeper. cray327@freemail.nl
-------
(From here,
at 12/05/99 06:05:10 )
i do this you do that lets see if we can do that again
-------
(From here,
at 12/05/99 14:21:33 )
This is a Dark Ride...
Sit back and enjoy the ride...
-------
(Message,
at 12/06/99 04:29:48 )
Love what you've done. Got any plans do something similar in Australia,
particularrly Melbourne because i would be interested. Andrew Deeming andrew_sd@hotmail.com
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(Message,
at 12/06/99 08:40:25 )
We want more pictures of Dr. Bert: Drive-Thru Proctologist.
-------
(Message,
at 12/06/99 11:30:12 )
Santas of the world unite; we have nothing to lose but our chains!
-------
(From here,
at 12/06/99 12:56:39 )
Can I get my wrybread with mayo on it?
-------
(Message,
at 12/06/99 13:10:22 )
Long live the Santas! Don't let the man get you down!
-------
(From here,
at 12/06/99 15:37:25 )
If u are sane but think youre insane,are u really sane or really insane?
-------
(Message,
at 12/06/99 16:30:57 )
Yo, I was a Santa in NYC and wanted to read other'sexperiences. Sounds strangely
similar.
Love, Santa Wampus
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(Message,
at 12/07/99 04:59:31 )
Hope you have a great christmas!!!!
-------
(From here,
at 12/07/99 05:45:42 )
Why do 24 hr gas stations have locks on the doors???
-------
(From here,
at 12/07/99 08:28:36 )
Why would you want all these pages all of the time????
-------
(Message,
at 12/07/99 08:30:32 )
Keep track of Santa in Chicago. Its been a tradition for about 15 years...
Will happen this weekend on Saturday evening.
-------
(From here,
at 12/07/99 10:57:41 )
Hi, this is the Almighty.
Just wanted to remind you that
you only have about 2 weeks to
wrap up your life. C U then!
-------
(From here,
at 12/07/99 11:25:50 )
Hi, this is the Almighty.
Just wanted to remind you that
you only have about 2 weeks to
wrap up your life. C U then!
-------
(From here,
at 12/07/99 12:39:50 )
If Y2K really happens, I want to be found hanging upside down on the Hulk
at Universal's Islands of Adventure
-------
(From here,
at 12/07/99 13:49:09 )
toot toot hey beep beep
-------
(From here,
at 12/07/99 19:13:05 )
Don't sweat the petty things...
Pet the sweaty things!!!
-------
(From here,
at 12/07/99 19:36:06 )
the crack dance made my day! am i really coming through yer beeper? hah...
i think i love you
-------
(From here,
at 12/08/99 07:16:38 )
i love cheese
-------
(From here,
at 12/08/99 10:43:22 )
received.
-------
(Message,
at 12/08/99 11:20:03 )
reminds me of the time........
-------
(From here,
at 12/08/99 13:33:33 )
chunkaymonkay
-------
(From here,
at 12/08/99 14:29:01 )
splurgenheier
-------
(From here,
at 12/08/99 17:24:01 )
Be cool ...Dont let it get you down.. go get your hair done.. youll feel
better.
-------
(From here,
at 12/08/99 17:41:29 )
Hi. My name is Joe. I got a wife and 3 kids. I work in a button factory.
One day, my boss came to me and said, "Joe. Are you busy?" I said, "No."
He said, "Turn the button with your right hand."
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(From here,
at 12/08/99 17:41:54 )
Hi. My name is Joe. I got a wife and 3 kids. I work in a button factory.
One day, my boss came to me and said, "Joe. Are you busy?" I said, "No."
He said, "Turn the button with your right hand."
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(Message,
at 12/08/99 17:42:42 )
this is whack, but i'm still here aint i....
-------
(From here,
at 12/08/99 17:50:51 )
:-)
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(Message,
at 12/08/99 20:15:22 )
Any old thang
-------
(Message,
at 12/08/99 20:24:40 )
gnarfled garthok, portobello mushrooms, 1/2 cup orange juice, one full cup
diced SPAM
Blend until soupy
Serve over ice or intravenously
-------
(From here,
at 12/09/99 05:21:51 )
The Swedes are taking over!
-------
(From here,
at 12/09/99 13:49:44 )
The Swedes are taking over!
-------
(From here,
at 12/09/99 14:10:28 )
i always though that button factory song was stupid. now seeing it in english,
i realize it is almost koan-like.
-------
(Message,
at 12/09/99 16:42:02 )
you gibe me a bop it extreme or i'll kill the elf!
-------
(Message,
at 12/09/99 16:42:16 )
you give me a bop it extreme or i'll kill the elf!
-------
(Message,
at 12/09/99 20:09:30 )
Just looooooove Santanarchy. Hmmmmm, now where would I place a vibrating
beeper so that it would create the most fun?
-------
(From here,
at 12/09/99 21:47:05 )
You didn't go at the right time to see people cooperating and being decent
to one another. Rainbow gatherings can easily be broken down into three
phases. Phase one:Seed (which you've experienced)Phase two:Gathering...something
ten times worse than Seed. Phase three:Clean-Up...this is where anybody
who gives a damn sticks around and cleans up the site, removing all traces
of there ever having been a gathering in the first place by picking up and
removing trash from the site, destroying enhancments such as rainbow bridges
and firepits, burying shitters deep, and aerating and replanting native
seed to cover trampled-down places like trails. Was this too long for the
beeper?
