Just to get this chapter started right, let's play a game of Name That Object. For orientation, I'm holding The Object next to a candle. 
 
What is it?

My God...not the rubber goods !!!

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a black dog in a coal bin at midnight

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a little snake in a raincoat at the front door trying to find the keyhole. z.

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snake

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snake

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snake

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snake

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snake

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glass pipe


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glass pipe

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candle

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candle

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candle

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Xena's bra?
KMK

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you are very bute

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snake


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I give up. Boggled

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the genitalia of a right whale?

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the genitalia of a right whale?



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snake

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snake


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candle

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turtle

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serpentine porcelain dildo. That you can smoke stuff out of. -matthias

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snake

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horseshoe

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snake

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snake

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Legless Candle-Eating Lizard

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match

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glass pipe

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Stinger, stinger, stinger,
Ha, ha, ha, I have one of those.

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snake


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Some stoner that can find his stash, so he smokes his pet snake.

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snake

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strap-on

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hot dog bun. and armor

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A tenticle from a visiting alien

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Can I have my toothbrush back?

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A hand holding some object near a small cold fusion dildo

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S

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snake

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snake

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snake


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snake


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Oh I got it!

WHAT IS
the genitalia of a right whale?
-N8

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snake


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snake

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tambourine

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Do you really want to know?

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A tamborene

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joy-stick

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cobra


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snake

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pipe

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snake

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Kitty

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snake

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A prehistoric, fossilized Curvasseus Peniseus.

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Bunny thinks it s an alien fetus

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dede

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snake

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a fossilized penis with the presidental curve.

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snake

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snake

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snake

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it's a bowl, just begging to be smoked...do it..do it now!

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pipe

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pipe

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snake

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snake

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hahaha

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It's one of those fighter planes/ combination strap-on hand dildo- BB

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I'd have to go with strap on.

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snake



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just butt cheeks

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Anasazi Red Bell Pepper

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Mirror orb

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Watch band. You're trying to see what time it is but you're holding your watch upside down.

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snake Pipe

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Cat The other white meat

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snake

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glass pipe

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A Strap on Snake/Penis for some jngle fever...

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A Strap on Snake/Penis for some jngle fever...

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snake

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snake


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snake

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Snake

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canteen

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fuc off luv evil cave boy

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snake

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snake

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snake

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my god, I've been looking everywhere for my long lost brain!

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funny penis

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compass

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snake

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cute little bunny

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Snake

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burning man

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glass bong


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ribcage of a stegasaurus

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That what you have is an Anal Assault Assassin (triple A for short)custom made by Acme for W.Cyote for Anal Inspection of a roadrunner's ass.

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frog

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out

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OOOOOOoooooo! Put more HOT wax on it...Please!!!

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snake

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Rat

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snake


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Psysodelic strap-on that is being held too close to the flame.
-ElkMan

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snake

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Key to her city.

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snake

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snake


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a bowl



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snake


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snake

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snake


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glass pipe


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kitty

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pipe

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candle

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defde

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snake

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a spider

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snake

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it's a snake

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bill clinton's favorite toy


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snake

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snake


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A steaming heap of groab clusters

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A recovered piece of the alien crash in Roswell NM!

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I got a nasty burn that way.

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snake

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snake

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Kitty-Snakepipe

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handle of grandma's cane

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frog

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snake

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snake!!!!!!

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My missing cup handle.

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snake

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snake

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snake dildo

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snake

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turtle

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Some kind of head piece or hat
nice nose

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snake

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snake

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snake

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snake

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snake

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It's definately a midget on a stick

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snake

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looks to me like a Jenny Craig deeee-luxe Monica Lewinsky starter kit.

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snake

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handle

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snake

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snake

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snake

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hello there

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god

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snake

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salamirabami

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that spoon
that spoon
that spooooonfull

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fromp

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And it was written that the object will bring down the wrath of the Lord...

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snake

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horny toad

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lake

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snake

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snake

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snake

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What's up?

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canteen

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yo mamma

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tambourine

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jelly

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Jane Mullen's Soul!

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test

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snake

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snake

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piccolo pete


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let me keep you in my pocket untilthe perfect time to devour you

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aura


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snake

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lollypop

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lollypop

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Tamborene

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orb

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snake


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yummy

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way snake

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a ball.

