I see wrybread has turned to the dark side while I was away. great. just what we need. more internet porn. I think I'll just keep typing becuase I love to see these breasts move accross the screen. la la la al al la la la la la la al alalala allaa la alal al alla lal al ala lal la la la llllaaaaalllaaaa..a.alalal.ala.ala.llllaaallllll...........a sdlkjdsl\'a; df;'lks ad;'k;'lfk';d ';kf;k a;ksdk alkf k;'lfk ;l sldk\lkasd;l 'lfk ';lk l asd
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oops my boss is coming . red out.

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(Message, at 06/28/99 14:43:20 )

Hi guys. Weekend was totally fun but totally brutal. Did not see satan claus at the chili cookoff here in beeyutiful San Jose. Anyway, I had way too much to drink smoke and snort. I'll catch you fly guys on the flip. Late.


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(Message, at 06/29/99 13:07:04 )

Truth is where the sculptors chissle chipped away the lie.

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(Message, at 06/29/99 14:40:23 )

a lot funnier than it has any right to be.

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(Message, at 06/30/99 04:26:13 )

Then Moses cried out to the Lord, "What am I to do with these people? They are almost ready to stone me." (Exodus 17:4)

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(Message, at 06/30/99 08:22:20 )

Like the new front page. Floating bread....best thing since sliced bread.


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(Message, at 06/30/99 12:34:26 )

You crazy motherfucker! I was wrong. Why cartoons when you can having floating bread? Excellent.

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(Message, at 06/30/99 13:25:35 )

I had a dream that bread was float-ing. I did not stop to wonder why it was wry. Clever huh? Shit i think I have less to do than you guys!


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(Message, at 06/30/99 19:47:47 )

Wrybread -

Its the right honorable. From offsite.

Checking things out.

Front door looks, OK, but I like the last one. My favorite part of this site are the little dudes below this box.

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(Message, at 07/01/99 10:56:35 )

www.phonelosers.org
Buncha pussies but they're funny!

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(Message, at 07/01/99 13:21:46 )

Two months on the internet now and I don't know how I feel about any of this. Yes, captured thoughts, but mostly thoughts of sex, rage or missed connections. Sometimes I come away feeling like I've finally made contact with another world and sometimes like the hollow man. And I still don't even know what a tableboard is. Although I do know how to make a peach frangipini tart. Oh well, Wrybread. Keep dancing. I hear it's sunny in California. Here it is not although it will be soon.

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(Message, at 07/01/99 13:40:52 )

I can not believe more people don't type into this box. Am I the only graphomaniac on the planet? Perhaps it is because it is now being stored. Perhaps they are afraid of who is listening on the other end? All those people at work with nothing to do could be sitting around all day type, type, typing into this box. Imagine what you'd have then.

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(Message, at 07/01/99 13:43:53 )

People bitch about nothing changing on the site when they could be changing the site themselves just by typing. Somebody could write a whole novel just by typing into this box. Hmm. Hmm. If I didn't know a human being was jumping each time I pumped more information into this slot I would probably try.

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(Message, at 07/01/99 13:45:48 )

But is a person jumping out of their skin everytime I press send under this box? I have a feeling the beeper is not always attached to the human being. That sometimes it lies fallow perhaps in a backpack or left behind on the table in a cafe somewhere.

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(Message, at 07/01/99 13:48:05 )

Maybe I will write a novel into this little box. It would have to be very episodic to fit on the screen. I have to do something, you see, because I've put a prohibition on cartoons at least until I feel like I don't come off as depraved or insane, or with nothing else to do on my hands god forbid.

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(Message, at 07/01/99 15:21:24 )

Hey everyone! Have a great 4th weekend. Let's all party till we puke! Whoo-hoo!

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(Message, at 07/01/99 18:52:14 )

I am pager, hear me roar

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(Message, at 07/01/99 22:20:31 )

Keep up the great work! www.ourpress.com

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(Message, at 07/02/99 04:41:45 )

When the small bear from the Windy city takes the flag, the end is nigh.

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(Message, at 07/02/99 13:58:18 )

The Copts who work at the copy shop are very beautiful. They have dark hair and straight, white teeth. Their clothes are very neat and clean and their smiles are serene.

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(Message, at 07/02/99 14:00:47 )

I imagine that behind this facade of serenity is a Copt martinet. He says to the other Copts, "The customer is always right, even if you want to decimate her."

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(Message, at 07/02/99 14:01:33 )

"Decimate: to select by lot and kill every tenth man"

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(Message, at 07/02/99 14:02:09 )

I do not think this is actually something a Copt would say or do. They are too kind.