-------
(From here,
at 12/10/99 00:46:47 )
If I make a habit of beeping you, will you hate me? Too bad! I've got your
number now. Muahahahahaha!
-------
(From here,
at 12/10/99 00:49:50 )
Damn! I could write whole sermons and the way your live updating beeper
archive is set up they'd be plastered all over the place. Now, where did
I put those brain cells?
-------
(From here,
at 12/10/99 06:21:31 )
hello
-------
(From here,
at 12/10/99 13:15:21 )
Oh... Whi duz everyone keep kalling me a blond trapped in a broonettes body?
Hmmm... I wish I new what it ment.
-------
(From here,
at 12/10/99 15:58:51 )
wrybread?
-------
(From here,
at 12/10/99 16:00:54 )
wrybread?
howcome when I type into this box and then click really hard, my absurd
comments never show up on the list?
have i been filtered for questioning wrybread's omniscience?
i'll never blaspheme again!
-------
(From here,
at 12/10/99 16:01:47 )
i'm beginning to feel very very unsatisfied.
-------
(From here,
at 12/10/99 16:03:12 )
oh! there they are! thank you for gracing me with your benevolence once
again.
-------
(From here,
at 12/10/99 17:26:13 )
Hey wassup do u like anime? Email me at Richman545@aol.com
-------
(From here,
at 12/10/99 18:07:43 )
Nothing out of the FnOrdinary
-------
(Message,
at 12/11/99 02:49:50 )
If I write this and you erase it...the little men will stop dancing..I swear!!!
-------
(From here,
at 12/11/99 02:53:54 )
Your Beeper is busted..Dude
-------
(From here,
at 12/11/99 02:55:57 )
If you had a brain...you might be dangerous
-------
(From here,
at 12/11/99 16:04:53 )
Does anyone else out there believe that people sneak into your house every
night and pump you with sedatives? I keep findin' mysterious needle holes
on my left arm, and once I woke up in the road.
-------
(Message,
at 12/11/99 17:17:21 )
way to go cool santy guys and more power to ya
-------
(Message,
at 12/11/99 17:24:33 )
naw, fuck it
-------
(Message,
at 12/11/99 18:41:21 )
Thank you for performing a much-needed service, which helps to couteract
Professional Terminal Seriousness (PTS).
greenbudha@aol.com
-------
(Message,
at 12/12/99 08:29:19 )
Bring me beer and a ham on rye for Christmas!!!!
-------
(From here,
at 12/12/99 17:34:17 )
yo bitch
fuck that get your own beer
your bitch ass cunt stink
like wetback dick
-------
(From here,
at 12/12/99 18:45:08 )
hi there
-------
(From here,
at 12/13/99 10:51:56 )
what is this crazy
place?
-------
(From here,
at 12/13/99 10:53:29 )
was that your final answer?
-------
(From here,
at 12/13/99 12:43:39 )
my scarf smells like puppy breath cuz i spilled milk on it last week...but
i like puppy breath. but i apologize to all those who i sit next to on BART
who despise the lovely smell of puppies.
-------
(From here,
at 12/13/99 12:44:17 )
see again!
-------
(From here,
at 12/13/99 15:44:25 )
What kind of judge are you?
The best kind -- old, crazy, and fed up!
-------
(Message,
at 12/13/99 20:27:50 )
Looking for Santarchy 99... When and where?
martianpoppingthing@excite.com
-------
(Message,
at 12/13/99 22:45:09 )
HOLE, HOLE, HOLE. NOEL, NOEL, NOEL, IT'S HO-HO-HO
-------
(Message,
at 12/13/99 22:45:23 )
HOLE, HOLE, HOLE. NOEL, NOEL, NOEL, IT'S HO-HO-HO
-------
(Message,
at 12/13/99 23:53:57 )
Heard about your train party, sounds like my type of gig. We would like
to know more and when the next one is.
Thanks
Chris and Sholto
ccalnek@bigfoot.com
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(Message,
at 12/13/99 23:56:08 )
Where can I get Santa gear?
ccalnek@bigfoot.com
-------
(Message,
at 12/14/99 00:27:27 )
Where can I get Santa gear?
ccalnek@bigfoot.com
sholto@interport.net
-------
(From here,
at 12/14/99 08:22:23 )
lovley lovely lovely
-------
(From here,
at 12/14/99 09:06:51 )
are you having an adventure?
-------
(From here,
at 12/14/99 09:07:20 )
sorry that the weather is so shitty
-------
(Message,
at 12/14/99 10:07:00 )
i am hungry... toasted wrybread with avacodo sounds good. what do you think?
-------
(Message,
at 12/14/99 10:08:11 )
i have been a very naughty girl santa. maybe i should be spanked on christmas.
what do you think?
-------
(From here,
at 12/14/99 21:13:37 )
is this working?
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the
previous batch is here
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