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We had the place pretty much to ourselves until this guy showed up.

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Hey Bert!

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Bert, inquiring minds want to know...is it true you and Ernie are lovers?

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isn't that you, wrybread?

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where is my rubber...ducky :) (lk)

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What's about to happen to Bert? Jack don't do it!

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Looks like Bert's gonna get a spanking! Oh, yes!

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I thought he was an absolute hottie! I love the uni. How can I get his number???

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berty run away she wants to eat you

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I have a unibrow.. please god help me..!

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I think he was a little lost.

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nice thumb!
(nibble, nibble)

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oh man...Mabel, I think I know what you were talking about now...

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he looks frightened...is it because HE KNOWS ABOUT YOU MISTER??!!! i can't believe you were threatening a beloved children's show character! you are truly a monster.

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I don't know quite what to say..you folks are sure easily amused..you have Ernie stashed in the trunk?

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(we got him in a thrift shop in Truckee)

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bert you look like you want to have sex with the sailor scouts and you look like you want to have sex with that lady

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Here's the obligatory view out the poptop window, though a little obstructed by our twitchy new friend.

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I love a man with a unibrow

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Reminds me, time for my yearly colonoscopy.

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Does that thing take regular or premium?

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it takes diesal

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All that cooking and chasing Bert around made Jack need a nap.

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nighty night, Jack.

I need a nap, too. all that late night naked carrot jumping is starting to catch up with me.

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My Momma taught me that when you can't say something nice....

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