Pyramid Lake, Yo

[an error occurred while processing this directive]

This was the real highlight of the trip for me, the revelation that cow shit makes excellent fire fuel. That's a big ol patty in the foreground, and although they don't grow on trees they do grow on cows, and there were many more cows than trees around. Here's Justin schooling us in the proper ignition of a cow pucky.

The trick is find the dry ones, then put a little brush wood underneath,

Then you light it. Be careful of that smoke.

Comments:

it's true. unbelievable, but true. the best thing to roast food on is... cow shit. dead serious here.

-------

don't really know what to say. looks like a diorama in a museum or somethin' on how to cook with cow shit

-------

Justin, next time get the fire going before you put the shit on it.

-------

Pick the mushrooms off the cowshit before igniting.

-------

What's a girl gotta do to get laid around here?

Oh yeah, I forgot, travel with STRAIGHT GUYS!

-------

what a babe

-------

Anyone want to roast some hotdogs?

Comments:

yep, justinian, our empress, knows. always. she was our guiding light.... as usual.

-------

I just done what i knowed how to do it all comes natural like da cow shit it fires up real nice ah ha, Justin

-------

yaes, that's some mighty' fine cookin' cow turds you got there

-------

Everyone's heard of wood smoke on the clothes, how do you explain cowshit smoke? What happens if you breath this shit?

-------

When the sun goes down..it's time for some cow-tipping!!!

-------

I would like Justin to blow on my rocks!

-------

Looks like a beautifull location.

-------

Dammit, which one of you jerks stole my vibrator?

-------

Those aren't rocks on the left of the fire, that's a big cowshit pile.

Comments:

another wry shot of the fire. how many of these does he catch?

-------

This adds a whole new meaning to "Quest for Fire"

-------

Why bother cooking hotdogs when you have a great food source at your disposal?

-------

your crazy ass bitch

-------

A very immature moderator that likes to say shit like the big guys.

-------

Every night we'd go scowering the hills for nice dry patties. They burn pretty long, more akin to briquettes than wood I'd say, and they're chock full of vitamins. Gradually we got over the stigma and even started cooking over them, and they give everything a certain smoked flavor, which would probably be pleasant if you didn't know where it came from. This extra snazzy pic is by Zorbakahn.

Comments:

how come none of zorbakahn's pics are coming up on my puter?

-------

They may be progressive JPEGs and you'll need a newer version browser or graphics software or better hardware or a fatter modem...

-------

fie on thou cousin for insulting my equipment!

-------

Good thing there's a fire cuz it keeps the monsters away at night.

-------