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part of a cat

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I was lookinr info about SK-5 and ended up here...
God, this is the sickest page ever

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snake


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funny penis


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snake


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small alien fourth instar molt

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dildo

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snake

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snake

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candle

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snake

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snake


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snake

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snake


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snake

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butane

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frog

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snake

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frog

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the ghost of larry harvey

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snake

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snake

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xena's bra


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snake

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reptile


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a real fucking ugly amphibian
lizardian dick

psycho greetings
germany

FREAKOSCH

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snake

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fire


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snake

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lizerd

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I want to fuck the snake.

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snake

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it's a cock ring


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snake by a candle


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SNAKE... U IDIOTS... NOT A PENIS OR A DILDO!!!

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A deformation of space-time

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Damn, been looking for that.

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guess you want that reward money I posted--gfeir

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a bowl


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i give up. boggled


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cock ring


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:::========:>~


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you are all so fuking sick go buy a strap-on and a dildo and shove it in your ass your all retarded fagets it is a snake and a candel it dosent have any thing to do with sex or pipes you fags on drugs its a snake ok a snake and a candel

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A turtle in the hand is worth two in the marsh.

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pussy


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match

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sleeping pill

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Not sure...but now I'm all horny dammit! :b *goes off to have sex with her scaly b/f*

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the snake will eat its tail

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cobra

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hi. my name is tony nunez. someone please hook up with me. si puedes.

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snake

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cock

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i want agril to meet

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canDle

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uh?


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rattler?

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asperages?

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crank

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cuttlefish bone

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clevis pin

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pillsbury dishrag

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pasteurized pipecleaner

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cock


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fuck off

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mohammed

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snake

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snake

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snake

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snake

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snake dildo

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Name It:

 

 

 

 
 A slightly easier object to name.
 
Comments:

Captain Kirk's Deathgame Arena with Mr. Spock...

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God...I love my SK-5!
--cnohevil

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a dead penguin

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Rays music exchange at 10000 feet

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sk-5

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sk-5


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sk-5

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sk-5

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sk-5


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What is a SK-5? I really want one. I like the big yellow buttons.
---Avid cheese board collector

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A really cool thingy, now full of Playa dust.

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sk-5

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What Elton John will see in the here-after....

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sk-5

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dirty white crackers instrument of pleasure

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sk-5

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sk-5


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sk-5

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Moby's teeth

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Ha! cheap CASIO keyboard, I got one of those.

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Casio Keyboard

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Ebony and Ivory

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sk-5

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organ

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dede

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sk5

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what used to be a piano

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sk-5

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The evil frog from Arkansaw

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Solen from a Wild Cherry Concert. Play it funky you white boy!

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keyboard

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sk-5

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key board

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sk-5

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a really cool thing now full of Playa dust

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sk-5

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snake

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a keyboard

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sk-5

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keyboard

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sk5

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Casio Keyboard

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Wow!!!!!!
STRIPES

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Spoon drawer, but with no spoons.

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sk-5

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keyboard

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dfh

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casio keyboard

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Baby Grand with a side of cheese?

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useless to me...I can only work the demo button

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sk-5

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My organ!
Although I remember it as being much, much bigger!

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sk-5

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ka-ka pipe

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sk-5

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embony and ivory

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sk-5

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cra

ck whore sk5
so chool

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what elephant man?


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sk5

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there is my pet spike!

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bones

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found my old sk-5 hours and hours o' fun

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A ratcheting-action, brass plated dumaphlaunture.

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keyboard

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naked piano electronic gizmo

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keyboard

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a present of the first contact

Freakosch


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natcool

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strap on

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keyboard


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keyboard


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KEYBOARD


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kinda looks like a snakey dildo

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dusty keyboard

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it is a electrick piano nothin elts you peeps are retarded fags god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! a piano in a desert ok a piano in a desert

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The person above me is a stupid asshole. He needs to die of cancer :b *plays something erotic*

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Ebony and Ivory

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?

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keyboards in the dirt

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first one was a woman in the proper position; upsidedown. this one looks like a computer to me,man

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keyboard

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keyboard

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keyboard

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keyboard

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Yeah, yeah, I know, I'll get to the rest of Black Rock City soon enough. What, you don't want to look at keyboards sitting in the dirt?
 