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(Message, at 07/02/99 14:04:12 )

Nevertheless, it is a well run copy shop which is a difficult achievement. Next door, the owner of the bagel shop has bought himself a Lexis, my neighbor tells me. They are all capitalists, but maybe their children will be godless dissidents. In the meantime, I need copies. Lots and lots of copies. Cartoons? Ha! We're talking novels now.

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(Message, at 07/02/99 14:05:31 )

It turns out there is a hughmann being attached to this beeper and he does jump every time you beep him. I don't believe he is attached right now, however.

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(Message, at 07/02/99 14:06:23 )

He has gone somewhere far off, a land of sand, sun and stars. Far, far away, out of the night and out of the day. Beyond the realm of beepers.

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(Message, at 07/02/99 14:06:48 )

While the cat's away, the mice will play.

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(Message, at 07/03/99 00:22:48 )

Im thinking of busing down from Canada so needless Im enjoying the journey

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(Message, at 07/03/99 01:09:38 )

not now thanks

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(Message, at 07/03/99 15:06:13 )

Are you someplace nice? Is this vibrating near your groin? Howdy from Igo.

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(Message, at 07/04/99 15:11:09 )

Yee ha. Santanarchy is great.

Keep up the good work.

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(Message, at 07/04/99 15:20:03 )

Kiss my ass. I already sent you one message. Why do I have to be harassed by your little "page me" antics? Gimme the story, gawwwwddamnit.

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(Message, at 07/04/99 19:27:50 )

I got a job in the copy shop. I am not a Copt, but they say it is okay. They were shorthanded for the long weekend. I needed money so I volunteered.

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(Message, at 07/04/99 19:28:53 )

Last summer I was a dancing hot dog which was more fun, but this summer I can get free copies. It's about 100 copies an hour. That's not counting the discount of course. With the discount it will be more.

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(Message, at 07/04/99 19:29:43 )

I was a dancing hot dog for love. This job, it's all about the copies. It's much simpler that way. I think.

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(Message, at 07/04/99 19:36:45 )

I swear I could watch those floating breads for hours.

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(Message, at 07/05/99 11:47:23 )

What I like best about the concept of a beeper novel is as soon as next week, when Wrybread returns from his hajj, this whole story will vanish from this website almost as quickly as it was told. Like a secret.

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(Message, at 07/05/99 11:49:26 )

Getting back to the story, what sort of love drives a person to build (erect?) themselves an eight foot tall, red velvet hot dog costume and to parade around in it sweltering weekend after sweltering weekend in a New York City park with pit bulls and little boys with rocks just waiting to get a piece?

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(Message, at 07/05/99 14:01:06 )

What is love?

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(Message, at 07/05/99 14:03:54 )

It is too hot to do anything but sweat. Too hot to think. Too hot to drink. To sit. To read, to draw, to write. I understand why the siesta. I understand why the oasis. The copy shop is an oasis of sorts. At least it is air conditioned.

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(Message, at 07/05/99 18:29:20 )

FunkDABOOTY no can logon mon you got prob eh? Tell dave TX say hi.

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(Message, at 07/05/99 20:09:59 )

tHIS SITE IS GREAT, KEEP IT THIS WAY MAN....CONGRATS FROM MEXICO!

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(Message, at 07/06/99 09:23:44 )

Welcome to Zombie Nation - you have seen me on the Crack Cam, and nothing will ever be the same.

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(Message, at 07/06/99 19:31:17 )

hey santa claus you cunt
wheres me fuckin bike
ive looked through all my presents
and thers nothing here i like

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(Message, at 07/07/99 00:52:12 )

8 deep shampoo scrubs later and the playa is still firmly embedded in the pores of my scalp. I love it. Ernie and Bert home safe. Hope your hotel room is cheap and cheesy. Win lots o'cash at blackjack so you can buy me some donuts. Get well soon, Glorious! Mucho Red Love.

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(Message, at 07/07/99 14:53:20 )

Too bad netscape 4.0 doesn't support naselatory transfer java script. I just sent you the biggest baddest leftover Playafart(tm) ever.

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(Message, at 07/07/99 15:29:36 )

Hey man. Been on vacation at Lake San Antonio. It was the shit. Whats the longest hangover you've had? Mine is going on day 3. Fucking sucks.

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(Message, at 07/07/99 22:02:40 )

talked to boyce tonight.
he is having hernia surgery tomorrow.
Harlan

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(Message, at 07/07/99 23:28:09 )

love the dancing men *grin*

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(Message, at 07/08/99 19:50:15 )

The cows are in flight again.

