It became obvious pretty quickly that we should get the hell
out of there, so I pointed to shore. My last image of Razz is
of him nodding but not paddling, as if to say "well, obviously,
but how the hell are you going to do that?" He pointed behind
me, I turned and got ready to dive under an avalanche. It was
impossible to paddle, since whenever we'd turn our backs there'd
be another wave coming. I'd try to dive deep but still it would
suck me back up and into the madness, batting my whole body left
and right for longer than I'd ever experienced. I'd open my eyes
and see nothing but total blackness, and I'd concentrate on keeping
calm to suppress the oxygen-sucking adrenaline, and hallelujia
I'd see a bit of light again and then BOOOOM another one would
roll over. On one of my two-wave holddowns my leash got wrapped
around both my neck and my feet and I remember thinking "nice
touch".
When I'd finally surface I'd be dizzy and choking,
hacking up water, unable to catch my breath. Pulling in my surfboard,
I'd take 2 strokes towards shore while looking over my shoulder
and then the fun would start all over again and it'd be BAAAM
and I'd get sucked over and in. They were absolutely huge, I'd
say 10 feet of whitewater alone, and in desperation I'd try catching
a sled-ride, lying on my board pointing towards shore, but on
impact it would flip me end over end and side over side and for
some reason I'd always inhale way more water than when I'd dive
under.
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I'd surface with a feeling like I had water in my brain, and
I'd look at the big ritzy pink house built into the cliffs and
realize it wasn't getting any closer. Then I started thinking
that this was way beyond control, that it was only getting worse
and I was going to die. And I'd dive deep in front of another
one and no go, back into the darkness for another 2 wave holddown.
I was getting weak, like I was going to pass out, and I absolutely
couldn't catch my breath.
Finally a smaller whitewater wave came my way,
still much bigger than I'd even attempt to ride normally, but
it was at least manageable. I built up as much speed as I could
before it hit, then pushed my board forward and held on literally
for dear life. It slammed into me and tried to flip me but then
like magic I was out in front of the wave with my board skipping
over the glassy water and heading to shore. The feeling of sand
under my feet was unbelievable, I stepped onto the beach dizzy
and lifeless like a shipwreck victim.
But where the hell was Razz? |