Comments:

what the hell is that?

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sk-5

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No!!! I want more cheese boards. MORE MORE MORE!!!!!
---A.C.B.C.

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An overhead view of a really cool thingy full of Playa dust.

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SK-5

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the playa's finest sample spewing madness!

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snake

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The Palya standing beneath an intstrument...

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The Playa standing beneath an intstrument...

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Cheese

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Sly Stone: "I been lookin fo that you suckas!"

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Lost comb with teeth missing.

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Does the infamous "Barking dog Jingle Bells. SK5.

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keyboard

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pain in the ass


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too dark

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sk-5

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frog

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please send this obscene photo to Larry Flynn

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whatever


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it's crusty dog shit. or not... maybe Barbara Streisand?

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Okay, now this is definately Barbara Streisand.

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snake

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iiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt'sssssssssssssss a keybourd you know electrick piano stupid it tells you on the picteur

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Should everyone be exposed to the mysteries of the alphabet?

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HOLY SHIT!!!!! That pic got me so aroused that I just cummed all over my monitor! Bastard {D

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??

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keyboards on the moon?

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Before we move on, one more mundane description: in the foreground is the Cyberbuss Camp's Flinch Test Apparatus. It's two gallon-jugs of water attached to a spring, which new-comers to our camp were asked to lie under and resist flinching as the water was flung towards them bungee-style.  Somehow we still managed to have lots of guests, even given our location in "bum-fuck Egypt" (2:00 and Neptune).
 
Comments:

cyber sadists

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I flinched, goddamn it! But Annabelle didn't even wince, much less flinch! hahahhaha

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hey! i got test on that damn thing, risking my precious stones

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Sick. Evil. Demented. Twisted.
Where do I sign up?

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a watering hole

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Gravity verifier.

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george

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I wondered who stole my goddamned water jugs!!!!

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roby is sooooo fucking sexy!
{this has nothing to do with this thing in the picture}

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roby is sooooo fucking sexy!
{this has nothing to do with this thing in the picture}

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what the hell are you thinking?

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Ithinkthisisanobjectthatofwhichnowonecancompareitto. I'dsayitdatesfromearlytolateegyptorgreece.

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it is a rope with stuffed animals and jugs tied on to it duuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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a watering hole

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*has hot, plushy sex with everyone in this thread* ^_^

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what the the heck where u out there for and wheres blue kitty and the necked man?

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 Here's Hobo Mike with his preferred mode of transportation. For those of you who havn't been to Burning Man, the Playa Bike is a prime accessory, especially since the city is getting downright huge. I'm holding out for the Black Rock Public Transit System, all I need is a catchy acronym.
 
Comments:

Jack LaLaine Lives!

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Drug Induced Rapid Transit..D.I.R.T.

Playa Internal subway System P.I.S.S.



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He just gets cuter with every adventure!

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GTE
(Get There Easy)



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Screw Hobo Mike. I want Delicious Dave.

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I don't think I'd screw with Hobo Mike. He looks like he could tear your head off.

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Nice boobies!

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Suck that tummy in!

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Terrestrial Intra-Transit System (TITS)

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"Pardon me Sahib, but have you seen my carpet fly past?"

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Publicly Enviromental Natural Innertransit
System P.E.N.I.S.

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snak


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LOOK OUT!, SUCK GUT IS OUTTA THE HOME FOR HAIRLESSCHESTEDS AND HE'S RIDIN' SOME KIDS BIKE

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So, show us your tits, baby.

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CAN YOU SAY : CRACK PIPE !!!

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A BI-Pedal Pedaller
aka
BIPPie


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nice boobies

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fonnk

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nice cock handsome beef stick buttered bonbonssuckle not suck destiny lovechild

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nice cock handsome beef stick buttered bonbonssuckle not suck destiny lovechild

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dude....man to man....can i rub your titties?

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bike

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Hobo Mike's Humper Dumper Pumper

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a guy with a bike fukin stupid

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Mmm, those manbreasts are just ripe for the milking! *suckles*

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u rgay


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VeRy GooD =P

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GOD IS GOOD


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does he have breast implants or is he on hormones?

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sad bastard

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