A computer is a terrible thing to waste. Even worse not to have a computer, or to lose a 'puter...or crash one! (Thanks, Wrybread.com!)
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Master, we have eaten all of the humans... what now?
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geek-o-rama dude
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That's not how you give a cyber-blow job!!
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nope not there but keep lookin my baseball will show up soon
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