Fellow Burners,

An urgent situation has arisen. I have just recieved a phone call and transcription from Doug Caine (#6143615) currently incarcerated as a prisoner of conscience in the L.A. county jail. He's now negotiating a 2-4 yr. sentence for 2 minor non-violent drug posession offenses.
His only recourse, his only happiness and hope left, was finishing these song lyrics and having them played at Burning Man. Due to being a diabetic and isolated in a far wing of the jail, he was only able to get to them to us now.

The band at Burning Man already has half the lyrics. They only need the other half, which are enclosed.

The band is part of ILLUMINATION VILLAGE. The bandleader, Aaron Seeman (a.ka. the JEW) has set up a jail structure in ILLUMINATION. Charles from ILLUMINATON and THE CELL can get these to Aaron. Also in the band is Tim from "EStratosphere". They are also playing as JAVA BOB on the Playa.

The songs contained are for Aaron and Tim and (?) naked acordian group, the "I Fucked Your Mom Trio". Please, Please please print this e-mail and deliver the lyrics to the ASAP. You may save a life (or maybe not).

Here's The Lyrics:

BLUEGRASS DOZENS II

Your Mommy likes to wear a likin' for the men
They jump up on top of her like a rooster on a hen

There's a million vices for your mom to engage in
Nothin' makes her happier than findin' a new sin

There's a general store where your mom works as a whore
She is a slut and everybody fucks her in the butt

I spent so much time counting the ways she's been fileted,
I forget to bring to the vet and have her spayed

If she could stop giving handjobs to your uncle Jim
She could write a pamphlet on SadoMasochism

There's just way to know what makes your Mommy tick
Her pastime is sucking on your Uncle Jimmys dick

Your mom says forum's just like readers digest to me
No one knows more about the world of perversity

I saw your moomy wearing a dress made of Burlap
Her head was going up and down in your uncle's lap

Once upon a time a starnger blew into town
Stopped to ask directions while your mom was bending down

Can you tell me how to get from here to over there
Yes Sir, but first would you like to see my pubic hair

Momma doesn't bother woith cocaine or speed or weed
Her pastime is nibbling on Uncle Jimmy's reed

She like 'em big, she likes 'em fat, she likes 'em really stacked
She likes uncle Jimmy's dick - It's like a baseball bat

I ain't tryin' to say your mom is really dumb,
But she ain't no smarter than a Kettle Drum,

Your momma's been known to cry over milk that's spilt
but she shut's up once she gets under a Scottsman Kilt

Some clain the actor Jimmy Dean was BiSexual
But over his eyes I saw your momma pull the wool

At the funeral the jumped in the back of the hearse
His corpse saoid "Yo Momma's Polymorphously Perverse!"

Your momma likes sucking dick so much
she get's more action than Starsky & Hutch

Now that Mammas little boys in Jail
Little lovin' Dougies givin' up the tail

*The last two versus just had to be added on by the editors

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Thanks so much. With you all in spirit and intent.

Just East of the Pacific,
Jonathan L. Diablo!, esq.