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No roadtrip in Van Glorious is complete without a) visits from higher beings, and b) a good roadside breakdown.

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again

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uh huh. and what was the problem this time?

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May I suggest that you put Gasoline in ? [8~{d>

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Anything for a little excitement...

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Spank it lke a malfunctioning TV set :-)

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After such a great visitation, we needed a great breakdown. We needed a twist. It came to us in a flash: why not do it just a few feet from where we broke down last time we crossed Donner Pass? Yes, it was the perfect idea. That gas station in the distance between Vangie and the tow truck was the scene of Vangie's previous dramatic breakdown, one month ago....

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They need to give you a volume discount

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and you call ME a goof ball?

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another question: hey wrybread, didja get AAA plus yet? m.

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Let me repeat my injunction against travelling with or in a vw bus...

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she's definitely a saint.

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Man I'm glad I never bought one of those things..I was never that desperate and never that masochistic..

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Is Jack walking the line for a sobriety test?

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NO. JACK IS ABOUT TO TAKE CARE OF THE DRIVER!

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WHERE DID T-BONE GET HIS NAME? WAS IT AN ACCIDENT OR SOMETHING MORE SUBTLE?

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It could be said that either Vangie doesn't like Donner Pass, or Donner Pass doesn't like Vangie, but Vangie likes the people of Donner Pass just fine. That's T-Bone, our knight in shining towtruck.

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Oh my god. I'm in love with T bone. I need this man.

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Why is T-Bone wearing a gas can on his head?

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Thats a silly question. He's a roadside assistant..what do you want him to wear on his head..a nice fedora?

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You don't need a mechanic to fix a VW bus. All it takes is lots of duct tape.

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Quick, who's got the answer- raise your hand!

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Everyone like to compare how many fingers they have left. Especially those with "cut-off" feet.

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T-Bone was an absolutely great guy, reminding us that even though Van Glorious was broken down on the side of the road in the rain with no valid registration and no cure in sight and hundreds of miles from home, that we were in an incredibly beautiful place and that the worst that could happen would be some good hotel adventures. Then he chastised us for not telling him he had a big piece of cheese caught in his moustache.

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sweet.

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and a gas can on his head, which you apparenlty took and put on the roof

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I think T-Bone wanted to be included in those "hotel adventures". I think his tire iron swings both ways..

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A little van bondage huh!

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You really should ask for a flatbed next time!

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We drove to Vangie's favorite local mechanic, and this character kept tailgating and popping wheelies. The nerve.

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Excuse me..thats your vehicle behind you..you really need to pay a little closer attention to reality..

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This is done with mirrors- it's only an illusion

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Objects may be closer than they actually appear!!

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Nice perspective. but where have all the flowers gone?

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The cup holder in the towtruck said it all.

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Dragon says, "ha ha. he who puts diesal in his van instead of gas will pay the price."

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you are such aa dork.. that's why we love you
anton

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you didn't like "rapidly cool"?

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I mean "rabidly cool"

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wow.. ive got that cup holder. it scares me from the cupboard.

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cool

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Did it speak in english?

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