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Feeling a little domestic, Night Mode consisted mostly of attempting to cook cookie dough on the fire (it burns really easily), toasting rolled dates breaded with coconut shavings (you can get them at healthfood stores and they're infinitely better than marshmallows), and for an adrenaline rush we roasted chestnuts on the open fire. None of us knew that unless you slit the tops of the chestnuts they explode with amazing force, sending our pan's lid flying dramatically in the air. We re-named them Boom Boom Nuts and argued over whether or not to slit the nuts or let them explode.

 

 

While we argued this little guy came and ate our leftovers.

 

They're white and have really long tails, and <FORESHADOWING> an incident in a hot tub the next day earned them the nickname Tampon Mice. </FORESHADOWING>

 
 

 

       
   
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Hey, that's a kangaroo rat. They never need to drink--just metabolize their own water. Pretty neat.

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wow! kangaroo rats! this whole damn story makes me miss my childhood. thanx alot.

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So we trapped the mouse in the white bag and cooked it up with the chestnuts and had IT for leftovers the next day. MMMMMmmmm....tampon mice are good eatin'! -Red bone

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my friend and I actually make tampon mice as a craft.

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Anyone want to buy a tampon mouse? We make any character you request...

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How did you kill that tukey and what with


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