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(Message, at 07/08/99 19:50:36 )

Bunnies are evil. Avoid them at all costs


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(Message, at 07/08/99 19:53:01 )

"Because we don't know when we will die, we get to think of life as an inexhaustible well, yet everything happens only a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood, some afternoon that's so deeply a part of your being that you can't even conceive of your life without it? Perhaps four or five times more, perhaps not even that. How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty. And yet it all seems limitless."


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(Message, at 07/08/99 21:18:42 )

hey guys dave here
where u at?
when u coming home?
need any help?
i doubt it but thought i'd offer
u probely won't even c this untill u get home
later

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(Message, at 07/09/99 07:00:07 )

Santa's one bad-ass muthafucka

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(Message, at 07/09/99 09:47:31 )

Great site Hugh. I'm killin time @ work in Gainesville, FL and I'm missin SF even more. Thx

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(Message, at 07/09/99 09:53:29 )

More Crack Cam you Biznitch.

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(Message, at 07/10/99 00:53:31 )

Hi Alec ...

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(Message, at 07/10/99 14:57:20 )

can't ftp. check it out
m

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(Message, at 07/10/99 14:57:42 )

can't ftp. check it out
m

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(Message, at 07/10/99 15:00:35 )

innocuous nonsensical verbiage erasing all need to think badly of me

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(Message, at 07/10/99 20:51:25 )

you get this??

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(Message, at 07/11/99 14:35:02 )

PLEASE COME PARTICIPATE IN WEBZINE99. -ryan j. 415.934.7750

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(Message, at 07/11/99 15:55:39 )

your mable phone calls are really cool. i am going to but the CD.

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(Message, at 07/11/99 21:52:26 )

dave here yor mama called

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(Message, at 07/12/99 12:11:41 )

pacbell sucks big donkey dick

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(Message, at 07/13/99 00:19:35 )

what are you wearing?

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(Message, at 07/13/99 18:35:28 )

hi there! hello! is this thing on? testing 1-2-3...

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(Message, at 07/13/99 22:51:02 )

michael's phone doesn't ring so i can't answer it. bummer. would love to see you i feel like i'm going to be up for a long, long time. took a big nap earlier. woke up funky. come by if you like. i'll call you at 11 if you answer your phone. m.

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(Message, at 07/13/99 23:17:26 )

i'll try calling again...

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(Message, at 07/13/99 23:46:52 )

Mabel, light of my life, fire of my loins, my sin, my soul, the tip of the tongue taking a trip down the palette to toll at two on the teeth, May-Bell.

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(Message, at 07/14/99 11:39:34 )

wanna see the crack of my ass?

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(Message, at 07/14/99 13:17:38 )

La, lA, LA, la, LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

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(Message, at 07/14/99 22:38:54 )

Where's the BMDC live chat and web cam when you need it?
Can only join you guys virtually tonight.
My drum is broken.
Ear drum, that is.
-RED (who else?)

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(Message, at 07/15/99 03:55:41 )

All Hail Rumple Stiltskin the one who's pants fall down


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(Message, at 07/15/99 13:26:04 )

daaaaaaaamn this vibrating egg is the handiest cubicle arouser!

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(Message, at 07/16/99 09:13:10 )

Where Y'At Dawlin this is Marie de Mer from N'Awlins!

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(Message, at 07/16/99 11:07:34 )

love the flyin wry!

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(Message, at 07/16/99 12:15:10 )

wow, rainbow gatherings sound like a normal convention except it seems like there is even less common purpose and more lunacy...i think i'll stick to camping with my group of 4-5 families

great website!

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(Message, at 07/16/99 12:15:31 )

wow, rainbow gatherings sound like a normal convention except it seems like there is even less common purpose and more lunacy...i think i'll stick to camping with my group of 4-5 families

great website!

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(Message, at 07/16/99 23:11:14 )

Not much lately huh?

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(Message, at 07/18/99 16:36:00 )

your web page sucks

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(Message, at 07/18/99 19:16:35 )

forget that bastard, he sucks himself...
Frett

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(Message, at 07/18/99 19:38:50 )

I meant that DAU sending you the former message...
frett is doppelzoo

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(Message, at 07/18/99 21:40:50 )

laughed my ass off


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(Message, at 07/19/99 10:01:58 )

Black Rock City is calling you home.

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(Message, at 07/19/99 12:03:37 )

YOU GUYS MUST BE COOL TO ACT SO CRAZY, HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR TRIP, IT SURE LOOKS LIKE YOU DID. THERE'S SO MUCH MORE THAN WHAT YOU SAW, HOPEFULLY IF YOU DECIDE TO TAKE THIS TRIP AGAIN YOU HEAD FOR SAN FELIPE!

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(Message, at 07/19/99 12:16:24 )

THIS IS GETTING INTERESTING! IS THERE AN END TO THIS?

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(Message, at 07/20/99 13:57:46 )

ARE THERE ANY SITES WERE YOU CAN PRINT OUT PRANK CALLS?

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(Message, at 07/20/99 14:01:39 )

I
I AM
I AM JUST
I AM JUST DOING
I AM JUST DOING THIS
I AM JUST DOING THIS TO
I AM JUST DOING THIS TO TAKE
i AM JUST DOING THIS TO TAKE UP
I AM JUST DOING THIS TO TAKE UP SPACE!!!!!!!!!!

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(Message, at 07/20/99 21:59:07 )

Pretty funny for a couple mins.
Anyone who can listen to this for a full hour deserves a fuckin prize.

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(Message, at 07/21/99 19:18:05 )

glen brady sucks dead dogs dicks
you can choose to believe it if you want

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(Message, at 07/21/99 19:22:10 )

cameron ricketts can eat a sundae of my shit

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(Message, at 07/22/99 04:41:49 )

ali can eat a shit sandwich with fries

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(Message, at 07/22/99 04:43:00 )

We know cameron quite personally and i can vouch that he does not want your shit sundae

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(Message, at 07/22/99 04:43:31 )

ali can eat a shit sandwich with fries

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(Message, at 07/22/99 06:36:58 )

word has it grant has a real love of cocks he just cant get enough of em you often see him lurking in the mens at the local (part 2 of grant series coming soon "grants other hobbies".

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(Message, at 07/22/99 10:17:14 )

that last comment was just too irritating, I had to write something, anything to get rid of it.

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(Message, at 07/22/99 11:01:08 )

Are they drug messages in code?

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(Message, at 07/22/99 11:22:02 )

Wouldn't that be funny if all of a sudden you were dragged away in handcuffs, the victim of some international drug sting gone awry?

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(Message, at 07/22/99 11:22:15 )

Wouldn't that be funny if all of a sudden you were dragged away in handcuffs, the victim of some international drug sting gone awry?

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(Message, at 07/22/99 11:23:59 )

Uh oh. It feels like one of those days.

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(Message, at 07/22/99 11:25:48 )

Just remember that every single little solitary word that gets typed in here will linger elsewhere on the site to haunt you long after you can remember what compelled you to write it in the first place.

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(Message, at 07/22/99 11:28:54 )

YEAH. REMEMBER THAT!

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(Message, at 07/22/99 11:34:27 )

I'm trying to keep it in mind.

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(Message, at 07/22/99 11:39:33 )

Just sitting here trying to screw in a miniature screw with every conceivable object on the desk thinking how much more fun it would be to be type, type, typing into the infernal wrybreadbox.

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(Message, at 07/22/99 11:51:04 )

C u later
Chocol8 wa4

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(Message, at 07/22/99 11:55:57 )

Oops! I meant:

c u l8r
chocol8 waf

somebody taught me that.
I think it's kinda silly.

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(Message, at 07/22/99 11:57:15 )

And guess what, I still didn't get it right. Oh well! So much for cyber lingo. Goodbye, wrybread, goodbye!

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(Message, at 07/22/99 20:10:58 )

If I ever found my happy place, I bet someone will have recently passed gass therein.
I am HOWLER of 3oddballz.com

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(Message, at 07/22/99 22:06:09 )

If you were a doggie
And I were a tree
Would you come along
And pee pee on me?
~Vertigo, donchaknow?~

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(Message, at 07/23/99 02:34:13 )

david toms eats coks wit salad

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(Message, at 07/23/99 02:46:13 )

cam loves to eateth the man goo

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(Message, at 07/23/99 02:47:42 )

cam loves to eateth the man goo

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(Message, at 07/23/99 07:46:57 )

Okay, okay! Gee, I always thought Santa was really my Uncle Ervin (bless his soul), but now I see that my X-mas spirit is equally matched by the deranged, bah-humbug effect of crazy drunken relatives on my Ritalin-addled, pre-pubescent mind. It's a joy to see that others share my deranged X-mas spirit!

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(Message, at 07/23/99 15:05:09 )

FFFFRRRRIIIIDDDDAAAAYYYY!!!!

YA BABY, YA!!!!

Dave

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